Archive for Saturday, July 17, 2010

Woman charged after bizarre crime spree

July 17, 2010


— Wichita police say a woman is in big trouble after after going on a bizarre crime spree earlier this week.

Police Capt. Darrell Atteberry says the woman pulled into the driveway of a home around 8:20 p.m. Wednesday, where she got out and urinated in the yard. He says she then slapped her 3-year-old son several times before driving to a second home, where she tried in vain to run over a man.

Police say from there she went to a third home and ran over a mailbox before being stopped in front of a fourth residence.

Atteberry says she was booked on preliminary charges of aggravated assault, child endangerment, child abuse, urinating in public, transporting an open container, drunken driving and possession of marijuana.

Two young children riding with her were taken into protective custody.


bearded_gnome 7 years, 9 months ago

4-20 victimless crime? ask the little kids, the man, the owner of the mailbox.

apparently it really is the heat too. I can't believe what's in today's paper! time for helicopter spraying of valium with a "behavior control technician" aboard that chopper!

beatrice 7 years, 9 months ago

bearded, we both know that it wasn't just the weed that made her go psycho. "Reefer Madness" is fiction. I suspect that it may have been a far more serious use of drugs -- or lack of necessary medications -- involved. Weed would just make people go, "Dude, check it out, that lady just peed in your yard! Cool."

bearded_gnome 7 years, 9 months ago

wrong, weed screws with a person's judgment.
and clearly this woman had a judgment problem. now I will admit that apparently the wacky weed was mixed with alcohol, a very bad combo. and I'm not sure what's more dangerous: alcohol or weed.

btw, I do not drink.

RoeDapple 7 years, 9 months ago

Ah, Wichita, home town of sank4ever. Could it be the worm farm failed and she was merely out hunting sweet baboo before he began racing the Escort at 37 mph through the streets of Wichita? Will he come to her defense on the forum as quickly and eloquently as she? Alas, we may never know, as it didn't happen here. Only the Escort and the couch know the real story. . .

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