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Well, I never got the Nobel Peace Prize.
Was awarded a 10 or more 'thumbs up' count on two separate LJWorld comments.
Before that it was Phi Theta Kappa & The President's List for Academic Achievement at JCCC & before that it was an honorable discharge from the U.S. Army.
"Worlds Most Tenderest Lover."
Believe me, you deserve it. The nights you held me in your arms, caressed my cheek, and told me to call you Fanny.
Bee Gees - Fanny Be Tender With My Love (Full Version)
The Kim Jong Elvis Marksmanship Award.
The love of a woman
Rod Stewart - Cover Song - Have I Told You Lately - released June 1993
I kid, I kid....sex is the best award for having to put up with "women"
3rd place in the Pinewood Derby with the best racer a dad could ever hope to carve.
Most of my big awards have been self presented. However, the award I won last year for Lawrence Kansas Neighbor of the year, just stood out over all the rest. It was based on a post I put on a local article right here on LJW.
I threw a big party and invited myself and my imaginary dog clifford. it was a great celebration for such great work.
My surprise induction into the Kansas Music Hall of Fame. It caught me totally off guard.
To win this award, you must be lean, mean and discreet. Not one oz. of fat, not a blockhead. Ladies and Gentlemen, Member of Seal Team 6 Award winner...
I've also received the less than coveted 'winner winner, chicken dinner' citation courtesy of somedude20.
I think g_rock gets the winner, winner, chicken dinner award for this one....
A smiley face and a silver foil star, along with the comment "works and plays well with others."
I almost forgot, onetime I received an award for the most sarcastic response in a blog.... Does this one count???
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