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I won't be able to drink and drive again for a long time. Hey, did anyone catch this last night? This is tight, it hasn't even been released yet. Makes me feel old and sad.
I blame Obama
I think about it day and night. I am a "living" victim of a drunk driver from an accident over 40 years ago. Due to injuries, I usually am in pain of some kind everyday and it has affected me
mentally when I am riding in someone else's car. It is hard to forget. The accident I was in was at 1 p.m. in the afternoon. Witnesses said he had been driving up and down the street all morning and they were surprised he hadn't hit anyone before that. Yet no one called the police to report it. Maybe if they had, I wouldn't have been injured. Think about it.
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I'm not worried about it. If I'm too drunk to drive, my wife can get us home.
This dinosaur doesn't go out much on the weekends. Bravo for Bruno. First time I've made it past 'Weekend Update' in a while. Mr. Mars is goin' places.
When I go out, I limit my drinking to no more than two beers so I can get home safely. I'm always watching out for other drivers. I know some have been drinking, some smoking weed, and some are just stupid.
And the stupid, weed smokin' drunk drivers are the worst!
No. My wife always comes and gets me.
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