What is the difference between people from Kansas and people from Missouri?

Asked at Southwind 12 Theatres, 3433 Iowa on November 20, 2004

“I was raised to believe that people from Missouri were a little more cosmopolitan, but it's not true.”

“People from Kansas tend to have more discipline. Besides that, we just seem to have pride in different schools.”

“We have better roads in Kansas, that's for sure. I should probably keep the rest of the differences to myself.”

“ I would say we have a lot more spirit and are more friendly. I guess we're just better. Rock chalk Jayhawk, go KU.”