To the editor:
My city-mandated piece of yard art was delivered yesterday. Now I must decide how to properly display such a masterpiece.
Do I travel to the local nursery and spend close to $100 for shrubbery, take the shrubs home and instruct my significant other on how to properly plant then?
Or do I travel to the big box store on 31st Street, buy some 4-by-4 posts, the necessary concrete and a panel or two of white plastic lattice (possibly made in China) and return home to instruct my significant other on how to properly dig postholes and pour concrete!
Or, my third option might be to set this work of art in full view at the head of my drive so all the passersby might be able to enjoy such magnificence!