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Age: 13ish

Sign: Speed Limit

Hometown: Far far away

Time in Lawrence: When Liberty Hall was a BYOB venue.

Occupation: Trophy Husband

What were you doing when scouted? Texting while driving

How would you describe your style? Carl Spackler meets Serpico.

Favorite fashion trends: Sun dresses

Least favorite fashion trends: Guys in skinny jeans.

What would you like to see less of in Lawrence? Hippie, pinko, commie, flag burning, granola eating, Birkenstock wearing, horn honking, roach toking, misdemeanor fine paying, miscreants.

What would you like to see more of in Lawrence? Unrestrained female mammalian protuberances.

Who are your fashion influences? Chi Chi Rodriguez, and Walter.

People say I look like: I should avoid Arizona.

Tell us a secret: On average, a stripper’s boyfriend lasts 60 days or $6,000. Whichever comes first.


Ronda Miller 7 years, 11 months ago

Ret would be confused as sexy, hot, heroic McCain?

What a pleasant surprise. I'd just assumed Ret was youthful, fun and intelligent all this time.

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