Relationship status: I am seeing a very beautiful Venezuelan.
Hometown: Manhattan, Kan.
Time in Lawrence: Seven years
Occupation: I’m a line cook at Free State (Brewery)
Dream job: Either an executive chef at a bistro or a butcher.
What were you doing when scouted: I was checking out some cheese-making books (at the library).
Describe your style: I try to embody the mystique of an elderly man.
Fashion trends you love: I love girls in summer dresses.
Fashion trends you hate: Child molester glasses, like Jeffrey Dahmer.
Fashion influences: Cary Grant or most people you find at Meadowlark Retirement Community.
What would you like to see more of in Lawrence: Artisan dry cured sausages.
Less of? Students.
Tattoos or piercings: None.
Who do people say you look like? I’ll go with Hasil Adkins.
Tell us a secret … I’d like to convert my basement into a butcher shop.