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by Autie
February 24, 2011 at 9:41 a.m.
Morning Questions
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OK, I have two questions today.
What is the proper spelling of that guy in Libya that is still only a colonel in his own army? I see it "Quaddaffi" or "Gaddaffi"..one d, or one f, or two of each. Is there a proper way to spell this Muammer's last name? Does his Navy still only consist of a half a dozen Ranger bass boats?
Second question. Can I burn jet fuel in my pickup truck or is the octane just way too high? I say in the paper today that the average prices of jet fuel is about 25 cents cheaper than the unleaded I'm buying now? Will jet fuel clean your injectors?
So I asked three questions. Don't get in neighborhood association uproar over it.
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Comments
snap_pop_no_crackle 2 years, 3 months ago
For the most part, jet fuel is highly refined kerosene. Aviation gas is the high octane stuff, but it's probably more expensive than auto gasoline.
Agnostick 2 years, 3 months ago
1) Gaddoofus
2) If it's a flexfuel pickup, I say go for it!
3) Sure, today... but what about tomorrow?
4) Better than Borax!
Fossick 2 years, 3 months ago
Just answer the five questions.
RETICENT_IRREVERENT 2 years, 3 months ago
Autie, The answers to your questions...
1.) Guy with 30 virgin female bodyguards. (long, but no spelling issues.) 2.) Who knows.
2.) Bit bigger than a fleet of Ranger bass boats. 3.) No. You have a gasoline truck. Jet fuel is light diesel. 4.) It won't really harm your engine, you have to have it cleaned out.
RETICENT_IRREVERENT 2 years, 3 months ago
I read his son's newspaper this morning. http://www.quryna.com/ But now it seems to be down. Kinda sad when you give up on your own daddy.
RETICENT_IRREVERENT 2 years, 3 months ago
I read his son's newspaper this morning. http://www.quryna.com/ But now it seems to be down. Kinda sad when you give up on your own daddy.
RoeDapple 2 years, 3 months ago
Jet fuel is highly refined diesel fuel.
RoeDapple 2 years, 3 months ago
By the time you add road use taxes on it, it will be higher.
RoeDapple 2 years, 3 months ago
Or would that be . . . . . RoeD use ?
RoeDapple 2 years, 3 months ago
My question is . . If I made a prank call to the governor could I get arrested?
Pywacket 2 years, 3 months ago
Roe~ Not if you make that call from Autie's phone.
Pywacket 2 years, 3 months ago
Autie~ The correct spelling of that Libyan lunatic's name is Go Daffy. Naturally, he calls his virgin bodyguard squad "The Go Daffy Girls."
Ain't you got that PU rigged up to run on corn squeezins yet?
RoeDapple 2 years, 3 months ago
Them corn squeezins is committed to other uses . . .
snap_pop_no_crackle 2 years, 3 months ago
That's keeping your priorities straight, roe.
RoeDapple 2 years, 3 months ago
heck i thout Muammar wuz ware they trane them top gun pilots
RoeDapple 2 years, 3 months ago
i had me one them gazillion round snail magazines for my AR but got rid of it when the wheel barrow i had to pack it in got a flat tire.
sr80 2 years, 3 months ago
yall toll may yall run oveit awn ther johnny pop pop!!! yall fibbon ta may!!!!
vertigo 2 years, 3 months ago
RoeDapple 2 years, 3 months ago
On another site I have discovered the best way to spell Quaddaffi is to moosh your forehead into the keyboard. Whatever results is acceptable.
Ronda Miller 2 years, 3 months ago
Autie, it's always cheaper to jus sta hom. You cud finally hav that bath yor wife's ask en ya ta take. Juz li undr the holly ruf and tak it culd lik the man u usetabe.
My granny, who was twic remuved frum the poor farm used ta till me not ta wurry how ta spell any thing til you learnt yur own dern nan furst
sr80 2 years, 2 months ago
doan nee na desiffer iffin ya wa frum aroun ere cuz !!!!!!
riverdrifter 2 years, 3 months ago
They done threw a house warming for Moammar today but he wasn't home. http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/ We've got to slow this down a little & see if oil can fall back under $80/bbl. Fat chance.
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