Archive for Saturday, April 25, 2009

Faith Forum: What do you think would be God’s favorite fictional book?

April 25, 2009


‘Chronicles of Narnia’ offers lasting lessons

Doug Heacock, contemporary worship leader and director of media and communications, Lawrence Free Methodist Church, 3001 Lawrence Ave:

Some 20 years ago, when my oldest daughter was 3 or 4 years old, I began reading “The Chronicles of Narnia” to her. With only a few pauses here and there to explain some of C.S. Lewis’ British English usage, she was captivated and completely drawn into the world of Narnia — just as I was captivated when I first picked up “Out of the Silent Planet,” the first book in Lewis’ lesser-known, but no less wonderful “space trilogy.”

I imagine that God has millions of favorite fictional books, just as I love every story, poem or essay ever written by each of my three children; but if he had a favorite, I would hope that he would share my love for the first book of the Chronicles, “The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe.”

For those (like me) who grew up thinking of Jesus as mostly passive, serene and frankly, not terribly interesting, Lewis’ Aslan, the fierce and beautiful lion of Narnia, is a refreshing, illuminating metaphor for the Savior. Susan, one of the four children in the book, apprehensive about meeting the lion face-to-face, asks Mr. Beaver if Aslan is “safe” — the beaver replies, “’Course he isn’t safe. But he’s good.” Later in the book, Lewis writes of the lion, “People who have not been in Narnia sometimes think that a thing cannot be good and terrible at the same time.” The more I know of Jesus, the more I get what Lewis meant when he created Aslan’s character.

As I read this book to my young daughter, there were moments when I had to pause to wipe away the tears that clouded my vision as old truth suddenly became clearer to me.

I think God likes that sort of thing.

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‘War of the Worlds’ reflects on humanity

Gary Teske, pastor at Trinity Lutheran Church, 1245 N.H.:

This is an intriguing and challenging question. WWJR, “What Would Jesus Read?”

In all honesty, I suspect that God delights in all kinds literature, marveling at the creativity, imagination and artistic touch of the people who God called into existence.

However, the question isn’t, “Does God love books?” but “Which books?” My first thought is, “War of the Worlds” by H.G. Wells. This story of the invasion of the earth by invincible, bloodthirsty armies from another planet ends with these monsters being defeated, not by human ingenuity, courage or resourcefulness, but by tiny germs against which these aliens have no immunity. How ironic! How biblical! Little old David slew big old Goliath, and the smallest seeds grow into huge trees in the Kingdom of God.

Another work of fiction that God may have found entertaining is, “Left Behind,” by Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins. Some of my readers might bristle at me calling this book “fiction,” but all efforts during the past two millennia to predict the end of the world on the basis of the symbolism of Revelation has produced nothing but fiction. I think God must get a good chuckle out of the scenarios set forth by those who think they have cracked the code and now understand just when, where and how God is working out God’s plan for the universe. I can hear God wondering to God’s self about when people will give up trying to outsmart God and just trust God.

Oh, and one more thing. I think God enjoys reading the comic strips, especially Garfield and Peanuts.

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canyon_wren 8 years, 3 months ago

Who makes up these stupid questions? No wonder people like Marion have such a low opinion of people of faith!

skinny 8 years, 3 months ago

I have to agree with Maron on this one, the Bible is fiction.

oldvet 8 years, 3 months ago

God's favorite work of fiction...

"How Obama Will Save The USA"

that one is pure fiction...

canyon_wren 8 years, 3 months ago

I just said "people like Marion" because of your first post. I don't pretend to know what you are like, nor do I care! It is not MY problem that you are so scornful of belief--you are not unique in that--over the centuries, there have been many like you. It is your personal choice, of course, and nothing makes you so much more enlightened than we believers are, that your opinion has any more credence than ours. Faith is a mystery that looks like foolishness to those who don't believe, but your choice not to believe is part of the whole Free Will bit. As a Christian, I suppose I should feel sorry for you, but I don't--"you pays your money and you takes your choice"--that's how it all works.

I certainly didn't mean to imply that you were a horrid person or anything by saying "people like Marion"--just referring your post, which was the first one, and obvious expressed disdain for the Bible, etc. I have read your posts frequently enough to have some idea of your personality, but who and what you are is no concern of mine.

dandelion 8 years, 3 months ago

Another Roadside Attraction by Tom Robbins

anneht 8 years, 3 months ago

What a stupid, stupid question, and how demeaning to all believers.....

jonas_opines 8 years, 3 months ago

Chuckle, this one's such an obvious firebomb of a question that I don't really find a point in it.

maxcrabb 8 years, 3 months ago

So... just to answer the question, and avoid all these other pitfalls...

The Giver Where the Red Fern Grows Catch-22

If this were true, i would want to have a beer with God.

(and what kind of person comes on to a faith forum to debate the existence of God? Lame)

tangential_reasoners_anonymous 8 years, 3 months ago

I'm told... "The Shack" (Young's, not Mulholland's).

Firing up the audiobook as I type.

Tom McCune 8 years, 3 months ago

Gee. Six hours, and no fundamentalists have suggested "On the Origin of Species." Are you guys sleeping in this morning? Do I have to do all your work for you?

Brian Laird 8 years, 3 months ago

oldvet (Anonymous) says… "God's favorite work of fiction…

“How Obama Will Save The USA”

that one is pure fiction"

How about the one by oldvet: "Use of the Straw Man Fallacy in Online Comments"

KU_Dude 8 years, 3 months ago

Fiction = Anything that Marion writes. :-)

nouseforaname 8 years, 3 months ago

I always laugh when people of faith try to answer questions like "what would an omniscient and omnipresent deity do/like/think/etc."

Isn't the defining attributes of God mean that the deity will not have anything in common with human beings? I sometimes think about the philosophical ramifications of anthropomorphizing God, but then again...meh. I'm not religious so it doesn't really matter to me personally; I just find it highly amusing.

Jock Navels 8 years, 3 months ago

last time i talked to Him, he was still prattling on about Ulysses and how great it was.

RedwoodCoast 8 years, 3 months ago

When I saw this question, I knew that someone would mention the Bible. Turns out it was Marion. I'm surprised that he didn't mention the Koran. Gotta watch out for those fatwas.

frank mcguinness 8 years, 3 months ago

For Once I agree with marion.

The bible has to be god favorite book of fiction.

beatrice 8 years, 3 months ago

As others have said, I hate to agree with Marion ... so I won't. I don't think God would enjoy the Bible, because He would likely be upset about being misquoted so freqently.

I think God would enjoy The DaVinci Code. Everyone else seemed to. Or maybe The Lord of the Rings. I can imagine Him reading about hobbits and saying, "I was able to come up with giraffes, so why didn't I think of hobbits first?"

I'll bet God would be a big science fiction fan, too.

beatrice 8 years, 3 months ago

Machi, pick one, but it can't be Zeus, because I already picked Him.

Kaw Pickinton 8 years, 3 months ago

I'm also a bit worried that I find myself in agreement with Marion more and more over the years. In fact, I quit saying "I hate to agree with Marion" a long time ago.

I bet we become best buds w/ in 5 years.

---my list---

1st: "The U.S. Tax code", You'd have to be a deity to understand it.

2nd: Any religious text.

3rd: "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn", everybody loves Huck Finn.

Arthur C. Clarke would probably be favorite author, George Carlin favorite comedian (

beatrice 8 years, 3 months ago

My Zeus would want to read Anthony Burgess' A Clockwork Orange, because he could probably connect with the ego-centric Alex and the ways in which he interacted with others.

Isis would go with Frank Herbert's Dune, of course. How could she not be attracted to reading about all that sand and heat. She would also completely enjoy Gerd Brantenberg's Egalia's Daughters, which describes a world where women rule and men are kept around as basically househusbands who add little to the world.

Kawryan, I'm a bit worried for you too.

Kaw Pickinton 8 years, 3 months ago

Don't worry about me, I get a free free beer next time I see Marion!

pamimi3 8 years, 3 months ago

The fool says in his heart "There is no God"

Paul R Getto 8 years, 3 months ago

Parts of the bible are vaguely historical, but not a reliable source. I wonder if the parts left out due to politics and the struggles for power when the early christians slaughtered each other and persecuted those with the 'wrong beliefs' (think Iran and Iraq and the Shia/Sunni battles) were more or less 'true' than the books that made the final cut. BTW: I agree this is a pretty silly question.

storm 8 years, 3 months ago

How do we know she can read? If she can't read then she can't have a favorite book

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