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Obama and a Titcomb - Punchline Wanted!

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Only in America. President Obama has a close friend from his native state (that means the state wherein he was born) of Hawaii. His friend's name is Robert (Bobby) ... wait for it ... Titcomb. That is correct: Robert Titcomb. But, it gets even better. Mr. Titcomb was just arrested in Honolulu for ... wait for it ... soliciting an undercover policewoman for sex. Yes, Mr. Titcomb was arrested for suspicion of soliciting a prostitute. Yes, the President's playmate was arrested during a sting to bust up a prostitution ring.

AOL News reports that, "The 49-year-old Titcomb attended Punahou School in Honolulu with Obama. The two often golf, play basketball, go to the beach and dine together when the president returns home to Hawaii for vacation."

This story is begging for a punchline. Let's hear your punchline to this story.



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me112233 3 years, 3 months ago

you made a functional error in your story -- you said Titcomb is from Obama's "native state." Actally, this is not true. While Obama did live in Hawaii for several years during his childhood (including several years of highschool where he met Titcomb), Obama was not born in Hawaii -- he was born in Kenya. Obama also lived several years of his childhood in Indonesia, where he attended a madrassas (yes, one of those "schools" where they train children to become Islamic terrorists).

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manfred 3 years, 3 months ago

If only McCain had been elected. He was born in the heart of this great country, namely the Panama Canal Zone.

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manfred 3 years, 3 months ago

Thank you for not letting the lamestream media and facts get in the way of what you believe to be the truth.

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mom_of_three 3 years, 3 months ago

hopefully, that is your punchline..... because what you wrote sounds so utterly ridiculous.

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Liberty275 3 years, 3 months ago

Is prostitution illegal in Indonesia?

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RoeDapple 3 years, 3 months ago

Hi Did_I. People have made fun of the pronunciation of my last name all my life. Not a big deal to me anymore, but junior high kids can be rough, especially when I was one of them. If I chose to give up my anonymity there are those here who would try to harass me over my first name and middle initial, good luck with THAT! ;-) As far as Obama is concerned, regardless of where he was born, his mother's US citizenry would still make him a citizen, a fact the showing of his birth certificate could lay to rest. . . . unless . . she . . isn't . . his . . . .

Hmmm, popcorn anyone?

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Jay_lo 3 years, 3 months ago

Titcomb's recent actions making things hairy for Obama. The President was reportedly keeping abreast of the situation.

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camper 3 years, 3 months ago

I have friends who have done wrong. I have done wrong. I hold myself accountable for the wrongs I have done. I do not hold myself accountable for the wrongs my friends have done. Tell me Jay LO. What have you done? Give it to us. Tell us. Do you have friends who done something wrong? Tell us. Prove to us you are not a liar and hypocrite.

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Jay_lo 3 years, 3 months ago

Republicans sense comb-over! Soliciting information on relationship between President, female undercover officer, and Hawaiian Titcomb!

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rockchalker52 3 years, 3 months ago

I asked my buddy if he was getting any on the side. He said it'd been so long that he didn't even know they had moved it.

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Liberty275 3 years, 3 months ago

When questioned about the timing of his visit to the prostitute, Mr Titcomb said he wanted to arrive before Mr Epilator:

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camper 3 years, 3 months ago

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LadyJ 3 years, 3 months ago

Way, way back when last names first started, people used something like their occupation or an object. The visions of a woman using (and acually needing) a titcomb isn't pleasant. But maybe they were for guys with hairy chests. Yeah, I think I'll go with that one, it doesn't make me shudder.

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camper 3 years, 3 months ago

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camper 3 years, 3 months ago

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workinghard 3 years, 3 months ago

Boy, dude, chill out. The impression I got was it was more about the guy's name, not that Obama had a disreputable friend.

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