Seaside Heights, N.J. ? Calling her “a Lindsay Lohan wannabe,” a judge fined “Jersey Shore” star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi $500 on Wednesday and ordered her to perform community service after she pleaded guilty to disturbing others on a beach in July.

Her lawyer said Polizzi was under the influence of alcohol when she stumbled around the beach in Seaside Heights, using loud language that disturbed other beachgoers.

Municipal Court Judge Damian G. Murray lectured Polizzi, borrowing from Dean Wormer’s speech to Flounder in the movie “Animal House” in which the dean admonished the wayward student that “fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.”

“Rude, profane, obnoxious and self-indulgent is not the way to live your life,” the judge told Polizzi.

“If this was your idea of a good time, it appears your recent celebrity has affected your judgment.”