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Placebo Health Care! By Ollie Owl

The Physician has a diploma, To show to the fool; One that he got, From an "Online" school;

Granny was in an accident, The government said, "What the Heck"; Give her a couple of placebos, To mend her broken neck;

(Chorus)

The government loves, Placebos, Placebos, The government loves, Placebo Meds; The government loves, Placebos, Placebos, The government loves, Placebo Meds;

The old man was starving, Sick and lying in bed; In need of an emergency operation, or he would be dead;

He went to a doctor, Before it was too late, The doctor informed him, There was a three year wait;

(Chorus)

The government loves, Placebos, Placebos, The government loves, Placebo Meds; The government loves, Placebos, Placebos, The government loves, Placebo Meds;

Scheduled an appointment a year ago, With a Medical Assistant named Bee; It was rescheduled for another year, With a Medical Assistant named Cee;

I have Health Insurance, The premiums once were low; The costs have tripled, Now that the government is running the show;

(Chorus)

The government loves, Placebos, Placebos, The government loves, Placebo Meds; The government loves, Placebos, Placebos, The government loves, Placebo Meds;

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