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Yes, I did say that!
Osama Bin Laden finds his 72 Virginians
by Benjamin Roberts
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"It Pays to be a Winner"
72? I thought it was 77. Oh well, either way he ends coming up short. Hope they all get a piece of him.
It's not 72 virgins, it's a 72 year old virgin.
Osama has trumped the royal wedding! Haven't seen anything boutit all day!
Dead is good for this guy! Now Obama, go get the rest of these rats.
72 Virgin Catholic Nun school teachers armed with rulers for Eternity!
Probably because noone gives a damn about the royal wedding besides women who want to see the brides dress.
In other news . . . Lock up your Toyotas in the garage! Two stolen in Larryville already. The chosen vehicle of Jihad explosive transport. Bunker down!
One of the alternate translations for that is "72 raisins", which were a delicacy in Near East in ancient times. That would be the ultimate bait and switch.
It will really be funny when he finds out he's really getting 72 vogons.
Oh freddled gruntbuggly thy micturations are to me as plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!
I love a man who knows Doug Adams. Whisper softly in my babblefish.
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