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Morning Questions

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OK, I have two questions today.

What is the proper spelling of that guy in Libya that is still only a colonel in his own army? I see it "Quaddaffi" or "Gaddaffi"..one d, or one f, or two of each. Is there a proper way to spell this Muammer's last name? Does his Navy still only consist of a half a dozen Ranger bass boats?

Second question. Can I burn jet fuel in my pickup truck or is the octane just way too high? I say in the paper today that the average prices of jet fuel is about 25 cents cheaper than the unleaded I'm buying now? Will jet fuel clean your injectors?

So I asked three questions. Don't get in neighborhood association uproar over it.

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riverdrifter 3 years, 1 month ago

They done threw a house warming for Moammar today but he wasn't home. http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/ We've got to slow this down a little & see if oil can fall back under $80/bbl. Fat chance.

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ophiuchus 3 years, 1 month ago

Whitney, could we get a comment translator to decipher that strange "twin speak" exhibited above?

/ ... yeah, I'm sure they're all twins, generations of them....

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Multidisciplinary 3 years, 1 month ago

Iffn heed lay offa dem corn squeezins at nit, he mit be able to count by da tim dem stars go to bed.

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Ronda Miller 3 years, 1 month ago

Autie, it's always cheaper to jus sta hom. You cud finally hav that bath yor wife's ask en ya ta take. Juz li undr the holly ruf and tak it culd lik the man u usetabe.

My granny, who was twic remuved frum the poor farm used ta till me not ta wurry how ta spell any thing til you learnt yur own dern nan furst

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RoeDapple 3 years, 1 month ago

On another site I have discovered the best way to spell Quaddaffi is to moosh your forehead into the keyboard. Whatever results is acceptable.

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RoeDapple 3 years, 1 month ago

i had me one them gazillion round snail magazines for my AR but got rid of it when the wheel barrow i had to pack it in got a flat tire.

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RoeDapple 3 years, 1 month ago

heck i thout Muammar wuz ware they trane them top gun pilots

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autie 3 years, 1 month ago

If that's all it takes to drop oil prices lets load up the weapons and go shoot up some other folks. But I got to admit, I will miss Moomarre. I remember back in the mid 80's when he jumped all froggy and we blowed his ass up.....and I think we blowed his ass up a couple times since then. Who we gonna go blow up periodically now?

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prospector 3 years, 1 month ago

Looks like cowboy is ridin' off into the sunset his way. We can only hope.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/41764127

adios

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Flap Doodle 3 years, 1 month ago

That's keeping your priorities straight, roe.

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RoeDapple 3 years, 1 month ago

Them corn squeezins is committed to other uses . . .

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Pywacket 3 years, 1 month ago

Autie~ The correct spelling of that Libyan lunatic's name is Go Daffy. Naturally, he calls his virgin bodyguard squad "The Go Daffy Girls."

Ain't you got that PU rigged up to run on corn squeezins yet?

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Pywacket 3 years, 1 month ago

Roe~ Not if you make that call from Autie's phone.

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RoeDapple 3 years, 1 month ago

My question is . . If I made a prank call to the governor could I get arrested?

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RoeDapple 3 years, 1 month ago

Or would that be . . . . . RoeD use ?

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RoeDapple 3 years, 1 month ago

By the time you add road use taxes on it, it will be higher.

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RoeDapple 3 years, 1 month ago

Jet fuel is highly refined diesel fuel.

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autie 3 years, 1 month ago

I did see a clip about the virgin body guard squads. On Stephen Colbert so I know it was true. Is his son's name Malommar?

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RETICENT_IRREVERENT 3 years, 1 month ago

I read his son's newspaper this morning. http://www.quryna.com/ But now it seems to be down. Kinda sad when you give up on your own daddy.

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RETICENT_IRREVERENT 3 years, 1 month ago

I read his son's newspaper this morning. http://www.quryna.com/ But now it seems to be down. Kinda sad when you give up on your own daddy.

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autie 3 years, 1 month ago

Maybe I'll call Muammar Quaddaffi and tell him my name is David Koch. I wonder if he would share his body guards...I feel I could be in danger at any time. In fact, I think the Koch's have planted a chip in my arm so they know what I'm saying at any given time.

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autie 3 years, 1 month ago

and now the roof leaks...damn it. Man o man it be pouring for the last two hours. What about gopher wood? Anybody got any around here?

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RETICENT_IRREVERENT 3 years, 1 month ago

Autie, The answers to your questions...

1.) Guy with 30 virgin female bodyguards. (long, but no spelling issues.) 2.) Who knows.
2.) Bit bigger than a fleet of Ranger bass boats. 3.) No. You have a gasoline truck. Jet fuel is light diesel. 4.) It won't really harm your engine, you have to have it cleaned out.

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Fossick 3 years, 1 month ago

Just answer the five questions.

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Agnostick 3 years, 1 month ago

1) Gaddoofus

2) If it's a flexfuel pickup, I say go for it!

3) Sure, today... but what about tomorrow?

4) Better than Borax!

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Flap Doodle 3 years, 1 month ago

For the most part, jet fuel is highly refined kerosene. Aviation gas is the high octane stuff, but it's probably more expensive than auto gasoline.

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