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Obama and a Titcomb - Punchline Wanted!

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Only in America. President Obama has a close friend from his native state (that means the state wherein he was born) of Hawaii. His friend's name is Robert (Bobby) ... wait for it ... Titcomb. That is correct: Robert Titcomb. But, it gets even better. Mr. Titcomb was just arrested in Honolulu for ... wait for it ... soliciting an undercover policewoman for sex. Yes, Mr. Titcomb was arrested for suspicion of soliciting a prostitute. Yes, the President's playmate was arrested during a sting to bust up a prostitution ring.

AOL News reports that, "The 49-year-old Titcomb attended Punahou School in Honolulu with Obama. The two often golf, play basketball, go to the beach and dine together when the president returns home to Hawaii for vacation."

This story is begging for a punchline. Let's hear your punchline to this story.



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camper 3 years ago

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camper 3 years ago

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LadyJ 3 years ago

Way, way back when last names first started, people used something like their occupation or an object. The visions of a woman using (and acually needing) a titcomb isn't pleasant. But maybe they were for guys with hairy chests. Yeah, I think I'll go with that one, it doesn't make me shudder.

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bobberboy 3 years ago

do republicans just not like blacks and mexicans or what ?

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bobberboy 3 years ago

republicans out to smear the good name of President Obama once again.

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Liberty275 3 years ago

When questioned about the timing of his visit to the prostitute, Mr Titcomb said he wanted to arrive before Mr Epilator:

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Agnostick 3 years ago

When asked why he was out cruising for anonymous sex in the middle of the night, Titcomb said he had been home watching news of the ongoing budget battle in Washington, and was suddenly overcome with strong feelings of patriotism and love for his country.

"I had to go out," he continued. "It's not like I had an intern like Calista Bisek handy."

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Jay_lo 3 years ago

Republicans sense comb-over! Soliciting information on relationship between President, female undercover officer, and Hawaiian Titcomb!

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Roland Gunslinger 3 years ago

Thank God I'm not held up to any scrutiny for the actions of my buddies. I'd never hear the end of it. Especially when we were younger, just joined the military types.

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and will believe you also don't hold the President responsible for the actions of someone he has no control over.

That being said...

Most golfers pay to attempt to put their balls in the hole... not their clubs.

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Jay_lo 3 years ago

Titcomb's recent actions making things hairy for Obama. The President was reportedly keeping abreast of the situation.

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bobberboy 3 years ago

blah blah blah - who cares ?

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Tom Shewmon 3 years ago

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Tom Shewmon 3 years ago

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RoeDapple 3 years ago

Hi Did_I. People have made fun of the pronunciation of my last name all my life. Not a big deal to me anymore, but junior high kids can be rough, especially when I was one of them. If I chose to give up my anonymity there are those here who would try to harass me over my first name and middle initial, good luck with THAT! ;-) As far as Obama is concerned, regardless of where he was born, his mother's US citizenry would still make him a citizen, a fact the showing of his birth certificate could lay to rest. . . . unless . . she . . isn't . . his . . . .

Hmmm, popcorn anyone?

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Liberty275 3 years ago

Is prostitution illegal in Indonesia?

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Tom Shewmon 3 years ago

"Hi, my name is Larry Sinclair, and I am a recovering Obama addict."

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me112233 3 years ago

you made a functional error in your story -- you said Titcomb is from Obama's "native state." Actally, this is not true. While Obama did live in Hawaii for several years during his childhood (including several years of highschool where he met Titcomb), Obama was not born in Hawaii -- he was born in Kenya. Obama also lived several years of his childhood in Indonesia, where he attended a madrassas (yes, one of those "schools" where they train children to become Islamic terrorists).

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