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RETICENT_IRREVERENT: Style Scout
Sign: Speed Limit
Hometown: Far far away
Time in Lawrence: When Liberty Hall was a BYOB venue.
Occupation: Trophy Husband
What were you doing when scouted? Texting while driving
How would you describe your style? Carl Spackler meets Serpico.
Favorite fashion trends: Sun dresses
Least favorite fashion trends: Guys in skinny jeans.
What would you like to see less of in Lawrence? Hippie, pinko, commie, flag burning, granola eating, Birkenstock wearing, horn honking, roach toking, misdemeanor fine paying, miscreants.
What would you like to see more of in Lawrence? Unrestrained female mammalian protuberances.
Who are your fashion influences? Chi Chi Rodriguez, and Walter.
People say I look like: I should avoid Arizona.
Tell us a secret: On average, a stripper’s boyfriend lasts 60 days or $6,000. Whichever comes first.