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RoeDapple 5 months ago

I plan on being in the bunker all weekend, as usual. Or mom's basement. Call it what you will.

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Frankie8 5 months ago

Your command center?

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RoeDapple 5 months ago

Now that there . . . That be an Apocalypse!!

The apocalypse don't start 'til the beer's all gone!

The apocalypse don't start 'til the beer's all gone! by RoeDapple

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Frankie8 5 months ago

OMG!! Is it all ruined? I would tell the daughter to stop and put a few cases into the back seat. Imagine having the last beer and twinkies on planet earth?

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riverdrifter 5 months ago

Have that third martini instead of the usual two.

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RETICENT_IRREVERENT 5 months ago

Go bag is not far from my side.

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Pywacket 5 months ago

With enough tequila to drunk dial The One Who Got Away and tell him I've never forgotten him.

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Frankie8 5 months ago

It does come in handy. I got mine on Amazon.com.

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RETICENT_IRREVERENT 5 months ago

Where will you go? - T_O_B

No where, it will be like every other day, the go bag near my side. Just in case. The spousal unit calls it my man purse, but she is wrong.

I'm glad your wife likes my spurtle.

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beatrice 5 months ago

Mayan, schmyan. I have dinner reservations for Saturday.

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riverdrifter 5 months ago

Oh, I forgot! What time?

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lunacydetector 5 months ago

what's to prepare? there isn't a next day after doomsday.

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Andini 5 months ago

Stock up on ammo and beer.

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Klumma 5 months ago

Apocalypto. . . Mel is psychotic. Am going to wait for a drunk dial call as I am the One Who Got Away. ( Wink). I still love you, though.

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cait48 5 months ago

Friday is my wedding anniversary. Prime rib, here I come!
Saturday morning I'm going to wake up, run outside and yell loud enough for the neighbors to hear, "OH MY GOD! DOCTOR! YOU SAVED US! THANK YOU!"

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rodentgirl16 5 months ago

I am sooooo stealing The Doctor thing. My husband and kiddo would get a good laugh out of it!!!

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Ron Holzwarth 5 months ago

It's a fact that for some people, it really will be their Last Day. Maybe we should live every day as though it is our last day, and act accordingly.

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Liberty275 5 months ago

I would spend some additional time thinking about how seemingly intelligent people are duped into actually believing in such tripe.

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rtwngr 5 months ago

We're sacrificing virgins at our place. Everybody's invited!

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verity 5 months ago

Good luck with finding any virgins!

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rockchalker52 5 months ago

With a spacecraft, a cache of melange & a little travelin' music.

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CWGOKU 5 months ago

I'll start my Christmas shopping, if the world doesn't end, on the 22nd. I am with T_O_B, I loathe the hype and the media play on this, etc. The boy came home from school and wants to have a party for the Mayan thing. I said no. Any foil hats available?

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Frankie8 5 months ago

Oh, come on, let him have his party. Kids need to have some down time to spend just being themselves and having fun. You could go to a movie while the party is going on.

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geekin_topekan 5 months ago

I believe the original soccer game was with King Charles' head n 1669.

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riverdrifter 5 months ago

Looking at the latest weather forecast, many of us may still be shoveling by then.

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verity 5 months ago

At least it will cool down during the night.

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riverdrifter 5 months ago

Dang, you beat me to it! Now make your head rotate 360'...

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Paul R. Getto 5 months ago

I have an obsidian knife and a tall, steeply-staired temple in the back yard. Heads are going to roll!

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Liberal 5 months ago

I am going to put on my white robes and join my brothers and sisters.

I am going to put on my white robes and join my brothers and sisters. by Liberal

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milkman_dan 5 months ago

don't forget the diaper and the tennis shoes

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Jay_lo 5 months ago

Me and Elvis

Gonna take a ride

In a silvery ship

With little green men inside

Pick up Morrison

Break on through

Look back and laugh

At the likes of you

Bigfoot's coming

He's bringing the booze

We're gonna get smashed

What's there to loose

But if the Mayans are wrong

And all life is not over

We'll face Saturday morning

With a Doomsday hangover

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Jay_lo 5 months ago

lose not loose, dagnabit

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RoeDapple 5 months ago

Jay_lo - You can now edit your comment up to 15 minutes after posting!

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