Archive for Saturday, March 30, 2002

Kid Rock - Municipal Auditorium - Kansas City MO, 03/28/2002

March 30, 2002


On a stage dressed to resemble the cluttered yard surrounding a decrepit mobile home, Rock's performance was a celebration of mediocrity, glorifying the most inglorious of human urges and aspirations and doing so with almost amusingly minimal skills.

Turning the shortcut to hipness an obscure or ironic cover song can provide a provide a performer upside down, Rock's continual leaning on the most mundane classic rock hits surely bolsters his image as a man of the people. But in performing songs such as "Free Bird," Zeppelin's "Rock and Roll," Fleetwood Mac's "Second Hand News," or the Allman Brothers' "Midnight Rider" only serves to showcase what a vacant songwriter and poor singer he is.

Rock sang his hit ballad "Only God Knows Why" in such a sotto monotone that it seemed that even he was afraid someone noticed he really didn't have the chops to pull it off live.

Because he's unable to deliver his own hits live with the passion that studio polish can simulate, it's little wonder Rock gloms onto decent material where he can find it or fills his set with bloodless exercises in multi-instrumentalism highlighting his inability to play guitar, keyboards or drums better than your average 15 year-old music store habitue. If a pop star can demonstrate versatility by doing many things poorly, then Kid Rock is certainly versatile.

Rave-ups like "Bawitdaba" and "Cowboy" were crowd pleasers and fared better, making the most of Rock's abilities as a rapper.

Rock, from Detroit suburb Romeo, Mich., opened his encores with a medley of hits by Michigan artists such as Bob Seger, Ted Nugent, the Supremes and Grand Funk. It concluded with the MC5's "Kick Out the Jams," assuring all that if he can't write memorable songs at least he can recall a few.

Opening act Tenacious D.  consisting of front man and film actor Jack Black and sidekick and lead guitar player Kyle Gass  performed a hilarious set of material that was by turns sexually explicit to the point of absurdity or designed to deflate the sort of pompous rock cliches to which Kid Rock earnestly clings.

"Tribute" mocks prog-rock bombast and "The Road is Hard" lampoons whiny rock stars lamenting the oppression that is the rock 'n' roll lifestyle. Set pieces like foot-pump powered, foam rubber rockets standing in for actual pyrotechnics and feuding over which musician's riser was higher added to the madness. Frankly, most of the irony seemed lost on the Kid Rock faithful.

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