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I do. Apple butter. Apricot preserves. Slander jelly. Very good.

Bea - Yes I can edit my blog.

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trinity 5 years, 9 months ago

biskits over cornbread any day of the week. the pillsbury dough boy kicks arse when it comes to them grands! :)i s'pose the veep celebutante would like to kick biskits with her rnc-sponsored johnny choos eh?

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jonas_opines 5 years, 9 months ago

Sorry, multiD, was never a D&D player. I had to google search roll initiative myself. I couldn't find much of a definition, but I did find this. So apparently, it's important.Roll Initiative"Are there any two words in the vocabulary that are sweeter? When your DM utters the phrase, your heart races with anticipation. What will this fight bring? Treasure? Experience? Death?A famous baseball radio announcer once claimed that anyone who tuned into his show hated him and every word he said until he gave them the score. I think it's a little like that in a way for D&D players. Each game session, players can seemingly resent every plot and subplot, they hate every NPC, until finally the sweet release of combat comes heralded in by those two wonderful words: Roll Initiative.Jesse Decker and I were having a conversation about this very topic the other day. Bemoaning how hard it was to keep our players focused on the storyline. How players seemed to wander into the game late, unprepared and more than a little distracted. Then we hit on it. I seem to remember that it was Jesse's suggestion; he claims it was mine. In either case it was pure genius-it was perfect, and players were going to love it. We were going be famous! Well, maybe it was not as great as curing cancer, but I sure felt smart at the time. Now, just to get word out:The idea was simple: start every game session with those magical words, "Roll Initiative". Yes, that's it. No matter what happened last week, last month (or however long ago it was) you start the new session with a fight.

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jonas_opines 5 years, 9 months ago

continuedHere are the advantages as I see them:1. Focus: This will get your players in on time and ready to go. If they know they'll be in a fight from the get-go, they'll be much more likely to remember where they put their character sheet and if they brought their dice in from the car.2. Love: Most players have built their characters for this moment, the start of the fight. If your players know that you're going to guarantee them combat every session, they'll love you for it.3. Preparation: This also encourages you to be ready for the game session as well. If you're anything like me, you always intend on being prepared, working up encounters and storylines beforehand, but somehow the week always seems to slip away. If you know that you're going to have to be ready to have a fight as soon as your game session starts, you'll to have to be prepared.4. Broadening: Creating a storyline reason for this arbitrary opening encounter will challenge even the best storytellers. Don't look at this as a challenge, though, but an opportunity for both non-sequitur as well as parallel plot line encounters-such as when you reveal to your players that seemingly random fight they had with those wererats four sessions ago was actually connected to an entirely new storyline.So go ahead, take a chance, make a statement and tell your players that this session, and all future sessions, will start with those magical words. Trust me, they'll love you, and you'll thank me:. at least, that's the hope!"

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staff04 5 years, 9 months ago

Mmmm...dripping of meat....Bacon...is the candy of meat.

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jonas_opines 5 years, 9 months ago

Everyone knows Hitler ate muffins, not biscuits.

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tvc 5 years, 9 months ago

Damn, now I want a biscuit.

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jonas_opines 5 years, 9 months ago

No such entry for biscuits that I could find.

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Cait McKnelly 5 years, 9 months ago

Autie it does if you want to make biscuits for ammunition. Otherwise you really need to add a little lard.

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RedwoodCoast 5 years, 9 months ago

I hear in some southeast Asian countries that they like to bury biscuits in the ground, only to dig them up and eat them 100 years later.

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sdinges 5 years, 9 months ago

Fact: Biscuit loving is strong proof that you are a socialist.

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Flap Doodle 5 years, 9 months ago

Give me a lever and a biscuit to stand on and I can move the Earth.

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RedwoodCoast 5 years, 9 months ago

Wow, a biscuit enthusiast. I like the slander gravy. Very gooder.

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Cait McKnelly 5 years, 9 months ago

You want to get the trolls? Just remember that Jesus saves. Everybody else roll a 2D10.

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tangential_reasoners_anonymous 5 years, 9 months ago

So! Where the hell was Multi when you needed her last Saturday?And where were all the bloggers who always pulled you though?They're all resting on their laurels --writing up their memoirs for a MySpaceFace editionof the Breakfast Me-en-nu.( uu-uu-uu-uuuu-uu-uu-uu-uuuuuuuu )

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grimpeur 5 years, 9 months ago

Open the biscuit doors, Hal.

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Ronda Miller 5 years, 9 months ago

Biscuits with honey, but after they have a lot of butter on them. Light, fluffy biscuits fresh out of the oven.Biscuits for President - wins by a landside; baked by Sarah Palin. Go McCain - he looks like a biscuit eating President!Obama wants to change our National Anthem to, "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," Change our national food to biscuits. We can keep farmers employed, cheap eats for the masses. Sweet potato biscuits. biscuits flavored with the drippings of meat - fresh blood.

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BrianR 5 years, 9 months ago

Yeah, looks like they're clinging to guns and biscuits in Kansas.

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Ronda Miller 5 years, 9 months ago

Did O_bob actually just call me ronada? Tis okay.Red biscuits on top - blue biscuits on the bottom. Patriotic biscuits made in heaven.Palin has hot biscuits. Biscuits become President of the United States. Hail to biscuits.Obama wants to change our athem to, "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing". I say change our national food to biscuits.....By the way, I wrote a blog saying that cornbread is actually better than biscuits. Read it and find out the answers to the questions you always had.....

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AjiDeGallina 5 years, 9 months ago

Biscuits are communists, biscuits had a blue dress, biscuits supported Lee Harvey Oswald, then killed him.Biscuits are limp.

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beatrice 5 years, 9 months ago

TOB, I just don't know why you need to encourage people to demonize other bread products just because you like biscuits. It isn't anti-American to like a doughnut, a danish, or even an English muffin! (Please note that I recognize the difference between an English muffin and a croissant, which might just be anti-American.) However, your bagel comment is clearly anti-semitic, and not mentioning pancakes proves you suffer from Whitey guilt because you apparently are afraid someone might bring up Aunt Jemima syrup. That makes you a reverse-racist ... a Whitey guilt nazi reverse-racist socialist ... the kind who probably prefers a roundabout to a good old American stop sign. I like to slice my biscuits with swords made by Walt.

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Flap Doodle 5 years, 9 months ago

For those of us in the cheap seats, what is slander jelly?

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Linda Aikins 5 years, 9 months ago

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RedwoodCoast 5 years, 9 months ago

Hey, does anyone know where I can get certified 'pro-American-region' biscuits? I don't want any of that anti-America crap.

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acg 5 years, 9 months ago

Biscuits rock! I don't care for sausage gravy which prob makes me some sort of mutant, but biscuits and red eye gravy is out of this world. That makes me want to go south and see my fam.

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Keith 5 years, 9 months ago

"Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed, that's what I to my baby said. This women's liberation is a goin to your head, get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed."All hail the Kinkster!

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beatrice 5 years, 9 months ago

or ...My God! Would you people give this man some lemurs already!

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Flap Doodle 5 years, 9 months ago

TOB knocks one out of the park & earns the Golden Fruitcake for the entire month of October.

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bearded_gnome 5 years, 9 months ago

and, Andini wins breaking through the barrier! funniest post today, and it isn't even morning! ROTFLMAO"you want the biscuits? you can't handle the biscuits!""Dave, put down that biscuit" --Hal.

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beatrice 5 years, 9 months ago

TOB, just admit it, you are an anti-octagonal "American." Plus, now that snap is "snap," you have to take the title of Pleather Bob.

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tolawdjk 5 years, 9 months ago

The only way to get rid of trolls is to roll at better init and have a +1 flaming weapon.

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trinity 5 years, 9 months ago

goooooooooootttttttttttssssssssiiiiiiieeeeeeee!where ya been!?!?!

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jonas_opines 5 years, 9 months ago

Aaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!I have supporting evidence, now!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTN4h1...

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AlannaxMonster 5 years, 9 months ago

Ask not what your biscuits can do for you, but what you can do for your biscuits.

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bearded_gnome 5 years, 9 months ago

Multi!thank you for the truth about german/NAZI shortning! I knew that Das-unter-mime was not to be trusted. you have uncovered his nefarious (sp?) scrofulous and criminal attempt to cover up the NAZI shortning scandal. thank you, you have performed a service to humanity lady!***LJWorld.com doesn't necessarily condone the comments here, nor does it review every post.

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Flap Doodle 5 years, 9 months ago

md, I think the orthodox toast and then butter, the reformed butter and then toast. Or it could be the other way around.TOB has the official say on that.

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tangential_reasoners_anonymous 5 years, 9 months ago

Whoa, I never realized that little, embellished text field on my computer screen had so much political baggage.

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beatrice 5 years, 9 months ago

TOB, Maybe your girl Sarah P. can go hunt ya down some. Just remember, in Alaska they spell lemur a little differently. They actually spell it "moose." I'm pretty sure it is the same thing though.

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bearded_gnome 5 years, 9 months ago

I have never enjoyed Jethro Tull except while under mind altering substances. -- there's your discussiona doughnut, a danish, or even an English muffin! (Please note that I recognize the difference between an English muffin and a croissant, which might justbe anti-American.) However, your bagel comment is clearly anti-semitic, and not mentioning pancakes proves you suffer from Whitey guilt because you apparentlyare afraid someone might bring up Aunt Jemima syrup. That makes you a reverse-racist : a Whitey guilt nazi reverse-racist socialist : the kind who probablyprefers a roundabout to a good old American stop sign.whoa girl, you really had to work on this one Bea! lol!"We're not in biscuits anymore, Toto!" "give me your tired ... yearning to eat biscuits."

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tangential_reasoners_anonymous 5 years, 9 months ago

"...So you tide yourselves over with Mrs. Fields'and you make all your doughy dealsand your wise men don't know how it feelsto be thick as a... biscuit."

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beatrice 5 years, 9 months ago

tra, that is much funnier than "It was a new biscuit yesterday / but its an old biscuit now," which is the only line I could come up with.

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bearded_gnome 5 years, 9 months ago

Hitler used shortening for his biscuits.---DUM...well, then Hitler wasn't eating real biscuits then, now was he?! no wonder he kept making such horrible strategic blunders! why listen to Jethro Tull when there's Zappa, I say. and of course John Steinbeck, TOB, also wrote: the Biscuits of Wrath. and, Yeast of Eden.

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beatrice 5 years, 9 months ago

Imagine, invading Poland and not bothering to stop and have a single sausage with your biscuits?! Crazy

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tangential_reasoners_anonymous 5 years, 9 months ago

witchfindergeneral: "... Discuss."Thick as a Brick, definitely my favorite. I've got a couple of the collections, to pick up some of the gems, but Thick is the only "album" I still have.I weep for the younger generation, not having some of these gems in their landscape. ( Who knows... a rediscovery, perhaps? )

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beatrice 5 years, 9 months ago

bearded: "and, wife's biscuits pass for amunition"Sure you don't mean they could pass for clay pigeons? No proper biscuit breakfast should end in the backyard with, "Pull!"Jethro Tull top five, no particular order:Thick as a Brick; Aqualung; Songs from the Wood; Stand Up; Heavy Horses. Saw them three times in concert. Always a good show, even recently. I bought a more recent work, J.Tull. com, from a bargain bin for 99 cents. Ouch. The one time I listened to it I couldn't help but think of Spinal Tap and the dwarfes dancing around the miniature Stonehenge. Stick to the old stuff, you nazi socialists.

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beatrice 5 years, 9 months ago

What you do in your cereal bowl is your business, dude.

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bearded_gnome 5 years, 9 months ago

  1. Hitler couldn't enjoy real biscuits because he was a vegetarian! no lard, buddy move along!2. Yes, I know. Can you tell my wife? She doesn't listen to me....and, wife's biscuits pass for amunition ...truly, can these marriages be saved? calling for intervention!3. biscuits without sausage gravy bleck! unless strawberry jelly with real strawberries squishshshshshshshed in it! honey, (yes I agree with the EEEEEEEEVIL Ronada) is great but my very rare treat, kinda like uh, well ... never mind. 4. 5. and 6. I'd eat Sarah Palin's biscuits anytime, thank you very much. ***new John Steinbeck book just discovered: Biscuit Flats. tells the story of middle american immigrants to a small fishing village along the california coast, and their attempts to survive and have a good time despite the foreign setting.
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tangential_reasoners_anonymous 5 years, 9 months ago

witch, I have kids who are members of the younger generation... tried to get them to tap into some essential content... the only "black-and-white" film they seem to be able to access is... Pleasantville.[sigh]

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tangential_reasoners_anonymous 5 years, 9 months ago

HEY! If you can't dance like a fairy, what's the point?,;-)

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beatrice 5 years, 9 months ago

Not that it was more objectionable, Das, but such flawed logic, along with an complete lack of bacon grease in the diet, can lead to people going insane. I'm pretty sure that is a proven scientific fact.

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beatrice 5 years, 9 months ago

I sat front row at a Zappa concert once. Feet right up on the stage, shook his hand afterward. Some of the most interesting guitar work ever. I still greatly enjoy listening to "Shut up 'n play yer guitar." I'm pretty sure when Frank sang about eating a biscuit, I was too young to understand. TOB: try a little a Meat Puppets channel to go with your biscuits and wavy gravy on pandora.

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bearded_gnome 5 years, 9 months ago

Yeah, most historians agree that Hitler's use of shortening in his biscuits was much more objectionable than the whole killing 6 million Jews thing.the uber mime--well, imagine if he'd eaten real biscuits: he'd have known better than to open a two front war; he would've kept the Luftwaffe bombing the RAF as it was nearly defeated; he wouldn't have wasted any energy on his stupid little throw-rug mustache. I resent being compared to an alcohol filled, thick, dead-weight, sort of round, thingy that people give for no obvious reason. besides, fruitcakes are not biscuits and may not have baking powder, yeast, or soda, or anything else to leven them, that way they're so d---d thick you can use them for a doorstop! waking up in the night autie...maybe your wife needs to dial 9-1-1 next time "hello, 9-1-1 emergency?""yes, my husband uh ... well ... just woke up screaming in bed, uh ... well ... er ... screaming something about jethro tull, biscuits, 'the original bob,' Hitler, and now *fruitcakes!""well, ma'am I'm glad you added that final detail. does the patient appear to pose a threat to himself or others?""yes! he d----d well woke me up! the neighbor's dog is howling! searchlights are on all over the neighborhood! this is the fourth night and I can't take it anymore!""okay okay okay! we'll have a padded ambulance rolling your way now with lights and sirens. please keep him away from sharp objects and windows in the meantime, and say calming words to him like: jam; butter; or frosted miniwheats. try throwing food at him to distract him. we're on our way" [sound of sirens]

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bearded_gnome 5 years, 9 months ago

and, John Edwards was reputed to love biscuits with lotsa honey, as long as he got one on the side too! said, he was always grabbing for the honeypot!***don't trust that Soy info council, now there's a commie conspiracy if i ever heard one, probably push that stupid tofurkey or whatever they call it for thanksgiving. soy, that's as evil as brussels sprouts! bleck!

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jonas_opines 5 years, 9 months ago

Whoa, Ubermime! Referencing your own blog, in parody of other self-referencing blogs, on the thread of a topical blog that parodies other people's topical blogs, but not the same people's blogs, all wrapped up in one blog. . . . http://img323.imageshack.us/img323/3792/splodely6.jpg

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Flap Doodle 5 years, 9 months ago

Prepare for the wurst!(somebody was gonna say it)

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bearded_gnome 5 years, 9 months ago

"And as soon as they sat down, Tigger took a large mouthful of honey.and then he said in a very decided voice: 'Tiggers don't like honey.'"---from Winney the pooh.***autie:"9-1-1 emergency?""my wife just slugged me in the stomach!""we have domestic violence, are you safe now?""yes, as long as I don't mention biscuits, jam, toasted miniwheats, or hitler.""[laughing] hitler?""yes d----t!""okay, this is a prank, if you got punched in the gut, you deserved it, but I'm sending this tape to TrueTV for their real police programs. you can expect a film crew on your doorstep."

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Flap Doodle 5 years, 9 months ago

Now is the squeezy-cheeze of our discontent.

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acg 5 years, 9 months ago

You guys are insane. I was having a crappy a.m. until I read this board. What a bunch of fruit cakes, but I love you all. :)

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jonas_opines 5 years, 9 months ago

Ha, ubermime. You seek to counter, but expose yourself any further in your insinuation that toy poodles are not, in fact, satanic, when anyone with a brain knows that this is virtual fact.http://www.e-michael.jp/gallery/toy.poodle-6.jpgYur soul, i's wantz it.

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jonas_opines 5 years, 9 months ago

"you have uncovered his nefarious (sp?) scrofulous and criminal attempt to cover up the NAZI shortning scandal."Again, I must repeat. This is only a conspiracy to cover up the true evil in our midst.Muffins are evil. Even the name. Try it. Muffffffffiiinnnnssssss. . . . doesn't that just sound vaguely but totally serpentine? I bet snakes just love muffins. Ubermime, of course, owns a snake. And you can rearrange the letters of his name to say I R Bad Sue Me. With a leftover M that stands for Mussolini. By the way, say it backwards.sssssnnniiiiiifffffffuuuuum. Satanic, if you ask me.Need more proof? Muffins. Muslims. Clearly, Islamofascists love muffins too.

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bearded_gnome 5 years, 9 months ago

cheezwhiz? can cheese? hey, squirt! chees can go into them biscuits!but squeezie cheezie products? if that ain't commie, then its gotta be redneck!

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Flap Doodle 5 years, 9 months ago

Anyone for Squeezy-cheeze on their biscuit?

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Deja Coffin 5 years, 9 months ago

So I just went to sonic yesterday for breakfast and got the new sausage biscuit things that you dunk in gravy......HEAVEN. They're so bad for you but oh so good. Also what the heck is red eye gravy?

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Linda Aikins 5 years, 9 months ago

I'm here everyone - just having to work at work for a change. BUMMER!Isn't it nice to have a fun thread for a change? We are having fun talking about dough, and it's not the green kind (unless the biscuits have been in the cabinet for a long time..).Thanks, T(he)O(riginal)B(iscuitlover)!

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a_flock_of_jayhawks 5 years, 9 months ago

Biscuits are figments of the imagination. They don't exist in the periodic table and no combination of substances can actually create one. I heard that Russian scientists attempted to create one in a lab in Kamchatka a few decades ago, so there's the true communist tie. They had to construct a sarcophagus around it to protect the surrounding area. Yeah, there are imposters that try to pass themselves off as biscuits, but that's as close to the mythical biscuit as one can get.However, biscuit theory must be taught in Kansas schools. The rumor is that the new board of ed is going to add this to the science requirements. And the legislature plans to introduce a measure that will build a multi-petawatt biscuit bakery in western Kansas.

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beatrice 5 years, 9 months ago

I have found it virtually impossible to hold onto Kamchatka while playing Risk. Squeezy cheese is not cheese. It is closer to the can of stuff you use to inflate a tire in an emergency. Do not ingest. I know why some Islamics are extremists -- pita and gravy.Like the lack of bacon fat in Hitler's diet, a flat bread that can't quite hold up to gravy is enough to drive people crazy. Fortunately, we rarely attempt biscuits and hummus. I'm affraid it would have a similar effect.

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beatrice 5 years, 9 months ago

bearded, see what I mean. Simply thinking about biscuits and hummus is enough to drive you a little wacky -- now just imagine how crazy it would make you if you actually ate it. The turn around might be quick, like turning into a lunatic zombie in 28 Days Later.

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bearded_gnome 5 years, 9 months ago

bearded, see what I mean. Simply thinking about biscuits and hummus is enough to drive you a little wacky - now just imagine how crazy it would make youif you actually ate it. The turn around might be quick, like turning into a lunatic zombie in 28 Days Later.---bea28 days? more like 28-minutes, enough time for that biskit to hit bottom and come back up! yes autie, it is truly a miracle that the english could operate the empire "where the sun never sets" but they did have hard tack on their ships, guess that was it.
of course, radical socialism, spreading the wealth around, we'll all get a biskit for breakfast, but a bureaucrat will decide: how big it is; whether we need it or not; and who to take that biskit from to give to us. then, there's the jelly, you know in the first six months of a prospective Obama administration, the jelly will get strained. strained and there will be stains.

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a_flock_of_jayhawks 5 years, 9 months ago

OK, there needs to be a cookie blog. It's only fair.

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Flap Doodle 5 years, 9 months ago

I always confuse hummus and humus. This has resulted in some wacky dining experiences.

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jonas_opines 5 years, 9 months ago

"I can't believe this thing is still going. I just wanted to profess my love for delicious toasted buttery biscuits and it has resulted in 150 + inane comments."C'mon O-Bob, give yourself and the rest of us some credit. In comparison to the comments on the boards about the election, these comments are positively profound. We should expand.Biscuit Hummus Obama versus John Shortening Muffin. That would have been so much better. North American Man-Biscuit Love Association and the American Cornbread Lovers Union. We might not be able to stop it.

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Flap Doodle 5 years, 9 months ago

We keep getting richer but we can't get our pictureon the cover of the Rolling Scone.

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tangential_reasoners_anonymous 5 years, 9 months ago

But would you kick 'er out for leaving crumbs?

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a_flock_of_jayhawks 5 years, 9 months ago

Multi-D,You are inciting a riot with that talk.

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Deja Coffin 5 years, 9 months ago

Das,NAMBLA, now that's just wrong!!!

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beatrice 5 years, 9 months ago

Enough of this talk of biscuits, Brits and Germans. We can't continue to import biscuits at the current rate. There is only one way to create biscuit independance before breakfast tomorrow morning -- "bake, baby, bake!"

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Deja Coffin 5 years, 9 months ago

We'll be having ghost shaped pancakes with blood syrup for breakfast tomorrow, a Halloween tradition. But no biscuits, sorry!!!

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Flap Doodle 5 years, 9 months ago

In the court of lemurs, a biscuit is never found innocent.

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bearded_gnome 5 years, 9 months ago

apparently there's some wench out there calling herself "the biscuit nazi"http://sans-anax.blogspot.com/2005/12/biscuit-nazi-shares-her-recipe-for.htmljust imagine what future generations will make of google hits on this blog! probably drive some to mental illness or at least extreme distraction. poor misguided wanderers of the internet, looking for biscuit and shortning, maybe the word bob in there. sheeeesh. then, they wonder, what in heck is this place, "Lawrence kansas" with this kinda word modulation. beaten biscuits sounds criminal."yes, judge, we charged him with first degree beaten biscuits""well, okay. ... I sentence you to twenty-five days at hard tack labor."

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Calliope877 5 years, 9 months ago

I'll bump you up to 190, what the hell?Even though you originally started this blog to mock mine...I still love you.:)

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bearded_gnome 5 years, 9 months ago

I'm going to run for office on the Biscuit platform. Hell, I might even start the National Biscuit Party. Members don't have to agree politically, but membershipwill require that we laugh at those that take the process too seriously. And, of course, we must be able to laugh at ourselves.sounds like an uprising!what is that bruce springstine song: "come on down to the rising?" gives a whole new meaning to "spread the wealth around" don't it! Bea, you have now confirmed every evil conception I have suspected about you in that secret backroom of my mind: biscuits tried with *hummus! OMG! that's worse than treason!hummus and biscuits ...that's like uh ... well ... nothing so evil ever concieved.
and, why do we spell them b i s c u i t s. is it the d----d french?"hate a frenchman as you hate the devil" Admiral Lord Horatio Nelson!should be: b i s k i t s! another conspiracy, or was noah webster drunk on elderberry wine when he was working on biscotti through biscundity.

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tangential_reasoners_anonymous 5 years, 9 months ago

We'll be handing out biscuits for Halloween this year, dripping with butter, jam or syrup. What kid doesn't like reaching into that bag o' plenty and pulling out a gooey, buttery biscuit. Trick and treat!

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tangential_reasoners_anonymous 5 years, 9 months ago

"Beer Butt Chicken is the most awesome."I actually have the "appliance" somewhere, just waiting to be fowled.

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a_flock_of_jayhawks 5 years, 9 months ago

I admit, I actually found the baking goods aisle at the grocery and there are ingredients commonly found there that can be used to make biscuits. My bad.As soon as I found them, I started a fire behind the store with cardboard boxes, kneaded the mix on the pavement, consumed the nectar (no animals were harmed), and started seeing colors and stuff. Thanks to you guys, I have a $1 a week addiction now and my doc says I might be dead in two or three months.___This just in...Virginia is the #1 exporter of hard tack biscuits to - ALASKA!!! Maybe that's why Palin really wants to go to DC. To keep the motherlode of hard tack biscuits headed to Alaska and get a cut of it all.

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beatrice 5 years, 8 months ago

Hey prospector, glad to read that you are on the mends. A toast to you and your health, and in the morning have a biscuit. It will make you feel better still.

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tangential_reasoners_anonymous 5 years, 8 months ago

... and, right out of the spiral can, they can double as wall-walkers, too!

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bearded_gnome 5 years, 9 months ago

ah well,but if we use canadian wheat in them bisckits they lean to the left! and I'm not gonna tell you what happens if you use canadian wheat in the flour to crust-up that fried chicken, but suffice it to say, the Colonel would have my hide for just speaking its name, the foul/fowl that dared not speak its name!yes,bake here, bake now, save money! bake baby bake!again, sounds like an uprising.
one day a pastor was visiting an old woman who lived in the country. she had a problem with her well, so he was looking down when his teeth fell out, right to the bottom of that well. "Oh my! that's my only pair of teeth, and I'm preachin' tomorrow!"the old woman put her hand on his shoulder "it'll be okay Pastor, I'll get 'em."she had some leftover fried chicken in the icebox, so she got out a drumstick, tied it on the end of a long rope. she let down the drumstick to where the teeth were and they bit on just out of habit. thus she lifted his teeth back outa the well.

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jonas_opines 5 years, 9 months ago

calliope: I doubt you should sweat it. If I know O-Bob, this blog's likely target for parody is Marion, not you.

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tangential_reasoners_anonymous 5 years, 8 months ago

bea, I only use the canned variety for recreational purposes... wall walking... patron pelting... the occasional, late-night bathroom floor surprise....

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jonas_opines 5 years, 8 months ago

"Not amazing TOB's stupid blog meant to mock conservatives."I know that you won't be able to comprehend this, as it would require you to be someone completely other than who you actually are, but sometimes, for the rest of us, when we see a fool, we don't always need to connect that fool to the larger group that he or she has some related connections to, as if representative of that larger group. The singular fool can just remain that.A singular fool.

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a_flock_of_jayhawks 5 years, 8 months ago

Tom, it's OK. I found the biscuits and am a better person now for it. You can get your own. They are everywhere and come in several varieties.Leave it to you to call a biscuit stupid. They may not be able to solve advanced math problems, but people love them some all the same.

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bearded_gnome 5 years, 8 months ago

LMH has biskits among its hospital food!glad you're healing Pros! "stupid biscuits," what's this? hey, don't be puttin' down stupid biskits! you know you pull up in an every day car, a stupid biskit will be happy to go with you; and she won't expect some high priced spread, either! you can buy her a simple dress and she'll appreciate it. and you can go and have a good time with a "stupid biscuit" you would never have with one of those sophisticated ones.
hey Tom, lighten up man! and I'm getting confused: sometimes he's "jonas-opines", and sometimes its "jonas." I'm beginning to wonder if he has an identity disorder, or at least an identity crisis. oh *A L A L A R M! *there's under aged drinking reportedly going on now, this minute, at "the Hawk!" shocking, bulldoze the place.

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Flap Doodle 5 years, 8 months ago

There's gonna be biscuits on the table in Casa Snap come morning.

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jonas_opines 5 years, 8 months ago

"I have no issue with liberals or conservatives. Just the way they present their opinion."You do realize that Right-thinker simply won't be able to understand this?

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jonas_opines 5 years, 8 months ago

gnome: My computer, for some reason that I don't know, likes to occasionally log me on to my old account when it's sleeping, and I don't always notice. This is my preferred account.

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beatrice 5 years, 8 months ago

I can't believe Tom played the mock card. Since when have biscuits been anti-conservative or pro-liberal? Biscuits are a centrist as they come -- well, except those with ingredients from Canada, of course, as bearded noted. Otherwise, we must stop this fighting back and forth and join together in our shared love of country and biscuits!See y'all at the breakfast roundtable!Autie, I passed the message along, and goober says "Howdy!" right back to ya. Bea

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beatrice 5 years, 8 months ago

eeh gads, did tra just mention "the spiral can" variety? Yikes! Just like grandma used to make ... back at the factory. the horror ... the horror!

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jonas_opines 5 years, 8 months ago

In light of all the hysteria and fear-mongering, it's important for us to make an informed decision this election. I have provided the facts for all of us to do that. Read here.http://www2.ljworld.com/weblogs/jonas-opines/

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Flap Doodle 5 years, 8 months ago

Hey, prospector, take care of yourself.

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bearded_gnome 5 years, 8 months ago

you are correct prospector,obviously we need a "nationalized healthcare biskit authority) but it has to designate that you can see biskit specialists without a long waitinglist! I have it on good authority that lmh does serve sniffum and bagels, toast (in white or wheat). thank God Pros they didn't hit you with [verdigo violins!] the white toast! I hear even the lifeflight helicopters come equipped with emergency biskit baking facilities. ***jonas, that sounds like a potentially dangerous virus at work!

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Flap Doodle 5 years, 1 month ago

When crouched under a table, wearing a bicycle helmet and waiting for the end, nothing hits the spot like a golden brown, buttery biscuit!

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Flap Doodle 5 years, 1 month ago

That video was state of the art for 1965. It was on either Shindig or Hullaballo, IIRC.

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beatrice 5 years, 1 month ago

TOB, you sure know how to prove a point! That is one of the coolest, most surprising and funniest things I've seen here in a very long time. I truly appreciate the effort.

Just imagine how much fun you could have if you could edit comments! Oh how you could make girlfriend crazy (crazier?) if you had that ability.

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Boosh 4 years, 9 months ago

No one mentioned my favorite :-(

Biscuits with Vermont Maple Syrup makes me happy:-)

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RoeDapple 3 years, 8 months ago

CyberKnight (anonymous) says… "I think that if you think the guy is gone, you are dreaming. I'd be keeping my head down." March 9, 2010 at 7:44 p.m."

Hey, T_O_B, glad to see you risen from the ashes!

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Ronda Miller 3 years, 8 months ago

Ok, I concede. I never thought I'd say it, but biscuits it is!!!

O_bob is cookin!!!

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Ronda Miller 2 years, 1 month ago

Thanks Roe. And I see I conceded, Wow. I'd forgotten that part.

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