To the editor:
Campaign season. What issues should we write about?
Spending less. Which candidate is for three-day-a-week mail delivery and maintaining only one lane in each direction on our interstate highways?
Education. Who is doing whatever it takes, to create the uneducated domestic workers’ business needs for future low-wage jobs?
Immigration. Education will take care of this. As soon as we can raise classes of uneducated workers to exploit, the need for undocumented people to exploit will go away.
Population control. War and disease used to take care of this, but through technology, the car and the cell phone have taken over. Who is for a law requiring mandatory texting while driving?
Taxes. The RIGHT tax to replace all other taxes will take care of all needs. A tax on only food, medicine and other things that everybody uses is the only way to make everyone pay.
Health care. The RIGHT tax on health care will take care of this as everybody needs health care.
The gap between rich and poor. Repealing all safety, health, economic and environmental regulations will take care of this. Almost all will become poor and there will be only a tiny number that will have all the wealth.
Tax to transfer wealth. Only a tax on sarcasm will complete the transfer of the last penny from the poor to the rich. All other methods are advocated by a candidate somewhere.
Go vote to create the future you want.