The winners of the 2006 Penny Pincher of the Year Contest:

¢ Honorable mention and $25 goes to Keith Schall, Kokomo, Ind., who was nominated by his daughter-in-law, Michelle Schall of Fishers, Ind. Schall wrote that her father-in-law travels often to his company’s corporate headquarters and stays at the same little inn. For each night’s stay, he gets two tickets he can redeem for free drinks.

“My father-in-law cashes his tickets in for two bottles of beer which he saves, packs in a cooler and drags back home with him,” Schall said. “The porch refrigerator is always stocked with bottles of cold beer that he got for free.”

¢ Third place and $50 goes to Tabitha Plecker, Charlottesville, Va. She found a clean way to save. She wrote: “Everyone with small children knows how expensive those swimming diapers are, especially when your little ones are in the pool every day. After I got tired of spending nonstop for these expensive disposables, I started to think about their purpose and construction. They were made for the water, right?”

Well, Plecker wondered if they would survive the washing machine.

They do, she testifies. “My little ones can wear each diaper several times with washings before tossing it in the trash, as long as there are no major accidents of course!”

But if you’re going to try this, heed this caution from Plecker: “The dryer does not treat them as nicely, so drip dry is the best for extended wear.”

¢ Second place goes to James Ricci, Wallingford, Conn. With gas prices again surpassing $3 in most parts of the country, Ricci is on to something we all should try.

Ricci was nominated by his wife, Nancy, who says her husband instituted a no car day. At least one day a week (and sometimes more) he refuses to drive his car. The only exception would be for a medical emergency.

Let’s see, with a $75 prize the Riccis could buy, what, two days’ worth of gas these days?

¢ Finally, first place goes to Tom Hagaman, Denver. He was nominated by his wife of two years, Emily, who says her husband deserves top honor for insisting they cut costs on vacation trips around Colorado by going to time-share presentations.

“His money-saving idea has turned into my own private hell,” Hagaman said. “We’ve had plenty of discounted dinners. We’ve gotten enough hot springs passes, gas coupons, ski discounts and buy-one-get-one-free dinners to tide you over for a lifetime.”

Hagaman said she’s had enough.

“Now I’m in love with my husband,” she wrote, “I wouldn’t have married him if this penny-pinching idea was so awful, but I’m on the edge. I want a real, luxury, non-camping (which we do often, like most Coloradoans), no shared hotel room with my 8-year-old stepson, exotic, tropical or foreign, non-couponed dinner, room-service offered, vacation. Please send help as soon as you can. I’ll be here, hoping the next time-share offer gets lost in the mail.”

I’m hoping Hagaman will use his $100 first-place prize to take his wife to anyplace where she won’t have to sit through a time-share promotion. Or maybe I should make the check out to her for time served?