The man with the bullwhip and the world’s greatest fedora is back.

“Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” opens this weekend, as Indy returns as cinema’s bravest archaeologist.

Fans will once again dream of becoming thrill-seekers themselves, and now a new book, “The Indiana Jones Handbook” by Denise Kiernan and Joseph D’Agnese (Quirk, $18.95), offers tricks of the adventurer’s trade.

Survival tips include:

¢ How to escape when you’re accidentally entombed. (“Stay calm.”)

¢ How to lash yourself to a periscope with a bullwhip.

¢ How to run on top of a moving train.

¢ How to identify booby traps. (“When in doubt, don’t touch.”)

And the all-important:

¢ How to avoid the wrath of God.