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Swampyville’s - Our Archaic “Bill of Rights”!

From The Swampyville Gazette!

OUR ARCHAIC "BILL OF RIGHTS"!

Being Facetious! (Of course, we don't know what's going to happen tomorrow!)

I for one, feel that we should have a Constitutional Convention and rewrite the current archaic "Bill of Rights" (First Ten Amendments to the United States Constitution)! Help, the powers that are, out (they've been struggling for over l00 years to accomplish this agenda; but, that damn U.S Constitution has always been in their way). My recommended changes are as follows:

NEW BILL OF RIGHTS!

First Amendment:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion (with the exception of Secularism), or criticizing political correctness speech, or the freedom of the Federal/International Government controlled media (including the Internet) to manipulate the truth!

Second Amendment:

A well regulated police state, being necessary for the control of the people by the Federal/International Government, the right of the Federal/International Government to determine and confiscate weapons of mass destruction (all weapons, including pellet guns) being held by the people, shall not be infringed!

Third Amendment:

This amendment determined by the government to be obsolete! The Federal/International Government can, by law, do what ever they want to do without any incrimination! (They make the laws!)

Fourth Amendment:

The people have no rights to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against any searches or seizures! Therefore, no search warrants shall be issued!

Fifth Amendment:

Every person will be held to answer for any crimes (rather, true or false) and/or for any critical statements made against the Federal/International Government!

Sixth Amendment:

In all Federal/International Government persecutions, the accused shall not enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial!

Seventh Amendment:

Civil trial by jury - forget about it!

Eighth Amendment:

Excessive bail shall be required, and excessive fines imposed, and cruel and unusual punishments inflicted for any crime/critical statements made against the Federal/International Government!

Ninth Amendment:

The enumeration in the U.S. Constitution, of certain rights, will be denied for those previously retained by the people.

Tenth Amendment:

No powers will be delegated to individual States or to the people! (All power will be retained by the Federal/International Government)

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Swampyville’s - Beware of the “Geriatric Virus”!

From the Swampyville Gazette!

"BEWARE!!!" of the "Geriatric Virus"!

Swampyville's - Facetiously Speaking?

The Geriatric Virus!

The Geriatric Virus is a costly disease that afflicts those who reach the age of 62. The Geriatrics Virus is incurable and the only way to prevent it from occurring, is to euthanize those who will contract it after they obtain the age of 62! If they are not euthanized they will become an expensive burden on the Socialist Progressives (both, Democratic and Republican parties); especially, the special interests. Of those who currently have this virus, they must be denied any treatment that will prolong this debilitating disease!

Signs of those who have the Geriatric Virus!

Those obtaining the age of 62 (The age they can begin collecting Social Security).

Immobility.

Instability.

Incontinence.

Impaired intellect/memory.

Impaired vision.

Hearing loss.

Isolation.

Depression.

Dependence.

Eradicating this dreadful disease will seriously effect the medical field (who wish to prolong this disease - its that profit thing); however, they have overcome any and all obstacles in the past and I'm sure they will recover from the eradication of this deadly disease!

ALTHOUGH THERE IS NO CURRENT HOPE FOR THOSE WHO HAVE THE GERIATRIC VIRUS, THE GOVERNMENT IS LAUNDERING BILLIONS OF TAX DOLLARS THROUGH MEDICAL RESEARCH WHILE HOPING TO NEVER FIND A CURE FOR THIS DREADED DISEASE!

PROGRESSIVISM: "Take from those who paid for it and give it to those who didn't pay for it"!

THERE IS NO SUCH IDEOLOGY AS PROGRESSIVISM ITSELF; HOWEVER, THERE IS AN IDEOLOGY OF PROGRESSIVE "GREEDISM"!

SOCIAL SECURITY and MEDICARE wasn't created for the elderly.
These programs were created as an additional revenue source for the government to spend/give away at tax payer's expense!

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Swampyville’s - “Drifting With the Breeze”!

From the Swampyville Gazette!

You're the Poet!

Fill in the below blanks with the following words or use your own words.

Away, discuss, fro, know, obey, play, us, way.

Drifting With the Breeze! By L. Don Oliver

Upon the breeze, the changing leaves, Are carried hither and ; Never to last, their final cast; In time they will eventually _;

They are tossed about, up and down, They slowly drift and fade _; Then turning from rust, back into dust, It's the deceivers they must _;

There if you please, the falling leaves, They are much a lot like __; We're thrown about, with mistrust and doubt, And things we dare not _;

This should not be, for us to see, When there is always a better ; A solid rock, will absorb the shock, No matter what game they _;

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A Swampyville Spring! By L. Don Oliver

In my seventy third Spring, The squirrels are digging up their stash; The little sparrow is on the wing, The honeybee and hummingbird about to clash;

The Blue Heron is on it's perch, Waiting for a tasty meal to swim by; The flowers are unfolding their blooms, Where the warbling wrens still fly;

A black racer snake chasing a lizard, The fish are leaping in the brook; A frog croaking upon a lily pad, The hungry bear departs it's nook;

An unconcerned cold blooded Alligator, Lazily sunning upon a fallen tree; A large clump of water hyacinths, floating to where they shouldn't be

Fishing with an old cane pole, Watching the cork bobbing along; Lifting the line from the water, No worry that the bait is gone;

Remembering a far away youth, Searching for a four leaf clover; Perhaps one day I will find it, Before this existence is over;

The leaves are shading green, The cypress trees are growing tall; I will enjoy every approaching spring, Until, for me, there is none at all;

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Swampyville’s - The “Greedyologists” among us!

From the Swampyville Gazette!

Swampyville's - Reading Between the Lines!

Someone ask me when I retired what I was going to do? I replied; "Oh! Sit around and watch the government take away everything that I earned and give to those who didn't earn it"! They are doing a real good job of that; especially, giving it to those "Who Want It All"! Greed has become the new rage of the land!

What is Greed and who are the Greedyologists?

Greed is the inordinate desire to possess wealth, goods, or objects of abstract value with the intention to keep it for one's self, far beyond the dictates of basic survival and comfort. It is applied to a extremely high desire for and pursuit of wealth, status, and power (to have it all).

As a secular psychological concept, greed is, similarly, an inordinate desire to acquire or possess more than one needs. It is typically used to identify those who seek excessive material wealth,; although, it also applies to those who need to be more excessively social (Cocktail parties) or superior (Elitists) to someone else. "That Progressive Thing" that's being jammed down our throats!

WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU HEARD A PROGRESSIVE TAKE A VOW OF POVERTY? (They are Progressive! Progressively getting richer!)

GREED HAS NO IDEOLOGY!

Inherited Traits of Congressional/Administration/Special Interests Greedyopaths:

Constant failure, to conform to their own ethnic norms with respect to lawful behaviors as indicated by repeatedly performing acts that would be grounds for prosecution of the COMMON people!

Deception, as indicated by repeatedly lying, use of misdirection, or conning others for their own personal profit or pleasure!

Willingness, to plan ahead on how to confiscate what belongs to the people!

Aggressiveness, as indicated by repeatedly passing laws that will benefit special interests (only), for reckless disregard for what's best for the people and exempting themselves from the laws that they pass!

Consistent irresponsibility, as indicated by repeated failure to sustain consistent work performance and misappropriations of what has been intrusted to them!

Lack of remorse, as indicated by being indifferent to or making false excuses for having hurt, mistreated, and confiscated funds that belongs to the people!

Never passing any laws that will benefit all the people! (Name one!) (Example of a law that would benefit all the people; replacing the NOW corrupted Sixteenth Amendment with a "REAL" Fair Tax system - of course, that will never happen!)

Many of those in Congress and the Administration have degrees in Greedyology which they purchased with tax payer money from the Internet! (Being facetious)

CASE IN POINT: "SEQUESTRATION" (Another Government Snow Job)!

SEQUESTRATION is the act of removing, separating, or seizing anything from the possession of its owner (The People) under process of law for the benefit of CREDITORS of or for the Government. (In my opinion, another way of misappropriation of the Peoples funds!) (We have become a nation of, by and for the Government/Internationalists and alas, most Americans don't care!)

"AURA SACRA FAMES" (Accursed hunger for Gold)

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Swampyville’s - “Rushing Through the Day”!

From the Swampyville Gazette!

You are the Poet!

Fill in the below blanks with the following words or use your own words!

Day, day, day, do, play, pray, say, you.

Rushing Through the Day! By L. Don Oliver

I had no time for family, I had no time to _; I had no time for the youth, Rushing through the ;

I had no time for the needy, Yet, I found plenty of time to _; I had no time for the sick, Rushing through the ;

I had no time for the elderly, What more is left to ; Busy with my own life, Rushing through the ;

When I reached the Pearly Gates, I asked; "Lord, what shall I ?"; God replied as he closed the gates, "I have no time for ";

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A Tall Tales Winter! By L. Don Oliver

The sun is shinning bright, With a warming delight, In a Winter of our content; No thought of the North, Summer apparel we sport, Of this we willingly consent;

Snow clouds are building, A warm front is shielding, From the frozen shroud; Pine trees begin scowling, To the Northeast they are bowing, From the screaming wind's loud;

The tree line once standing, Is no longer commanding, The pleasures of it's sight; The disappearance of it's form, That once came with each morn, Leave's only feelings of fright;

What's bad for the Drake, Maybe good for the Snake, But, no one really knows; We still have to defend, On what reality sends, After a destructive wind blows;

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Swampyville’s - A Tall Tales Winter!

From the Swampyville Gazette!

Swampyville's - Your the Poet!

Fill in the below blanks with the following words or use your own words.

Blows, consent, content, fright, knows, loud, shroud, sight.

A Tall Tales Winter! By L. Don Oliver

The sun is shinning bright, With a warming delight, In a Winter of our _; No thought of the North, Summer apparel we sport, Of this we willingly _;

Snow clouds are building, A warm front is shielding, From the frozen ___; Pine trees begin scowling, To the Northeast they are bowing, From the screaming wind's _;

The tree line once standing, Is no longer commanding, The pleasures of it's __; The disappearance of it's form, That once came with each morn, Leave's only feelings of ___;

What's bad for the Drake, Maybe good for the Snake, But, no one really __; We still have to defend, On what reality sends, After a destructive wind __;

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Swampyville’s - The Herd Mentality!

Excerpt from the Swampyville Gazette!

Reading between the Lines!

TODAY'S POLITICS: YOU CAN SIT ON THE LEFT KNEE - YOU CAN SIT ON THE RIGHT KNEE AND NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT "MISTER IN BETWEEN", BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN RENDERED IMPOTENT!

The Herd Mentality!

The term herd mentality is the word herd, meaning "group of animals", and mentality, implying a certain frame of mind. However the most succinct definition would be: "how large numbers of people follow in certain directions at the same times and never care where they are being led".

Herd behavior is distinguished from herd mentality because it applies to all animals, whereas the term mentality implies a uniquely human phenomenon. Herd mentality implies a fear-based reaction to peer pressure which makes individuals follow in order to avoid the feeling of being "left behind" from the group. Herd mentality is also sometimes known as "mob mentality". Actually, there is little difference between herd behavior and herd mentality when it comes to Politics!!

The Herd Roundup!

Large numbers of cattle live in a semi-wilderness state on the open range (suburbia) and are left to graze, mostly untended, for much of the time. In many cases, different ranchers (elitists/government) have formed "associations" (Special Interests - both, Democratic/Republican)) and graze their cattle together on the same range (Liberal Colleges/Universities). In order to later determine the "ownership" of these animals, they are marked with a distinctive brand (Social Security Number), applied usually while the cattle are still young calves. The primary cattle breed seen on the open range is the Caucasian Peon, descended from the original European Caucasian Peon imported in the 16th century, though other breeds of cattle were also imported, including the more hardier African Conscript (Slaves), Hispanic Illegals (undocumented workers? - mainly Mexican) and Asian breeds to increase profits (votes/taxes)!

In order to find young calves for branding (brainwashing), and to sort out mature (Middle Class) animals intended for market, ranchers hold a roundup, every year during April. A roundup requires a number of specialized skills on the part of Progressive cowboys (Elitists/Politicians) and horses (Biased Media). Individuals who separate tax paying cattle from the herd require the highest level of skill and ride specially trained "cutting" horses (Biased Media), trained to follow the movements of cattle, capable of stopping and turning faster than other horses (Unbiased Media). Once the cattle are sorted, most cowboys are required to rope young calves and restrain them to be branded and (in the case of some male calves) castrated. Often it is also necessary to restrain older cattle, who have out lived their usefulness (reaching Social Security age) and have become a burden on the ranchers and no longer are profitable. These older cattle are eventually driven to glue factories!

A large number of horses (Biased Media) are needed for a roundup. Each cowboy requires several fresh horses (Media Outlets) in the course of a day's work. Horses themselves are also rounded up. It is common practice for young foals to be born of tame (brainwashed) mares, but allowed to grow up "wild" in a semi-wilderness state on the open range. There are also "uncompromising" herds, often known as Mustangs (Grass root Movements). Both types are rounded up, and the animals tamed (brainwashed), a process called horse breaking, or "bronco-busting", usually performed by Progressive cowboys who specialize in manipulating horses. In some cases, extremely brutal methods are used to tame horses, and such animals tended to never be completely reliable (Tea Party). However, the cowboys became aware of the need to treat animals in a more progressive (Manipulating) fashion and modified their horse training methods (Adjusted Marxist Socialism), often re-learning techniques used by their predecessors, particularly those of the Marxist Socialist tradition. Horses trained in this altered progressive fashion are more reliable and useful for a wider variety of tasks; such as, herding the cattle into an urban environment until they are ready for the "Slaughter House".

The cattle are contented as long as the ranchers furnish them their every need!

For those of you that are concerned about future (programmed) tax paying cattle - Let not your insignificant heart be troubled - They will be created, with altered genes, by artificial means in a Laboratory!

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Swampyville’s - News release from the Swampyville Gazette, “Paid Pipers of Washington”

News Release from the Swampyville Gazette:

The Swampyville Romper Rats have released a new single record called "Paid Pipers of Washington". They are scheduled to sing this song at a joint session of Congress next year!

Paid Pipers of Washington! By Anonymous

Hey! Duped With you questioning all that's new Hey! Duped Always contemplating What to do And your afraid of being screwed Can't you see That we are there for you, ....So follow we

Chorus!

Come on, Duped Follow we We're the Paid Pipers Can't you see We're the Paid Pipers And we'll show that you can be had Come on, Duped Can't you see we're the Paid Pipers Trust in we We're the Paid Pipers And we'll show that you can be had

Hey! Duped Don't you make a wrong move Hey! Duped What are you trying to prove Because it just ain't true That we are manipulating you It's all in your mind So to save us some time ....You'd better get in line

Chorus!

Come on, Duped Follow we We're the Paid Pipers Can't you see We're the Paid Pipers And we'll show that you can be had Come on, Duped Can't you see we're the Paid Pipers Trust in we We're the Paid Pipers And we'll show that you can be had

Hey! Duped We will give you a big lift Hey! Duped while we throw You from the cliff Yours, is not to reason why But yours, is to do and die ....So that we can fly

Chorus!

Come on, Duped Follow we We're the Paid Pipers Can't you see We're the Paid Pipers And we'll show that you can be had Come on, Duped Can't you see We're the Paid Pipers Trust in we We're the Paid Pipers And we'll show that you can be had

(Based on Crispian St. Peters 1966 song "The Pied Piper", written by Steve Duboff and Artie Kornfeld)

MY NUMBER ONE NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION: I AIN'T GOING TO AIN'T, I'M GOING TO CONTINUE, CONTINUING!

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Swampyville’s - The Season of Reason!

The Season of Reason! By L. Don Oliver

Tis the season for individual reason, To each their own acccord; I choose to celebrate the occasion, Of the birth of my Lord;

Tis the season that belongs to everyone, No matter who they may be; It's the season that gladdens every soul, From the worries that they perceive;

Too often it's used for politics, Others will use it to digress; Upon this season of joy and happiness, That the secularists wish to repress;

Trying to alter my belief system, Has been their effort from the start, They can attempt to change my mind, But they will never change my heart;

Upon this Season of Reason, Let love be our Waterfall; Peace on Earth, Goodwill to everyone, And a "Merry Christmas" to all;

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Swampyville’s - “In My Life”!

From the song "In My Life" by the Beatles! I hope John, Paul, George and Ringo will forgive me for changing some of the words to THEIR song!

IN REMEMBERANCE OF THOSE WHO LOST THEIR LIVES ON DECEMBER 14, 2012 IN NEWTOWN, CT!

There are places I remember, All my life, though some have changed; Some forever, not for better, Some have gone and some remain;

All these places had their moments, With loved ones and friends I can recall; Some have left and some are remaining, In my life, I've loved them all;

But of all these loved ones and friends, There is no one that compares with you; And your memory won't lose its meaning, When I think of something new;

Though I know I will never lose affection, For people and things that have gone before; I will often stop and think about them, But in my life, I will love you more;

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