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The Second Coming

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I recently noted some history in my mind. I recalled the time Napoleon was committed for a time to the island of Elba. But later after much civil unrest, certain loyalist banded together and facilitated his triumph return. Of course that didn't last long either, ending in total defeat. Not ...

Alternative to OTS

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To rephrase the OTS question, "Are you going to watch the Super Bowl"? If you do, are there any traditional things you like to eat while watching the game. I imagine it will just be me and Momma at my house with a platter of baby back ribs and some ...

Ever have a busted pipe when it is -9 degrees outside?

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So throughout all this cold spell, we got along just fine. Just a few minor problems of living in a drafty old 100+ year old house. Until this morning when the thermometer dipped as cold as it has this entire episode. It was -9 degrees. Until now, the washer on ...

Twas the Night before...Do what?

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'Twas The Night Before Christmas 'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic activity was not in evidence among the possessors of this potential, including that species of domestic rodent known as Mus musculus. Hosiery was meticulously suspended ...

Someone asked for a different Question

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One time I was riding down a highway in Oklahoma with one of my cousins. We'd been drinking and he didn't drive very well to begin with. So we are cruising along and here comes the State Trooper. He pulls us over and comes up and starts talking to my ...

Rituals

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It is that time. The waterfowl season begins this coming Saturday. The other day I had to get out the decoy bag and check drops and weights. Pulled out the waders to make sure there wasn't any spiders in the boots. That ritual of getting the gear ready is always ...

The real Uncle Walt

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Uncle Walt had a stage name. And made a lot of money. And momma didn't want us kids to know him to well. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dey1rRQaMWM&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEo8poVlQrM&feature=related Now you gots to understand that when this second one comes up, it is a pause in the evening and all the family has to ...

It has been a day

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it has been a week. Now when we wind down, this helps. Helps me hug my woman hard. And all my cousins suddenly start using good grammer and can friggin spell when this comes on the box. Stevie Ray is long gone but he lives in the heart of all ...

A message from God?

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C2H5OH. Take out your blue books and describe and discuss in detail.

Uncle Walt showed up

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My Daddy celebrated his 85th birthday this last weekend. We were all there for the most part. I gots a couple of siblings that couldn't be there because of distance and life. But the coolest thing was that my cousin Mark brought our Uncle Walt down. Walt has been in ...

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