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Trouble with the chair: Clint Eastwood mocked for RNC bit

August 31, 2012


— Clint Eastwood earned plenty of bad reviews for his latest performance: a bizarre, rambling endorsement of Mitt Romney.

Actor Clint Eastwood addresses the Republican National Convention in Tampa, Fla., on Thursday, Aug. 30, 2012.

Actor Clint Eastwood addresses the Republican National Convention in Tampa, Fla., on Thursday, Aug. 30, 2012.

"Clint, my hero, is coming across as sad and pathetic," tweeted film critic Roger Ebert as Eastwood ad-libbed Thursday night to an audience of millions — and one empty chair — on stage at the Republican National Convention in Tampa, Fla. "He didn't need to do this to himself. It's unworthy of him."

Eastwood carried on a kooky, long-winded conversation with an imaginary President Barack Obama, telling him that he failed to deliver on his promises, and it's time for Romney and his running mate, Paul Ryan, to take over.

"Mr. President, how do you handle promises that you have made when you were running for election, and how do you handle them? I mean, what do you say to people?" he said at one point to the empty chair.

Twitter was instantly ablaze with comments mocking the Oscar-winning director of "Unforgiven" and "Million Dollar Baby."

"Clint has now eclipsed the total word count of his last three films," tweeted film critic Richard Roeper during the speech, which was intended to last five minutes but went on for nearly 12.

Howard Kurtz, host of CNN's "Reliable Sources," said "Clint's empty chair act" was the "weirdest convention moment I have ever seen." Joe Scarborough, the conservative host of MSNBC's "Morning Joe," declared that "a great night for Mitt Romney just got sidetracked by Clint Eastwood."

Minutes after Eastwood began his speech, someone created an (at)InvisibleObama account on Twitter. It has already amassed 30,000 followers and counting.

"I heard that Clint Eastwood was channeling me at the RNC," tweeted comic actor Bob Newhart, known for his one-sided conversation bits. "My lawyers and I are drafting our lawsuit."

The 82-year-old actor and director also talked about Oprah Winfrey, Obama's unfulfilled promise to close the U.S. prison at Guantanamo, the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and lawyers. At one point, he referenced dismissing Obama and making a change.

"When somebody doesn't do the job, you gotta let 'em go," Eastwood said. The tough-guy actor of "Dirty Harry" fame then drew a finger across his throat.

The Obama campaign shot back afterward by tweeting a photo of the back of the president's chair, with Obama's head peeking over it, along with the line: "This seat's taken."

Romney's wife, Ann, said she appreciates Eastwood's support, even if the actor's monologue isn't earning rave reviews. Ann Romney said she did not know what to expect when Eastwood came on as a warm up act for the evening's speakers.

"He's a unique guy and he did a unique thing last night," she told "CBS This Morning."

Eastwood, a fiscal conservative who takes left-leaning stands on social issues such as gay marriage and environmental protections, made waves with conservatives earlier this year when he starred in a Super Bowl spot for Chrysler, a company that benefited from government support. Eastwood, who endorsed Romney earlier this month at a campaign event in Sun Valley, Idaho, and once served as mayor of Carmel, Calif., defended his appearance in the commercial, noting it had nothing to do with his politics.

Inside the convention, the crowd cheered Eastwood's entrance and shouted his famed catchphrase, "Go ahead, make my day." But backstage, stern-faced Romney aides winced at times as Eastwood's remarks stretched on. After his speech, Romney's camp defended Eastwood.

"He's an American icon," Romney spokeswoman Gail Gitcho told CNN's Piers Morgan. "You can't look at him at through the same political lens that you would other politicians. He's Clint Eastwood."

There was seemingly more discussion Thursday night on Twitter about Eastwood's awkward performance than Romney's actual acceptance speech.

"Is this a segment for 'Mrs. Eastwood and Company'?" asked "Star Trek" actor Zachary Quinto on Twitter, referencing the "Keeping Up with the Kardashians"-like E! reality series starring Eastwood's wife, Dina.

Several celebrities and comedians lightheartedly hypothesized on the micro-blogging site how Democrats could top the over-the-top routine at their own convention in Charlotte, N.C., next week.

"To restore balance to the universe, Obama must have Tommy Chong onstage at the DNC talking to a steak," joked Patton Oswalt.

Original "Star Trek" actor George Takei said he was "drafting a DNC speech to (an) imaginary Romney in an empty factory."

"Saturday Night Live" cast member Seth Myers had an entirely different idea: "(Vice President Joe) Biden has to go shirtless for DNC to top it."

For Hollywood veteran Eastwood, his chance to rebound likely comes Sept. 21 in more familiar territory. That's when his next film, the baseball drama "Trouble With the Curve," opens.


Bill Lee 5 years, 7 months ago

He's a great director and actor, but his best days are obviously behind him. It appears that his mind is gone. I'm surprised they didn't have a boy scout lead him offstage before he could further damage his reputation.

beatrice 5 years, 7 months ago

This was an embarrasment for both Eastwood and the Republican party. Desperate as they are to appear "cool" by having a real live Hollywood actor on their side, they drag out Eastwood. His ramblings were just that, ramblings.

just_another_bozo_on_this_bus 5 years, 7 months ago

"This was an embarrasment for both Eastwood and the Republican party."

Nah-- the republicans have no shame.

paulveer 5 years, 7 months ago

ooh! Clint as interpreted by FHNC. I can smell the brain cells burning!

MarcoPogo 5 years, 7 months ago

"He's an American icon," Romney spokeswoman Gail Gitcho told CNN's Piers Morgan. "You can't look at him at through the same political lens that you would other politicians. He's Clint Eastwood."

This speech was made possible by a generous grant from the makers of Hoveround Scooters and the Jitterbug phone.

beatrice 5 years, 7 months ago

Chair! Chair! Chair! Chair!

The most honest "person" of the entire event was the chair itself. Not once did it lie, distort, or make promises without providing a plan. There was no person seated alongside Clint. It was just a chair. The rest was fantasy time. Like virtually everything Republicans say about President Obama, they are just projections not grounded in reality. Republicans have been whining about the Imaginary Obama for the past four years.

I suspect reality will come hard to Republicans in November. Can't guarantee it, but I believe the REAL President Obama will retain his seat within the Oval Office.

ScottyMac 5 years, 7 months ago

And beatrice knocks it out of the park.

beatrice 5 years, 7 months ago

In a national poll on candidate likability, "chair" was well ahead of Gov. Romney, leading 68% to 21%, with the rest undecided. (+ / - 3.7%)

(the above is not meant to be taken as a factual comment)

Terry Sexton 5 years, 7 months ago

More wooden - the chair or Eastwood?

From the 'the man with no name' to 'the man with no brain.' When he made 'Mystic River' how in the hell did he & Sean Penn not kill each other?

ThePilgrim 5 years, 7 months ago

Just watched it again on YouTube. Bizarre. It is funny watching the crowds' faces. Some of them really don't know whether to laugh or not.

The most telling thing of the week - when speakers praised Romney the cameras showed him uncomfortable. False humility? No, more like he doesn't believe that this is happening to him.

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