Fooled again. Chokelahoma fooled us again.

Fooled once, shame on us. Fooled twice, shame on the Bowl Championship Series.

Southern Cal was swindled out of playing for the BCS national championship last year, because an unworthy Oklahoma team was chosen to go to the Sugar Bowl instead of the Trojans.

This year, USC won the BCS national championship because Oklahoma was unworthy of being on the same field as the Trojans in the Orange Bowl.

After getting embarrassed 55-19 Tuesday night, Chokelahoma should change the name of its fight song to “Boomer Blunder.”

These guys made so many boneheaded plays, Rogers just called Hammerstein and is asking for a rewrite: Chokelahoma, where the wind comes sweepin’ through our brains.

Can somebody please explain what Mark Bradley was thinking?

With the score tied 7-7 and the entire nation settling in for a great game, Bradley –completely surrounded by USC defenders — inexplicably tried to field a rolling punt at his 3-yard line. Not surprisingly, he fumbled, USC recovered and the Trojans scored one play later to take a 14-7 lead.

Bradley’s mental muff will go down as the most monumental error in judgment by an Oklahoman since Garth Brooks tried playing pro baseball.

Bad move. Very bad move.

After Bradley’s blunder, the undefeated Sooners suddenly transformed themselves into the winless UCF Knights. The team coached by the renowned Bob Stoops somehow turned completely Stoopid.

Oklahoma’s Jason White threw into quadruple coverage and got picked off — and the Trojans scored. And White threw another interception — and the Trojans scored again. And running back Kejuan Jones fumbled — and the Trojans scored again.

That massive clicking sound you heard at about 8 p.m. was the nation switching from the Orange Bowl on ABC to NBC, which was televising the weight-loss reality show entitled The Biggest Loser.

This was the biggest embarrassment in a championship game since Florida’s 62-24 loss to Nebraska in the infamous 1996 “Fiasco” Bowl.

This was 10 times worse than Oklahoma’s flop in last year’s national championship Sugar Bowl, when White threw two interceptions and LSU’s dominating defense held Chokelahoma to 154 yards.

This was so much worse, because this national-championship game, even though it was mythical, was supposed to be magical, too.

Turns out that the most captivating part of this night came when Shaquille O’Neal walked out to perform the pregame coin flip.

Recount! Recount! Please, can we have a recount?

There’s been a terrible mistake. Somehow, we thought we had matched up the two best candidates, but we were duped.

Instead, we matched up George Dubya Bush with Dennis Kucinich.

Fooled again.

Chokelahoma fooled us again.