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Alt. OTS; Should Lawrence High Schools Allow Zombies To Loiter On Campus After Dark?


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http://www2.ljworld.com/users/RoeDapp... Asked at the entrance of Cirilla's about 2:00AM.

Should Lawrence high schools allow zombies to loiter on campus after dark?

wuh? . . i dont know . . will there be any girl zombies?

Not if I can see them from my front door!!

I did NOT . . nor have I EVER had . . .relations with a zombie!

No I, . . . Wait a minute, them aint no zombies! That picture is from our last reunion!


(images from internet sources)


Ronda Miller 7 years, 8 months ago

I think they should on occasion, but not every night. Perhaps alternating Saturday evenings only or once in a blue moon.

It's always good to know where they are.

Will food and activities be provided? Will there be a curfew based on ages?

RoeDapple 7 years, 8 months ago

hmmm, let's see. . . food? Well we know what they eat. I think a few of the more obnoxious posters, politicians and law breakers of recent could be thrown in! (please, no names) ;-)

Activities? I've heard with zombies two in the chest and one in the head . . . . . . . Oh, did you mean for them? Whatever . . .

curfew, . . . they can't take daylight. Can they?

Jay_lo 7 years, 8 months ago

Lawrence city staff members have done a good job of drafting an ordinance that sets regulations for the use of Zambonis on campus.

As is often the case, something that seems like a simple matter often becomes more complicated, and the staff has done its best not to create any new problems while trying to address the problem of Zambonis remaining on campus throughout the Kansas University hockey season.

beatrice 7 years, 8 months ago

Looking at these pictures, I hear the "One of these things is not like the others, one of these things is not quite the same" song. Except for Clinton, I'm assuming the rest of the images were taken at today's Glenn Beck rally, correct?

RoeDapple 7 years, 8 months ago

Dang, and I was gonna try to get back to bloggin' without stirrin' the pot!

Hi all!

Oh, and bea. Went to watch "The Expendables" tonight. Major, major loss of brain cells.Could take years to recover . . .

Maddy Griffin 7 years, 8 months ago

cuzin Elroy kinda resembles Beck now that you mention it. Same brand of beer in his hand. Sorry cuz, I don't mean to offend.

Paul Decelles 7 years, 8 months ago

My only issue with them is that they don't look when they cross 19th Street from the park.

RoeDapple 7 years, 8 months ago

Nothing to get offended about here grammaddy, it's the cuzins!

DIST, can't say I ever seen a rich one, but they do eventually find a leader among them. Maybe take him out first?

Paul. If you run over them and don't knock off the head they get up and continue on. Might scuff your paint a bit though. Can you be charged with hit and run for that if you don't stick around?

LadyJ 7 years, 8 months ago

First we need a crossing for them http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=h...22-R-w1d4sTYusnX6SIOh8PJxqk=&h=800&w=600&sz=146&hl=en&start=455&zoom=1&tbnid=7XTCupDD8BNOHM:&tbnh=165&tbnw=120&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dzombies%2Bat%2Bschool%2Bpictures%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox%26rlz%3D1I7TSHB_en%26biw%3D1259%26bih%3D606%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C11610&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=131&vpy=236&dur=172&hovh=259&hovw=194&tx=116&ty=145&ei=iMB6TNqmFM6yngfB65ydCw&oei=cr96TKTnGYT48Aav65HoBQ&esq=6&page=25&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:455&biw=1259&bih=606 And teachers will need special education http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://chroniclebooks.com/images/items/9780811/9780811874885/9780811874885_large.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.zombieschool.org/&usg=MLVOGeEzGJvy-IKCVa1PIT8u488=&h=475&w=387&sz=62&hl=en&start=232&zoom=1&tbnid=XWYQMuLF1ZJ7AM:&tbnh=189&tbnw=139&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dzombies%2Bat%2Bschool%2Bpictures%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox%26rlz%3D1I7TSHB_en%26biw%3D1259%26bih%3D606%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C5942&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=135&vpy=262&dur=93&hovh=249&hovw=203&tx=89&ty=208&ei=v8F6TIPzOdCinQeh4u2cCw&oei=cr96TKTnGYT48Aav65HoBQ&esq=8&page=13&ndsp=17&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:232&biw=1259&bih=606 Of course they will have complaints and want changes to be made http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://media.al.com/scenesource/photo/zombies-1001jpg-1776c29d7e05dbe0_large.jpg&imgrefurl=http://blog.al.com/scenesource/2009/10/university_of_florida_prepares.html&usg=biW05barw05YpbcVnVSDa0iQOts=&h=286&w=432&sz=48&hl=en&start=232&zoom=1&tbnid=Z8NYKGNi97iqMM:&tbnh=133&tbnw=165&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dzombies%2Bat%2Bschool%2Bpictures%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox%26rlz%3D1I7TSHB_en%26biw%3D1259%26bih%3D606%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C5942&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=478&vpy=171&dur=21029&hovh=183&hovw=276&tx=130&ty=135&ei=pending&oei=cr96TKTnGYT48Aav65HoBQ&esq=2&page=13&ndsp=17&ved=1t:429,r:6,s:232&biw=1259&bih=606 Such as a zombie prom king and queen http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://zombieambience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/collage-e1280281638786.jpg&imgrefurl=http://zombieambience.com/tag/george-a-romero/&usg=jDZ2bvfrEIAYY7VD1FI9onYYrnY=&h=658&w=470&sz=92&hl=en&start=358&zoom=1&tbnid=VYx0OyAVQ-ZDRM:&tbnh=170&tbnw=120&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dzombies%2Bat%2Bschool%2Bpictures%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox%26rlz%3D1I7TSHB_en%26biw%3D1259%26bih%3D606%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C9205&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=660&vpy=245&dur=11247&hovh=266&hovw=190&tx=87&ty=236&ei=psN6TOKWAcOfnge24PnBAQ&oei=cr96TKTnGYT48Aav65HoBQ&esq=17&page=20&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:358&biw=1259&bih=606

RoeDapple 7 years, 8 months ago

HA! In case you missed it, Msmimi wrote,"I think that this is a another metter for the School Board of Education to decide in additoin to the school's nutritious lunches."

I've seen a lot of posters get disapearededed, but that's the first time I've seen one get disapearededed after poor spellin'! Guess I better notify the cuzins . . . .

LadyJ 7 years, 8 months ago

I did miss it. Cuzins should call the ACLU, that would definitely be discrimination.

RoeDapple 7 years, 8 months ago

we called up that alcu but they wont let us in the meetins' waring our hoglegs . . .

LadyJ 7 years, 8 months ago

Of course there are those zombies that will not follow the rule to leave the school before the living students arrive. For those occasions we have http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://womenshealthnews.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/zombies.jpg&imgrefurl=http://womenshealthnews.wordpress.com/2008/04/15/grand-rounds-volume-4-30/&usg=vPojOjUV8SiOdmSG-KKEAmWHoj0=&h=420&w=500&sz=105&hl=en&start=321&zoom=1&tbnid=w7AbQSt85RQXmM:&tbnh=158&tbnw=165&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dzombies%2Bat%2Bschool%2Bpictures%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox%26rlz%3D1I7TSHB_en%26biw%3D1259%26bih%3D606%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C8302&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=988&vpy=289&dur=156&hovh=206&hovw=245&tx=142&ty=132&oei=cr96TKTnGYT48Aav65HoBQ&esq=36&page=18&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:321&biw=1259&bih=606 But if we all work together and open our minds we can learn to live together http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.karinsbooknook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/i-kissed-a-zombie-and-i-liked-it11.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.karinsbooknook.com/2010/07/10/read-a-likes-zombies/&usg=161iWLlbeIaGDqHykjKuO-yqyCg=&h=500&w=332&sz=39&hl=en&start=196&zoom=1&tbnid=b-mBV68Rtxf3uM:&tbnh=181&tbnw=120&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dzombies%2Bat%2Bschool%2Bpictures%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox%26rlz%3D1I7TSHB_en%26biw%3D1259%26bih%3D606%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C4848&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=927&vpy=235&dur=2964&hovh=276&hovw=183&tx=98&ty=171&oei=EcZ6TImnE8K78gbi1fSEBg&esq=15&page=11&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:12,s:196&biw=1259&bih=606

beatrice 7 years, 8 months ago

Zombies at the high school? I would have guessed they'd be at the university. Bigger braiiins!

RoeDapple 7 years, 8 months ago

But, but, . . dontcha gotsa go to high school befor ya goes to colegge?

beatrice 7 years, 8 months ago

You just can't compare high school braiiiiins with college student braiiiins. Ask any zombie which braiiiiin they prefer, an underage kid barely passing American history or a frat boy barely passing American LIterature, and they won't answer because they're zombies, but they will go for the college kid's braiiiiin each time.

Besides, if you make a movie about it, you can get away with showing nekid college students. Showing high schoolers without clothes is just wrong. Showing nekid people getting ett up by zombies is pretty much a guaranteed money maker. That is just using your braiiiin.

Jeff Cuttell 7 years, 8 months ago

But I think it's like veal is more tender than some overdeveloped older steer. So, that's why they hang at the high school instead.

Boosh 7 years, 7 months ago

Whu comes up wit dese OTS qwerstuns anyways ;)

Jay_lo 7 years, 7 months ago

What's that on your neck? Is it a goiter? Oh no! You're a Zombie That just likes to loiter

That thing on your neck Just the remains Of your last lunch On somebody's brains

Dark lifeless eyes In the night searching Crap, I'm spotted Toward me you're lurching

Arms outstretched Bony fingers reaching Low moaning sounds My ears are reaching

No need to run Walk away fast 'Cause you plod on Like your leg's in a cast

I just don't know how Brains you are baggin' As slow as you move With your leg a draggin'

I'd think your one chance To catch some live bodies Is to surprise the drunks In the Porta-Potties

Well I've got to run Know you can't say the same Don't waste time chasing cuzins They're slim pickin's for brains

Mel Briscoe 7 years, 7 months ago

roe, you just keep getting stranger and stranger. i think you need to clean the tubing on your still-- that sour mash is starting to get toxic to your brain. LOL

Boosh 7 years, 7 months ago

MMMM sour mash braiiins

think it may be the water not the still

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