Advertisement

LJWorld.com weblogs autie

Morning Questions

Advertisement

OK, I have two questions today.

What is the proper spelling of that guy in Libya that is still only a colonel in his own army? I see it "Quaddaffi" or "Gaddaffi"..one d, or one f, or two of each. Is there a proper way to spell this Muammer's last name? Does his Navy still only consist of a half a dozen Ranger bass boats?

Second question. Can I burn jet fuel in my pickup truck or is the octane just way too high? I say in the paper today that the average prices of jet fuel is about 25 cents cheaper than the unleaded I'm buying now? Will jet fuel clean your injectors?

So I asked three questions. Don't get in neighborhood association uproar over it.

Comments

Flap Doodle 3 years, 10 months ago

For the most part, jet fuel is highly refined kerosene. Aviation gas is the high octane stuff, but it's probably more expensive than auto gasoline.

RoeDapple 3 years, 10 months ago

Jet fuel is highly refined diesel fuel.

RoeDapple 3 years, 10 months ago

By the time you add road use taxes on it, it will be higher.

RoeDapple 3 years, 10 months ago

My question is . . If I made a prank call to the governor could I get arrested?

RoeDapple 3 years, 10 months ago

Them corn squeezins is committed to other uses . . .

Flap Doodle 3 years, 10 months ago

That's keeping your priorities straight, roe.

RoeDapple 3 years, 10 months ago

heck i thout Muammar wuz ware they trane them top gun pilots

RoeDapple 3 years, 10 months ago

i had me one them gazillion round snail magazines for my AR but got rid of it when the wheel barrow i had to pack it in got a flat tire.

sr80 3 years, 10 months ago

yall toll may yall run oveit awn ther johnny pop pop!!! yall fibbon ta may!!!!

RoeDapple 3 years, 10 months ago

On another site I have discovered the best way to spell Quaddaffi is to moosh your forehead into the keyboard. Whatever results is acceptable.

Ronda Miller 3 years, 10 months ago

Autie, it's always cheaper to jus sta hom. You cud finally hav that bath yor wife's ask en ya ta take. Juz li undr the holly ruf and tak it culd lik the man u usetabe.

My granny, who was twic remuved frum the poor farm used ta till me not ta wurry how ta spell any thing til you learnt yur own dern nan furst

sr80 3 years, 10 months ago

doan nee na desiffer iffin ya wa frum aroun ere cuz !!!!!!

riverdrifter 3 years, 10 months ago

They done threw a house warming for Moammar today but he wasn't home. http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/ We've got to slow this down a little & see if oil can fall back under $80/bbl. Fat chance.

Commenting has been disabled for this item.