Oh my goodness, Gaynproud! I don't even know how one would wrap heterosexuality. That's a pretty big demand of Jesus Claus. You might stick with a Furby or a cashmere scarf...

Feliz Navidad, gentiles...

On my Christmas list this year............

I wish for my oldest son to get a good settlement so that hes able to buy another nice car like the one I gave him that got trashed by that drunk @$$hole.

I wish that for every count against that guy he gets 1 year. Before I'm done with this guy I'm hoping I can even get more.

For my youngest son.........I wish that the fear of the dark that comes and goes would finally go away. I also wish that he does as well in school as he is right now even after he graduates high school.

For my mom...........Happines when she moves back home to Cali this next May. I know she would like to stay here for my little family, but she wants to be with her brother and sister also. I wish her the best ever in 2006 with good health and happiness.

For all of you..........I also wish good health and happiness in 2006. May God watch over you through your lives and protect you when you need it.

What is on my Christmas list finally........I really don't have anything I want. I have my boys, and my mom until she moves back home. One thing I can ask for myself is good health in 2006 and for my daycare buisness to stay busy. I don't need much, I'm a pretty happy person normally.

To all of you and your families.............Have a very Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah and Happy Kwanzaa.

I wish for the complete removal of Christmas from the holiday calender. It's a circus and a total cash cow for retailers. People want to say "well christmas is what you make of it." I call Shenannigans (sp?)! It's the most superficial time of the year and the least genuine. For about a week everyone pretends to be concerned about others only to retun to their inconsiderat selves by New Years. I'm not a Scrooge nor am I an atheist. I am Christian and am tired of the superficiality of the current state of Christmas. Christmas today has the genuine quality that car sales men/women, news casters, and bank personel have. Anyone accepting well wishes from the above listed professions are incredibly naive.

Thanks and have a unpleasent Christmas, Hanukah, and Kwanza (which is an entire joke).

That'a another thing about Christmas and Thanksgiving. Only in America can we have hoildays that perpetuate over-endulgence with food. So wateful.

My New Year's resoultion to eliminate Christmas and replace it with Festivus and Complain less.

money. to replace all that i've spent on gimcracks and heehaws and bamboozles and floozles. :)

i love this season!

Hmmm...

The jolly fat man to whisk the roundabouts off to some needy Italian town...

a law that requires people working drive thru's to coherently speak the English language...

less restriction of legal activities and sterner punishment for illegal ones...

a full month of Dadaism instead of just 13 measly days...

less 'art' downtown...

for Sylvia to announce that she is a manly lesbian and show up as someone's present complete with her own attatchments for holiday cheer... or rear, depending on how you look at it...

OK, just got back in town tonight...who is Sylvia?

My wish? That my hacking cough will go away once and for all!

Gotta go look out for Santa.

Merry Christmas, everyone...and may God bless us all (including you Manson!)