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Deer crashes through window at Weaver’s

Weaver's vice president Earl Reineman, left, cleans up broken glass with the help of an employee after a deer jumped through a display window at the store, located at 901 Massachusetts St., early Monday morning.

Weaver's vice president Earl Reineman, left, cleans up broken glass with the help of an employee after a deer jumped through a display window at the store, located at 901 Massachusetts St., early Monday morning.

August 23, 2010, 9:03 a.m. Updated August 23, 2010, 9:06 p.m.

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Deer damages downtown department store

A young deer romped through downtown Lawrence and crashed through a window at Weavers. The deer then escaped with unknown injuries. Enlarge video

Deer crashes through Weaver's window

A deer shattered a display window at Weaver's, 901 Massachusetts St., early Monday morning. Authorities had the injured animal temporarily cornered in a backyard in the 800 block of Alabama before the young buck escaped and ran north. Enlarge video

Lawrence Mayor Mike Amyx — who, of course, also doubles as one of the town’s downtown barbers — was clipping hair about 7:30 Monday morning. That’s when he saw a rambunctious, young, six-point buck deer making good time down Massachusetts Street.

A bit surprising, although Amyx swears his customer’s ears are both fully intact. What came next, though, was odd for even a Monday morning in downtown.

The buck jumped right through the plate glass display window of Weaver’s Department Store, Ninth and Massachusetts streets.

Which display window? Well, of course, the one with the fine brassieres and other female undergarments that are enough to make the antlers of even the strongest buck twitch just a bit.

“We don’t know exactly what happened, but we think the deer saw the sale banner in the window and couldn’t wait for the store to open,” said Earl Reineman, vice president with Weavers. “But seriously, we hope the deer is OK.”

That was uncertain on Monday. After removing itself from the display, the buck ran nine blocks or so to the 800 block of Alabama Street where it holed up in a fenced back yard. Homeowner Rich Garrett said the deer was bleeding significantly from its shoulder and one of its antlers appeared broken.

Animal control and police officers responded to the scene, and requested assistance from the Kansas Department of Wildlife and Parks. But while the Lawrence officers were waiting for KDWP to arrive, the deer became spooked and escaped. It was heading north toward the Kansas River, and officers chose not to pursue him. No other calls regarding the deer were reported to police.

Sgt. Matt Sarna, a spokesman for the Lawrence Police Department, said animal control officers are not equipped to tranquilize a deer. He said police officers also generally do not shoot wild animals unless it is clear the animal is posing an immediate danger or is so badly hurt that it clearly will not survive.

Garrett watched the deer scurry in his backyard for 15 to 20 minutes. While he is no deer psychologist — although an occasional deer hunter — he does have an idea about what happened.

“I know that they get scared real easily and when they feel trapped or lost, they kind of make rash decisions,” Garrett said.

Back at Weaver’s, Reineman is only certain of one thing.

“It is,” he said, “the strangest broken window case we’ve ever had.”

Comments

LadyJ 3 years, 8 months ago

Is anyone really surprised he left the scene of a crash? He's no dummy, he knows the drill here in Lawrence. The alcohol should be out of his system by now, so he will be turning himself into the police anytime now. But we all know he'll get off with a slap on the "hoof".

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Leandra Galindo 3 years, 8 months ago

Loved all the comments..hehehe..I just can't believe a deer would walk the streets of Mass!

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bad_dog 3 years, 8 months ago

I was under the impression nobody liked deer.

Can we get a ruling from Andini?

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jlzack 3 years, 8 months ago

this was way too funny, I have enjoyed this thread.... lol

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juscin3 3 years, 8 months ago

No, he didn't come from Topeka...Did you stop and think he might of come from Manhattan? Maybe the cats sent him to go ahead and start the bashing of the LOSS they are gonna get when they play the Hawks...Other than that, too funny on the comments here!

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bearded_gnome 3 years, 8 months ago

that's right Jesse!

if a man is alone in the woods and he says something, is he still wrong?

if a male deer is alone at 9th and mass is he still wrong? or did he just refuse to ask for directions?

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Roland Gunslinger 3 years, 8 months ago

Someone should grab this deer by the back of its neck to explain to it that around here we don't go around breaking windows and we remove our hats during the national anthem.

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bearded_gnome 3 years, 8 months ago

OH! LMAO! posters really outdid themselves today!


this just in to the Gnome News Room: the deer disguised as a buck was a Weavers employee, hired to get some attention for Weavers and attract more foot traffic. Weavers has a history of hiring 'hoofers' for some events.

... or, I blame Buskerfest.

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tonig 3 years, 8 months ago

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bearded_gnome 3 years, 8 months ago

in other words, I'm not buying the "buck" part of the story. you know, in today's world, it's always the man's fault...

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bearded_gnome 3 years, 8 months ago

you see, it is simple.

the deer had to be female. and she ran out of the Clinique facelift secret SPF 100 night treatment and couldn't wait.

plus she'd spent all her money at MCD.

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HedleyLamarrr 3 years, 8 months ago

Why are you all judging this deer? Do you know him personally? What if that deer was your father or brother?

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Bob Kraxner 3 years, 8 months ago

why did the cops just let the deer get away ? Do ya think its cause they know they cant get any money from fines ?

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jaywalker 3 years, 8 months ago

Wow! Kudos to all participants, that was worth the scroll. I couldn't fathom why there'd be so many comments on this story, was afraid of what this may have devolved into. But I was more than pleasantly surprised and entertained. Thanks for the chuckles.

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Aileen Dingus 3 years, 8 months ago

So did they ever find it? I don't like deer much, but after seeing the copious amount of blood on the sidewalk on 9th street I do hope someone found it and put it out of it's misery.

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BruceWayne 3 years, 8 months ago

Compton needs to get control of his wild beasts! First a Zebra rips a guys arm off and now this?

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catfishturkeyhunter 3 years, 8 months ago

Its a good thing the deer got away. They probably would have killed it for having a brain the size of a walnut. had it been caught..

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persevering_gal 3 years, 8 months ago

Could we get a description of the deer? Number of hooves? Tail color? Only suspect? Red-nosed?

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Multidisciplinary 3 years, 8 months ago

The other bucks are saying, "Never should have happened. If only he'd listened when we told him to install glass whistles on his rack..."

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djherbman 3 years, 8 months ago

I'm assuming this is more fall-out from the Young Buck / 50 Cent G-Unit beef.

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RKLOG 3 years, 8 months ago

My thoughts and prayers go out to the deer family...

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fkalich 3 years, 8 months ago

Why is this so funny? Animal injured, ha ha. I don't see it. Maybe if I took more drugs, or bashed my head into a wall a few times, the humor would be more apparent. What stands out to me, is that the city should do a brain scan before hiring police, to make sure they have brains larger than a pea. Had the the deer cornered? Right. The best chance a wild animal (and often a dog) has in such a situation is to leave them alone, to find their own way. You just spook them into hurting themselves if you force the issue. Or call a professional to handle the situation.

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George_Braziller 3 years, 8 months ago

Mating season for deer is in the fall. This one obviously saw his reflection in the glass and thought it was another buck and thus competition. When they're rutting they aren't anything to be messed with.

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CheneyHawk 3 years, 8 months ago

Usually when there are antlers in the area, they are ordering late night pizza for BB players

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Charlie Sabotage 3 years, 8 months ago

i've got nothing. this too funny. way too great.

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anagram 3 years, 8 months ago

Just got back to work from downtown and stopped by Weaver's. No obvious window damage (man they're quick!), but clear signs of arterial spray on the sidewalk along 9th from the alley to clear across Vermont St.

Doesn't look good for the deer, I'm afraid.

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tachnup 3 years, 8 months ago

Looks like ole Buck is a crossdresser. Who'd a thunk it?

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oneeye_wilbur 3 years, 8 months ago

Da&&%m deer costume, I knew it would't work. Now if I can just get my anTlers back as they got stuck on the empTy.

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puddleglum 3 years, 8 months ago

maybe he was fawning for some white-tail?

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ryknow1976 3 years, 8 months ago

Isn't this the store that Santa visits every year? Maybe he was trying to apply for the reindeer job.

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Multidisciplinary 3 years, 8 months ago

He was going to lingerie for a case of nylons to woo the does.Maybe some fishnets. Anything to get the nooky.

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trinity 3 years, 8 months ago

was it a turty point buck???

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nytemayr 3 years, 8 months ago

tempered glass not safety glass yes. plastic layer should protect the deer better.

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monkeyboots 3 years, 8 months ago

Windows of Mass Deer-struction?

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jonas_opines 3 years, 8 months ago

Yikes, some of these puns are almost WMDs. (PMDs?)

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Boston_Corbett 3 years, 8 months ago

Never chain your deer friends. They want to be inside where it is cool.

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Flap Doodle 3 years, 8 months ago

Was it Buy a Deer a Beer night?

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CWGOKU 3 years, 8 months ago

If they allowed sidewalk chalk, this would never have happened, for the deer would have seen, "No Deer Allowed". Too much beaurocracy. Poor Bambi. Wait, I love venison summer sausage.

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UNIKU 3 years, 8 months ago

It was obviously trying to get the bra for its rack.....

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lazz 3 years, 8 months ago

Next on Fox: "When Animals Shop!"

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cheeseburger 3 years, 8 months ago

You people and all your insensitive comments toward a badly injured (or maybe dead) deer. Where's Whitney to moderate the forum when we need her?

/sarcasm intended/

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g_rock 3 years, 8 months ago

I think it was a stunt to promote the new fall line....fur is in!

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BigPrune 3 years, 8 months ago

The City Commission should write a letter and buy a one page ad apologizing to the deer of Topeka.

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mom_of_three 3 years, 8 months ago

Maybe he got lost, while looking for the Buck-le (Buckle)

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justtired 3 years, 8 months ago

Maybe he didn't want to spend a lot of "doe" for his girlfriend and decided Wal-Mart was better! I am loving the comments!!

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ksjayhawk74 3 years, 8 months ago

The window has already been replaced. The crews are just finishing up.

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LJ Whirled 3 years, 8 months ago

It's them underpants in the winders. What young buck could resist?

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coolmarv 3 years, 8 months ago

Weaver's new slogan. "Weavers, the buck stops here!" or maybe 'shops here'?

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RoeDapple 3 years, 8 months ago

I . . uh . . . . damn . . . . everybody's already said all the funny stuff . . .

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nut_case 3 years, 8 months ago

Ban deer crashing through windows! Problem solved!

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justtired 3 years, 8 months ago

Maybe he couldn't afford the big "bucks" for underwear and decided to get some free care at LMH!!

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monkeyboots 3 years, 8 months ago

Must have gotten lost on his way to (wait for it, wait for it)

Starbucks.

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jhawks1234 3 years, 8 months ago

Businesses need to watch out first cars are running into them at an incredible rate and now it seems the animal world is following in their footsteps...Maybe I should put my Big Buck Hunter skills to work.

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RETICENT_IRREVERENT 3 years, 8 months ago

Tie? The deer thought womens Jocky underware was an affront before God.

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kernal 3 years, 8 months ago

Hmmm, he was last seen in the 800 block of Alabama, so he was probably headed for LMH ER. Someone alert Gene Meyer!

It's been a while since a deer has gone through a window downtown. Didn't one crash into a window at Round Corner about 15-20 years ago?

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filmguru 3 years, 8 months ago

Obviously, she was just window shopping. She couldn't afford to buy anything because she didn't have any bucks with her.

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Bud Stagg 3 years, 8 months ago

I bet the deer saw it's reflection and attacked, thinking it was a rival. Maybe he liked the tie in the window and thought it would look good on him.

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trinity 3 years, 8 months ago

lol...the comments are priceless! :)

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thebigspoon 3 years, 8 months ago

If there was a homeless deer shelter then he wouldn't have been hanging out at 9th and Mass...

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riverdrifter 3 years, 8 months ago

The bucks are in full velvet. It will soon be time to deploy trail cameras.

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OonlyBonly 3 years, 8 months ago

Just had to have that outfit!

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autie 3 years, 8 months ago

You don't know that is was a Topeka deer. I well could have been a Kansas City deer. You posters shouldn't jump to conclusions like that without knowing all the facts. He might be some other deers husband. Or brother. Or cousins. And he is a fine deer that takes care of his family and goes to work everyday..but let him have one bad morning and bingo, the comments start flying. This deer should be given a chance..like you would like to have someday.

cervidae4ever

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Timothy Eugene 3 years, 8 months ago

I have a nice PSE bow that could catch the deer for them.

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newmedia 3 years, 8 months ago

Ran for it's life from the Topeka Zoo!

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salad 3 years, 8 months ago

cool.......

How much you wanna bet the Lawrence city commission submits and ordinance requiring all stores to replace their plate glass windows with tempered glass so animals and people won't be "significantly injured" when they crash through them.

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Megan Green Stuke 3 years, 8 months ago

Remember when a deer busted into Randall's bridal about 10 (or more?) years ago? We have some deer with fine taste in these parts.

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Flap Doodle 3 years, 8 months ago

Perhaps Bambi is too fond of Jockey underthings.....

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Kontum1972 3 years, 8 months ago

so will the deer do time In the DG county slammer?

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CheneyHawk 3 years, 8 months ago

O, give me a home, where the buffalo roam...

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