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I may or may not be on an airplane and then a beach on that day. I'll draw a pumpkin in the sand and use my empty beer bottle as a nose. I'm creative like that.
I am so confused, I am not sure how to decorate now.
Tom Holland sided with Obama, and Anthony Brown is interfering with my health care.
Razor wire and concrete barricades are up. Bring it.
"Gawd I hope it rains cats and dogs Saturday." Autie
What happens Saturday? See, because I've got to coach two games and I really don't want to stand in the cold rain.
Just tuxedo pants with a red stripe.
When you live with a pack of lemurs who recently discovered vodka, every day is Hallowe'en.
Somedude, how was Lilith Fair?
I am going to be a privileged white college kid who thinks he has it tough because mom and dad didnt get me the 2013 Mustang that I wanted, rather it was a 2010 BMW, so I rage against the machine the best way I know how, by getting drunk then occupying a spot in South Park to pass out
Last year I dressed as Jesus on the cross. This year I want to dress up in a Jerry Falwell costume. Haven't been able to find one yet, but maybe I can dress as a rotten decomposing corpse and put a name tag on my lapel. Then preach some fire and brimstone and tell everyne they're going to heck if they vote for Obama. Should be fun. Especially if I take my new friend along.
Yes. Two kids. They like that stuff....
I was going to set my foot in the jar out on the porch but the last time I did that the neighbor lady threw up. Gawd I hope it rains cats and dogs Saturday.
The wife and kids put up a few things, and we will carve a pumpkin. OK, the wife and kids will. The only Holiday I do is Christmas.
It was nice knowing Andini. If his wife reads the OTS, he's a dead man walking.
Yes. You should see my wife without makeup.
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