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WesleyWillis 7 months, 3 weeks ago

I think being smashed relates to me staggering down Mass

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Andini 7 months, 3 weeks ago

Is there a pole involved?

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rockchalker52 7 months, 3 weeks ago

Depends on the dance. Nureyev's ballet? Yes. Chubby Checker's twist? Not so much.

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grammaddy 7 months, 3 weeks ago

Not necessarily.My late husband was one of the least athletic people I have ever known but also one of the best dancers.

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RETICENT_IRREVERENT 7 months, 3 weeks ago

I was rocking out to Falco, dancing naked with a knife this morning as I was cutting up peppers and tomatoes from the garden to mix with this summers sweetcorn as a salsa.
I cut a few thick slices off one of slabs I bought from the quasi-Amish butcher in Yoder and was simultaneously frying it while I was dancing.

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Eddie_Haskell 7 months, 3 weeks ago

Yes. And I think dancing ability and athletic ability both relate to sexual prowess. Ronaldo is probably good in bed. Tender, but good.

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somedude20 7 months, 3 weeks ago

I haven't really seen any fat strippers, so I would guess that dancing with a pole is a great way to stay skinny (but not vd/std/baby free)

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CWGOKU 7 months, 3 weeks ago

I don't think about it. I don't dance, because I can't. At least not well.
I did not think I would see the day where on the OTS someone would mention Rudolf Nureyev. I am impressed. I have not heard of him in years. Great, now I have the song, Love me tender, running through my head...

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Eddie_Haskell 7 months, 3 weeks ago

I try to avoid dancing. I look like I'm having a seizure or trying to make love to myself. However, I can't help but dance to this. Spacehog takes his shirt off and rides a skateboard.

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Eddie_Haskell 7 months, 3 weeks ago

Most white guys can't dance. Just ask Bruce Springteen. Bad idea. Really bad idea.

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alittlecurious 7 months, 3 weeks ago

Simply go to "Late Night" for the answer...

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RETICENT_IRREVERENT 7 months, 3 weeks ago

" Tender, but good." - Eddie + T_O_B

Though I have held each of you in my tender embrace, one of you was unconscious like a cold wet limp fish.

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RoeDapple 7 months, 3 weeks ago

"Eddie, you got an lotion left?"

It puts the lotion in the basket, or else it gets the hose again.

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