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Age: 13ish

Sign: Speed Limit

Hometown: Far far away

Time in Lawrence: When Liberty Hall was a BYOB venue.

Occupation: Trophy Husband

What were you doing when scouted? Texting while driving

How would you describe your style? Carl Spackler meets Serpico.

Favorite fashion trends: Sun dresses

Least favorite fashion trends: Guys in skinny jeans.

What would you like to see less of in Lawrence? Hippie, pinko, commie, flag burning, granola eating, Birkenstock wearing, horn honking, roach toking, misdemeanor fine paying, miscreants.

What would you like to see more of in Lawrence? Unrestrained female mammalian protuberances.

Who are your fashion influences? Chi Chi Rodriguez, and Walter.

People say I look like: I should avoid Arizona.

Tell us a secret: On average, a stripper’s boyfriend lasts 60 days or $6,000. Whichever comes first.


tange 3 years, 11 months ago

When It comes to style scouting, I jump directly the secret, told. If it lacks flavor, then the mustard remains uncut.


Ronda Miller 3 years, 11 months ago

Ret would be confused as sexy, hot, heroic McCain?

What a pleasant surprise. I'd just assumed Ret was youthful, fun and intelligent all this time.


Multidisciplinary 3 years, 11 months ago

LOL! Like space, I started one, even scanned some pics,(there are a couple, can't decide between the different story lines and looks) but then had to work today all of a sudden.Maybe some other time. Well done ret!


Pywacket 3 years, 11 months ago

Please post a pic of yourself in that sundress. The article is nothing without a vibrant, sassy visual.


spacehog 3 years, 11 months ago

I'll go to AZ with you. I'll beatdown anyone who looks at you sideways And I think they need to send London Bridge back to London. Idiot thought he was buying Tower Bridge anyway...


spacehog 3 years, 11 months ago

This totally Rocks!! I was gonna make one, but you beat me to it. Nice job, Ret!


RETICENT_IRREVERENT 3 years, 11 months ago

Walter... They are all about the same.


autie 3 years, 11 months ago

Would that be Walter of Jeff DunHam fame?


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