To the editor:

Our Kansas Legislature is indeed a thing of beauty. All they are able to address is reproductive rights and guns. And they want to use their almost unlimited power (thanks to the Kochs) in their “limited government” to push their ultra-extreme positions on both issues down the throats of common-sense Kansans.

I can’t easily visualize my 70-year-old typing teacher, Mrs. Czerny, packing heat as she walked around the classroom. But I suppose even that is better than having an overweight, under-educated NRA type dressed in camo, wandering the halls with his AR-15, looking for serial killers and moderates.

Hey guys, the supremacy clause has already been settled. We had a civil war about it. Surely you heard of it. It was in all the papers.