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I plan on being in the bunker all weekend, as usual. Or mom's basement. Call it what you will.
Your command center?
Now that there . . . That be an Apocalypse!!
The apocalypse don't start 'til the beer's all gone!
OMG!! Is it all ruined? I would tell the daughter to stop and put a few cases into the back seat. Imagine having the last beer and twinkies on planet earth?
Have that third martini instead of the usual two.
It does come in handy. I got mine on Amazon.com.
Mayan, schmyan. I have dinner reservations for Saturday.
Oh, I forgot! What time?
what's to prepare? there isn't a next day after doomsday.
Apocalypto. . . Mel is psychotic. Am going to wait for a drunk dial call as I am the One Who Got Away. ( Wink). I still love you, though.
Friday is my wedding anniversary. Prime rib, here I come!
Saturday morning I'm going to wake up, run outside and yell loud enough for the neighbors to hear, "OH MY GOD! DOCTOR! YOU SAVED US! THANK YOU!"
I am sooooo stealing The Doctor thing. My husband and kiddo would get a good laugh out of it!!!
It's a fact that for some people, it really will be their Last Day. Maybe we should live every day as though it is our last day, and act accordingly.
I would spend some additional time thinking about how seemingly intelligent people are duped into actually believing in such tripe.
We're sacrificing virgins at our place. Everybody's invited!
Good luck with finding any virgins!
With a spacecraft, a cache of melange & a little travelin' music.
Oh, come on, let him have his party. Kids need to have some down time to spend just being themselves and having fun. You could go to a movie while the party is going on.
I believe the original soccer game was with King Charles' head n 1669.
Looking at the latest weather forecast, many of us may still be shoveling by then.
At least it will cool down during the night.
Dang, you beat me to it! Now make your head rotate 360'...
I have an obsidian knife and a tall, steeply-staired temple in the back yard. Heads are going to roll!
Me and Elvis
Gonna take a ride
In a silvery ship
With little green men inside
Pick up Morrison
Break on through
Look back and laugh
At the likes of you
He's bringing the booze
We're gonna get smashed
What's there to loose
But if the Mayans are wrong
And all life is not over
We'll face Saturday morning
With a Doomsday hangover
lose not loose, dagnabit
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