Kazoo band falls short of world record

? Members of a 1980s funk and disco group hit a sour note in their attempt to break the world record for the largest kazoo ensemble, falling short of the some 2,600 impromptu musicians needed.

Organizers were hoping to sign up 3,000 players for the evening attempt, which was led by the female vocalists of Skyy. Their 1980 song “Skyyzoo” featured the sound of kazoos being played for some gentle backup.

That backup still managed to get louder Thursday, with more than 2,000 amateur musicians turning out for the concert in Harlem.

“I don’t know anything about it,” said Cecilia Malone, standing among a crowd of spectators and looking at the plastic kazoo in puzzlement. “Which side do you blow on? Do you know?”

The current kazoo record was set on New Year’s Eve in Rochester, where 2,600 kazooers gathered to play shortly before midnight. Before that, the Quincy Park Band had held the record for gathering 1,791 players in 2004 in Quincy, Ill.

With some instruction from a professional kazooist – Barbara Stewart, author of “The Complete How To Kazoo” and member of the group Kazoophony – the Harlem kazooers’ toneless buzzing soon transformed into lively tooting.

Stewart, who says she’s leading a campaign to name the kazoo America’s national instrument, declared the crowd members “proficient” players after the lesson, in accordance with Guinness World Records requirements.