“Probably the most common thing was ‘where’s the remote?’”

— Clint Brown, Internet marketer, Sioux Falls, S.D.

“You’re cruisin’ for a bruisin’.”

— Shawn Rouen, statistician, Olathe

“Were you born in a barn?”

— Char Higgins, stay-at-home mom, rural Lawrence

“In the morning he’d wake me up and say, ‘Hey, boy, we’ve got work to do.’”

— Adam Ghattas, graduate student, Lawrence