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On What do you do when you hear there is a winter storm warning in effect?


Bob Smith 4 years ago

I put on my bicycle helmet and go to the basement.

Ron Holzwarth 4 years ago

I keep the front door closed until the weather gets warmer. I can do that because I have plenty of canned food in stock.

Bob Smith 4 years ago

I put on my footie PJs and look ironic.

Leslie Swearingen 4 years ago

My question to Bob is, what do the lemurs do in this weather? Are they into winter sports at all? Just asking.

As for me I don't do anything different. After all nothing really changes for us humans except we have to turn the heat up. I really don't think it is ever going to get so bad that we can not make it to the store when we need to.

Bob Smith 4 years ago

The lemurs stay in the lemur-cave in winter weather. Once in a while, one dons a wool sweater and treks out to the wood shed to get some more fuel for the potbelly stove. There's generally a chaotic game of Risk going on.

Leslie Swearingen 4 years ago

Okay I lied. I left VT around 4 to catch the bus out to Walmart to stock up on doughnuts, got as far as the front porch and started sliding so I went back inside, sobbing bitterly. It is so bad out there I can't make it to the store when I need to.

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