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On What do you plan on getting your mother for Mother’s Day?


Leslie Swearingen 12 months ago

God bless you Andine, your mother is one lucky woman to have you for a son. My pet rock, Josephine, is sobbing her heart out because she misses her friend. Ah, well, time changes all.

autie, for some reason your comment made me think of the movie, Throw Momma from the Train, one of the best movies ever made in my opinion. They really did love each other you know. Owen wrote a book, did not see that coming. I especially love the bit where Owen is running around Hawaii calling from different phones.

I don't mean this comment to be offensive, I really don't.

I think I'll ask for that movie as a mothers day present.

I had to look up columbarium, but it is my wish to be cremated and put in a light blue urn with a frigate on the side with all sails out and blowing in the wind. I want the word, Surprise on it.


autie 12 months ago

Momma is in a columbarium.


g_rock 12 months ago

I'm gifting her with the right to nag me incessantly for an entire day without me snapping back. Love you, mom!


Andini 12 months ago

The usual. A six pack of Schlitz, a bag of Pork rinds and a pack of unfiltered Camels.


Benjamin Roberts 12 months ago

Does UPS or Fed-Ex make deliveries to heaven now?


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