What is the best food to barbecue?

Asked at South Park on June 05, 2004

“Have you ever had barbecued turkey? It's really good. It's the best turkey I've ever had.”

“I'm going with something strange, but tofu hamburger patties. They hold seasoning a lot better than regular beef.”

“Organic lamb with a homemade pesto sauce.”

“Beef. Steak.”