Retired pipe fitter armed with funeral plans

? Retired pipefitter, Army veteran and cancer survivor Russell Parsons, pictured above, says he’s not afraid to die – and he has the tattoo to prove it.

Inside the yellow and orange flaming tattoo on his right arm are instructions to the funeral home where he has a prepaid cremation: “Barlow Bonsall cook 1700-1800 for 2 to 3 hours.”

“It’s a recipe,” the 67-year-old widower from Hurricane said. “It’s a recipe for cremation.”

Barlow Bonsall Funeral Home and Crematorium manager Linda Wilson said she thought Parsons was joking weeks ago when he said he was going to have his final wishes tattooed on his arm.

“I never thought he would actually do it,” she said Tuesday.

Parsons, who survived a brush with cancer in 1999 and still deals with injuries from his Army service, said not everyone understands his attitudes about life and death.

“I’m not afraid of death. I’m afraid of life,” he said. “I’m afraid of living and not being able to take care of myself.”