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What's your stripper name?
What's your stripper name?
Oh, if you've read this far and have nothing better to do than complain about what people blog about just go away. This isn't a serious newsworthy blog. Pure foolishness that even I don't normally attend to had I not seen the humor this brought about elsewhere.
This is just here for those of our readers who might have some fun with the thread. No one else need attend further.
Absolutely silly yes, but it can lead to a very amusing thread. Feel free to choose the names you'd prefer, your maiden, first, second, even your fifth married name is fine with us. Adopted names, nicknames or that one you use only with 900 numbers and checking into motels.
Guys too, you Chippendale's you.
- Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = Chesty
b = Fantasy
c = Starr
d = Diamond
e = Montana
f = Angel
g = Sugar
h = Miami
i = Lola
j =Kitty
k = Roxie
l = Dallas
m = Princess
n = Heidi
o = Bambi
p= Bunny
q = Brandy
r = Sugar
s = Candy
t = Raquelle
u = Sapphire
v = Cinnabun
w = Blaze
x = Trixie
y = Sassy
z = Jade
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = Leather
b = Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep
e = Heaven
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley
k = Passion
l = Dazzle
m = Mystery
n = Spank
o = Glitter
p = Razor
q = Teaser
r = Glitz
s = Sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver
v = Tickle
w = Cherry
x = Hard
y = Night
z = Amber
Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = hooter
b = horn
c =tower
d = fire
e = thighs
f = hips
g = side
h = jugs
i = shock
j = cocker
k = brook
l = tush
m = sizzle
n = ridge
o = kiss
p = bomb
q = cream
r = thong
s = heat
t = whip
u = cheeks
v = rock
w =anticipation
x = button
y = lick
z = juice
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12 November 2009
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Donnuts (Anonymous) says…
Diamond Velvet Shock is what the formula spelled out for me.
I think I prefer Amber Orange Jazzuice though. With the shizzle smit! Git diz? Muck Fizzou.
12 November 2009
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Multidisciplinary (Anonymous) says…
No kidding, those are numbered 1, 2, and 3. I can't get them to show up other than 1, 1 and 1. I've tried to edit and edit, retyping, and it still shows on the page as all 1's, but on my edit page it show up as correct, 1., 2, 3..
I'm Chesty Heaven Jugs. (hangs head in shame)
Donnuts…that's just too funny.
12 November 2009
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Donnuts (Anonymous) says…
At least yours actually works for a name. Mine doesn't quite cut it as names go. Hey, that was a great comment on my blog you left. What are you doing up so early there? Geez, the bars are still open and I thought you were just one time zone away. Stripping at the club as a te he te he… second job?
12 November 2009
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artichokeheart (Anonymous) says…
Sassy Mystery Thighs. I don't like mine either. Yes I am sassy (sometimes) but the thighs are no mystery.
12 November 2009
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autie (Anonymous) says…
Lola Velvet Hooter? Nah. I was thinking something more like Babette LaFlamme.
12 November 2009
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grammaddy (Anonymous) says…
Diamond Glitter Tush? Let's just call it what it is…Benita Fatbooty!
12 November 2009
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cutthroat717 (Anonymous) says…
Barack Obama. . .
Seriously, “Chesty Heavenrock” didn't sound as funny.
Happy Thursday!
12 November 2009
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honeychild (Mel Briscoe) says…
yee haw!! i'm princess glitter tush!!
dude, that so frickin' ROCKS i think i just peed myself!!
12 November 2009
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honeychild (Mel Briscoe) says…
oh my goodness, grammammy— we're related! LOL!
12 November 2009
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The_Original_Bob (Anonymous) says…
Captain Harry Longstroke.
12 November 2009
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puddleglum (Anonymous) says…
kitty heaven thighs
12 November 2009
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Sagecasey (Anonymous) says…
Good morning all, Bambi Leather Lick here
12 November 2009
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beatle919 (Marcy McGuffie) says…
Fun, silly and lighthearted - nice blog, Multi. I'm enjoying reading these.
Sugar Sunny Side. (ooooh, alliteration!)
Once I did one of these where you use the name of your first pet and the first street you lived on. Using that method, I LOVE my stripper name: Tawny Rio Vista
12 November 2009
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jaywalker (Anonymous) says…
Princess Silver Thigh? Singular? Sounds like a one-legged hermaphrodite dominatrix.
12 November 2009
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Multidisciplinary (Anonymous) says…
Thanks Marcy. This is just what happened on the thread I read. It's fun to see people who we know by one name..now by another name for fun. I hadn't considered puddle as kitty heaven thighs before…but now I have.
But you Marcy. you've always been a Sugar Sunny Side!
TOB…I'm not touching that one. But heaven help you if R_I or Ronda memorizes that. ;)
Cuzins! Strippers have cuzins!
Morning everyone.
12 November 2009
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oscarfactor (Anonymous) says…
Whopper Jr.
Seriously.
12 November 2009
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schula (Anonymous) says…
I am embarrassed to say:
Sugar Sunny Jugs
12 November 2009
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kmat (Anonymous) says…
Lola Leather Whip.
I didn't see Anna on the choice of first names on the list. I thought that was the new, hip stripper name in Lawrence.
12 November 2009
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kthxbi (Anonymous) says…
Miami Lustytower.Evidently I am a male stripper.
12 November 2009
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beatle919 (Marcy McGuffie) says…
Thanks, Multi!
Ok, I am cracking up about your comment to TOB. His name had me in stitches, but like you, I didn't want to touch that one. ;-)
12 November 2009
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RoeDapple (Anonymous) says…
Sugar Leather Side???
D@#n! I better stay with stripping furniture……
12 November 2009
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Multidisciplinary (Anonymous) says…
I am SO memorizing that!
/ and buying a riding crop..
12 November 2009
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RoeDapple (Anonymous) says…
But if I work off Roe Dapple….
Montana Leather Thighs….
Hmmph. Like THAT would draw them in!
12 November 2009
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supertrampofkansas (Anonymous) says…
Bambi Sweet Hooter!
Woohoo! I just found my calling. Now I just need to start saving for that sex change. Sweet indeed!
12 November 2009
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Machiavelli_mania (Anonymous) says…
I do not respect strippers. I do not like them.
There was a time when I had no opinion about them at all. Could take them or leave them. BUT they seemed to help provide fodder for my negative opinion. Hand work in parking lots and all. None of them are innocent. And the men who go to see them are totally slime. I don't have good opinions about them either.
12 November 2009
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Machiavelli_mania (Anonymous) says…
Lubed Hands,
since I know what they do in that parking lot.
12 November 2009
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Multidisciplinary (Anonymous) says…
I like to take this moment to thank Machi for Public Service Announcement, now back to the show!
;)
12 November 2009
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Machiavelli_mania (Anonymous) says…
You know where to go if you need it, I guess. You are welcome.
12 November 2009
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Esq2eB (Anonymous) says…
I had always heard your stripper name was your middle name and then the street you grew up on…in which case mine is Robert Redwood…
12 November 2009
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schula (Anonymous) says…
Following Esq2eB's formula, my stripper name would be:
Anne Silicon
12 November 2009
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Multidisciplinary (Anonymous) says…
Yes, this game goes around a stripper name, porn name, Pro Football Cheerleader name, Hairstylist name, etc.etc. And I first the porn and stripper one years ago with the street name as well. I saw one that had your astrological sign in it also.
Maybe they came up with this one because so many people live on numbered streets.
Gladys NW 117th just doesn't have a lot of sex appeal.
12 November 2009
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sfjayhawk (Anonymous) says…
Buck Naked
12 November 2009
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AnnaUndercover (Anonymous) says…
Heidi Spank Anticipation. Lol!
12 November 2009
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georgeofwesternkansas (Anonymous) says…
Montans Leatherrock… Thats me baby, like a rock,,,
12 November 2009
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BigPrune (Anonymous) says…
Sugar Glitz Cheeks
I don't think this could apply since I have no butt.
12 November 2009
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Boston_Corbett (Anonymous) says…
A stripper blog a day keeps the doctor away.
12 November 2009
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brujablanco (Anonymous) says…
Raquelle Heaven Whip - WOW
Oh, I love my thighs :-)
12 November 2009
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mom_of_three (Anonymous) says…
Oh, my goodness, I am laughing out loud right now.
My name is Heidi Heaven Whip
evidently, me and brujablanco are related.
12 November 2009
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trinity (Anonymous) says…
i wish the heaven whip family a wonderful holiday season! :)
12 November 2009
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Machiavelli_mania (Anonymous) says…
While driving across town, I thought of some more.
And while yours are so cute and witty, my names are extremely reality-based. Here goes.
Twin dancers:
Slippta Mickey
And Robin UrPlace
Slippta Mickey first knocks your socks off, and Robin UrPlace finishes you off.
12 November 2009
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patygrl (Anonymous) says…
OK, Machi, you've made your point you can't have fun. However, in the spirit of sharing a smile, Raquelle Glitter Ridge playing by Multi's rules…Smokey Dublin in other formats.
12 November 2009
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geekin_topekan (Anonymous) says…
Montana Glitz Hooters?
I prefer the other method:
The name of your first pet followed by your mother's maiden name.
Montana Glitz Hooters. Nah.
Juan Bossanova. That's my stripper name.
12 November 2009
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jehovah_bob (Anonymous) says…
What a clever ploy to discern our real names.
Is next week's blog going to be, “What's Your Gangster Name?” With the formula second letter of first name, fourth and fifth of your last?
I'm on to you.
Signed,
Candy Spankfire
12 November 2009
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RoeDapple (Anonymous) says…
j_b …
Only if you play by the rules…….
http://www.pinball.com/games/arabian/…
12 November 2009
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jehovah_bob (Anonymous) says…
Roe,
I was listening to “Love Me Tender” when I clicked on your link.
Puts a completely new spin on the song.
12 November 2009
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Multidisciplinary (Anonymous) says…
NO…next week was going to be What's your secret decoder spy ring numbers! Do you people just have to spoil all the fun?
Using the last two digits of your zip code, the last three numbers on the back of your open credit card, the last 4 of your house number, your license tag in reverse order, your mother's maiden name transferred to numbers…
http://img1.jurko.net/avatar_13691.gif
12 November 2009
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AnnaUndercover (Anonymous) says…
Oops. Mine is actually Heidi Leather Anticipation.
12 November 2009
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musbhiorlo (Anonymous) says…
Will Hung
12 November 2009
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RKLOG (Mark Andrew) says…
How about Hans Oloverya?
12 November 2009
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denak (Anonymous) says…
My stripper name is Heidi Glitter Thighs. Not sure if I find it flattering or not.
12 November 2009
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thebcman (Anonymous) says…
Lola Velvet Hooter … has a nice ring to it.
13 November 2009
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musbhiorlo (Anonymous) says…
i spose i had the best stripper name out of all the other posters here, ljw deleted it so it musta been a good one!
13 November 2009
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musbhiorlo (Anonymous) says…
and all i did was take Peter Pan's name and combine it with Clint Eastwood's name. you'd think that would be OK, peter pan is a childrens story, and clint eastwood has made G rated movies! what up LJW?
13 November 2009
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sassypants (Anonymous) says…
Real Name: Raquelle Night Tush
LJW Name: Candy Spank Tush