What are you doing for Mother’s Day?

Asked at South Park on May 09, 2004

“We're probably going to have a picnic, and we're headed over to the ceramic store right now to make some pottery for Mommy.”

“I've never celebrated Mother's Day before because I am from Indonesia, but I just called my mother in Indonesia and asked how she is”

“I'm going to take my mother out to the symphony, then we're going out to a fondue restaurant. When we get home we're going to rent 'School of Rock' and watch it.”

“Probably just cook her breakfast. Let her sleep in”