Opinion: Sympathy lacking for multimillionaire

February 2, 2014


Dear Tom Perkins:

I’m writing to apologize. I do this on behalf of the 99 percent of us who are not multimillionaires. You, of course, are, having made a pile as a venture capitalist and co-founder of the firm Kleiner Perkins Caufield & Byers.

I admit, I’d have thought a guy like you had little to complain about. But that was before you wrote that tear-jerking Jan. 24 letter to The Wall Street Journal revealing the pain, the oppression, the abject sense of vulnerability and fear, that go with having a net worth equal to the GNP of some developing nations.

In your letter, you decried the “rising tide of hatred” you’ve experienced at the hands of progressives waging “war” against your people. Your examples were heart-rending. You mentioned popular anger over rising real-estate prices. And “outraged” public reaction to dedicated buses ferrying tech workers to their San Francisco-area jobs. And the people who have called your ex-wife, novelist Danielle Steel, a “snob.”

Oh, the humanity.

There are, you said, parallels to Nazi Germany and its treatment of another oppressed minority, the Jews. “This is a very dangerous drift in our American thinking,” you warned. “Kristallnacht was unthinkable in 1930; is its descendant ‘progressive’ radicalism unthinkable now?”

You’re right. How could we have missed it? Calling Danielle Steel a snob is exactly like that turning point on the road to Holocaust when anti-Jewish riots broke out across Germany, 7,500 Jewish homes and businesses were vandalized, 30,000 Jewish men were sent to concentration camps, 91 Jews were killed and the Nazis, blaming the Jews themselves for the carnage, fined them about $400 million in 1938 U.S. dollars.

You’ve been criticized for what you wrote, but we both know the only thing wrong with it is, you didn’t go far enough. You didn’t mention how one day the rich may be forced to stitch yellow dollar signs to their clothing or have their net worth tattooed on their forearms.

Being forced to pay taxes for the upkeep of schools your children wouldn’t be caught dead attending? That’s exactly like slavery.

Zoning laws that limit you to one measly helipad on your very own land? No difference between that and the Trail of Tears.

Where will it end? Will they make you fly commercial? Buy off the rack? Golf on a public course? Might as well hitch up the boxcars and pack you in.

I confess to having been blind to the suffering of the Affluent-American community. But you’ve opened my eyes. How awful it must be, forced to live in segregated neighborhoods like Brentwood and Star Island in constant fear of metaphorical beatings and rhetorical lynching if you dare get out of your place and whine about the travails of your life of vulgar excess.

Well, sir, thanks to great Affluent-American leaders like you, I have a dream that one day your children will not be judged by the content of their offshore accounts.

You are as human as anyone else. Your manservant puts your pants on one leg at a time just like the rest of us. So I apologize to you on behalf of the 40-year-old man with a college degree struggling to raise his son on a McSalary, the little girl trying to concentrate on algebra while her stomach growls with missed-meal cramps, the Walmart employees collecting food for co-workers, the homeless family praying the social worker will find them shelter for the night as temperature and snow fall steadily.

You know, until I read your letter, I thought they were the ones most deserving of my empathy and concern, these victims of wealth inequality, a tilted playing field and the sheer greed of rapacious money pigs. But you’ve set me straight, and I want you to know I’m with you all the way.

I mean, now that I know who the real victims are.

— Leonard Pitts Jr., winner of the 2004 Pulitzer Prize for commentary, is a columnist for the Miami Herald.


Gerald Kerr 2 months, 1 week ago

Tom Perkins is one of thousands. Rich elitists itching to get richer lobby and cajole politicians at all levels of government to grow their interests at the expense of their competitors and the 99.9%. Unfortunately these Bigs are successful more than not in purchasing our precious freedoms from our own political class who are enriched by their betrayal of our trust. From G.E.'s Immelt to Warren Buffet, Rupert Murdoch, The McClatchy's, Bill Gates, the list goes on and on. The Supreme court rules that we cannot stop them from trying to influence their and our politicians. We, however, can restrict our politicians from currying favor from the special interests who pay all to well for their favors.

There are ways to decrease special interest influence on our national politicians. 1. Term limits for Congress just like those imposed on the executive branch. 2. Limitation of retirement benefits for those Pols who become lobbyist's when they leave public service. 3. Elimination of tax deductions for Corporate spending on all lobbying efforts. 4. Reduce the nesting of special interests and politicians in D.C. by requiring representatives to live in the state they represent and reduce the time spent in D.C. legislative session to no more than 20 weeks per year except. in times of declared war. 5. Signed contract by candidates before election that if elected they will forfeit large fraction of retirement benefits if spouse or adult children become lobbyists. 6. Reduce the obscene retirement benefits for elected officials across the board.

As I've said before, elsewhere, America is being sold and the bill of rights is being sold to special interests like Tom Perkins, Kleiner, Caufield, and Byers, by corrupt and ambitious legislators who get ahead by making laws for the few to the detriment of the many. as the Supreme Court has ruled that corporate entities are as individuals regarding their right to lobby their representatives. Representatives must be forced by their constituents to reduce their propensity to sell laws and pieces of the bill of rights for their own gain. This can be done. This must be done if liberty is to flourish once again in this great land.


Bob Forer 2 months, 1 week ago

This is one of the most offensive comparisons with the Holocaust that I've seen yet - and that's saying something.


Bart Johnson 2 months, 1 week ago

Mr. Pitts, the real victims are the poor, and you are the one causing their suffering by supporting the government programs that keep them poor.


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