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Tired of Smoke Smell, Dirty Carpets, Wife Institutes In-House Smoking Ban

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http://worldonline.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com/img/blogs/entry_img/2010/Jul/02/fin.jpg Lawrence – A local area wife, tired of cleaning up spilled ashes and having visitors wrinkle their noses upon entering the residence, has instituted a in-house smoking ban against her husband, demanding that he smoke outside for perpetuity. This new injunction has husband and smoker friends in an uproar ...

Politicos Clue! Help me with ideas!

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This one came into being about the same time as the other. I've been thinking that a politico game of Clue would be funny to try to come up with and design, and knocked out these several categories. I know that I've got the number of players and the number ...

The United States' Long Experiment with Socialism Must End

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It's so incredible that it almost couldn't be true, but I checked a whole bunch of Wikipedia links, listened to innumerable expert opinions on a couple Internet forums, and I have no found no evidence to contradict it. We, the United States, have been actively engaged in Socialist Practices(tm), on ...

A Vote For Obama Is A Vote For The Aliens and the Resurrected Hitler to Destroy the World With Domo-Kuns

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http://worldonline.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com/img/blogs/entry_img/2008/Nov/02/alien1.jpghttp://worldonline.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com/img/blogs/entry_img/2008/Nov/02/domo_kun.jpgAs has been apparent for some time, should you have looked for it, the election of Barack Hussein Obama will bring about a very dark period of time, which will end in famine and decay, the return of Hitler, and a tide of darkness from which we, of course, will ...

A Vote for McCain is a Vote for the Resurrected Hitler to Start Nuclear Winter For the Polar Bears

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http://worldonline.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com/img/blogs/entry_img/2008/Nov/02/polar_bear.jpghttp://worldonline.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com/img/blogs/entry_img/2008/Nov/02/angry-mccain.jpgAs has been apparent for some time, should you have looked for it, the election of John Sidney McCain will bring about a very dark period of time, which will end in famine and decay, the return of Hitler, and a tide of darkness from which we, of course, will ...

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