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It's too damn crazy hot!

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I remember we had a blazing hot summer the year my cousin decided to come to Lawrence in preparation of attending KU - isn't that the reason we're all here? We had temperatures of 113 degree for a couple of weeks, or was that temperatures over one hundred for thirteen days?

I can't remember; who can the way the sun sizzles my brain and my bare feet when I hot foot it (literally) to the mail box. I'm sure it's an amusing sight, and I'm not sure why I refuse to wear shoes. I guess I just like feeling blisters building on my soles. I mean what's life about if it isn't accompanied by suffering?

And, since we all know how much misery loves company, we're going to share personal experiences and hardships incurred from this heat.

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Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot my plastic tablecloths melted together on the patio set on my deck.

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot our rear view mirror melted out of the top of the car and now dangles like that disgusting cord inside the chicken neck - my aunt akways wanted me to eat it, but I refused!

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot that clumps of rattlesnakes lay close enough together that they look like cow patties. I've been told they take turns rattling each other for the breeze! They've been known to blow in each other's ears too!

RoeDapple 3 years, 9 months ago

I really don't mind the heat so much. I find it easier to cool down in this weather than to stay warm in cold weather.

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

But wouid you eat that noodle thing in a chicken neck? :)

Old bones prefer dry heat!

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

Hi, George!

I'm glad some like it hot. I do have to admit I prefer looking outside at this rather than seeing a blizzard going on.

The real question here is whether you'd eat the chicken neck noodle. Lol

George_Braziller 3 years, 9 months ago

I really don't have a clue what a "noodle thing in a chicken neck" even means. And I honestly don't care. If you don't want to eat it then don't.

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

Hehe. I'm telling my aunt you said so. Trust me though - once you've seen it you will never forget it. And now get this, it's even bigger on a turkey. :)

It helps to appreciate these people have eaten pig's feet and head cheese.

Crazy_Larry 3 years, 9 months ago

It's easier to find blankets than air conditioning. I can't imagine trying to go to live through this heat without an air conditioner. If RoeDapple was poor and couldn't afford A/C I'm sure he'd have a different take on the heat and how easy it is to cool down...try living under a bridge! I prefer winter.

RoeDapple 3 years, 9 months ago

A little shade and cool creek water running over my feet does it for me! My comfort zone runs a little higher than most.

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

Sounds like a cuzin who has acclimated. A clam mated. Clam fry? Osters?

TopJayhawk 3 years, 9 months ago

More loose associations Rhonda? They have meds for that now, you should check it out.

By the way, are you the guy or the girl in your avitar?

It's so hot outside, I am reading one of Rhonda's blogs. Usually I have better things to do.

LadyJ 3 years, 9 months ago

Just bought one of those soaker hoses and left it on for a while today. When I came back about 10 birds were sitting along it to get the drops of water as they came out. Felt bad and took the flower pot out of the bird bath and filled it up.

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

I feel for them too. My two cats are so strange. They prefer staying outside, but they do lay in the shade and on any place that has water on it. I guess they've acclimated! Maybe being Persian they like hot climate! :)

riverdrifter 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot in Texas that the rattlesnakes are vacating Palo Duro canyon.

It's so hot in Kansas they're setting off hydrogen bombs to cool the place off.

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

You've got the idea! Perhaps we can create an urban legend about this summer's heat wave!

It's so hot that the cliffs just outside of town melted into the skinny dipping pond!

ksmatrix52 3 years, 9 months ago

Its so hot I can't think of its so hot jokes!

ksmatrix52 3 years, 9 months ago

OK... wait a minute...got one.........OOPS.... lost it to the heat!!

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

Hehe, indeed. It not only takes our breath away, but our brains as well.

riverdrifter 3 years, 9 months ago

"That hot ol' summer sun makes you beg for your next breath, So you best be on the creek bank laid in the shade. Chewin' on a hickory twig, pass that bottle, I'll have me a swig, I ain't got a lot, but I think I got it made (in the shade)." -Hank Williams Jr.

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

Hank! He always knew what to say and how to sing it.

hiphopsux 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot that the epoxy that holds my wife's side view mirrors on melted. Both of them within a few hours of each other- just fell right off and broke on the ground.

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

It must have been the epoxy that melted and left our rear view mirror dangling. Sorry to hear about your wife's car. Does insurance cover heat related mishaps? Seriously, that is crazy damn hot!

kernal 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot, spit evaporates before it hits the ground.

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

Getting a little crazy dam hot now Andini and kernal! Loving it!

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

Hehe. My iPhone weather channel says it's 104 with a heat index of 109. Are you holding out for 110?

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so damn hot I've got blisters on my soul It's hotter than hell Gets way down below

But the people of Kansas Are looking out for each other Treating them all Like sister and brother

It seems there's no evil In the Wheat State today 'Cause Satan's gone home Where it's cooler, to stay.

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot that my field of corn just popped! The wheat sheaths baked themselves into bread The man in the moon turned over, played dead It's really too hot to get out of bed The streets have cracked, buckled, now bled I'm staying put until things cool down Anything beneath a hundred will feel mighty fine We know it will happen, just give it time

Marcy McGuffie 3 years, 9 months ago

I leave a spray attachment on my hose. Turned on the water today, walked around to the back to water the garden and the hose literally burst open, before I picked it up. I'm blaming the heat (and will NOW take off the attachment, when not in use).

My friend had some asphalt melt onto one of her car tires a week or so ago. Yeah...the heat has overstayed it's welcome!

I'm not a fan of only having two window A/C units in this old house. But, at the same time, I'm grateful they work!

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

I'll bet it was hot water too! Way dangerous!

I've had runners (what the heck are they thinking) ask me to hose them down as they run by, but 'the hose water is so hot it took the skin right off of them and I had to call 911. Then we couldn't figure out which melted puddle of skin and fat belonged to which runner. :)

Ok, I'm exaggerating a tad!

Marcy McGuffie 3 years, 9 months ago

:) Sometimes, I wish the LJWorld had a "like" button. Indicative of too much Facebook time, I guess.

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

I'm with you. It's odd how many times I think of liking something.

H_Lecter 3 years, 9 months ago

6:00am is the best time to run because the automatic sprinklers are on.

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

These jokes about squirrel nuts are cracking me up. :)

Free the squirrels!

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

If you free all the squirrels, who's gonna take resposibility for all the nuts out there?

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

I believe that is cuzin Roe's nuts on 'the loose. Lol.

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot a squirrel's nuts just burst into flame! I beleive it was "Rocky the Frying Squirrel"!

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

You're making it fun. Ok, so I can not control myself any longer (seriously, I tried). What do you call a Smart car full of obese men on a 105 degree day? A tub of lard. My apologies.

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot Topjay begged to be underneath.

Jonathan Kealing 3 years, 9 months ago

I took this blog and Twitterized it: http://twitter.com/#!/LJWorld/status/...

Hope you all are choosing to stay cool by hunkering down with your computers and LJWorld.com. I know I am. 105? Crazy.

Jonathan

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

I thought you were coming on to tell us to cool it on 'the squirrel jokes. :)

I've always wanted to be twitterized! I tried to sit outside with my iPhone, but it's so hot that my iPhone melted into 'the side of my face. Now I look like a high tech robot with a computer chip on my shoulder.

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

I have a smart phone. It wouldn't even go outside with me.

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot a squirrel just came by my patio and stole the little umbrella out of my drink.

marymo70 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

Flap Doodle 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot that when I went to get a refreshing beverage from the fridge, I discovered a basset hound sitting in the crisper. I said, "What are you doing in my refrigerator?" He said, "Isn't this a Westinghouse?" "Why, yes, it is." Well, then, I'm westing."

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

Ah, now that's cute! It'd be even better if it would have been a squirrel putting his swollen nuts on ice.

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot that a horse said if I would lead him to water we could take turns making each other drink.

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

Lmao. Too funny because it is so ridiculous.

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot I just saw a squirrel with only one nut left. He was offering to trade his left nut for an air conditioner!

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

These poor squirrel nuts and AC units are worth their weight in kidneys on 'the black market apparently.

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot that an Urban Legend told me I could have the darn kidney, he just wanted to wake up in a bathtub full of ice.

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot that I saw a dog panting so hard he was blowing himself backwards across the yard.

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot my sweat suit and my birthday suit are both the same suit.

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot even my sweat is sweating!

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

Multi and Jay,

Go back to squirrel nuts and leave poor little ole burned toes alone. Seriously though, it did cross my mind how I would never be able to walk on 'hot coal And they're even cooler than my driveway.

What's the difference between burned squirrel nuts and burned toes?

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

There are no flies on jay - they've decided to fly south where the weather is cooler.

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot that I put a six pack of beer on ice in my cooler and an hour later I opened the cooler and all the beer was gone. You thought I was going to say ice didn't you?

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot that the local ice hockey team won the swim meet.

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

But their mascot drowned : (

He was driving the Zamboni.

lonelane_1 3 years, 9 months ago

I was going to steal a Letterman joke about being so hot I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts & then I realized the squirrel/nut jokes have made the rounds here already. So thanks, Letterman, for all your years of squirrel/nut jokes about the weather that still make me laugh.

mom_of_three 3 years, 9 months ago

you guys are funny! I got... nothing..
It's too hot to think.

Raiden 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot I heard the squirrel in my front yard chatter to his compadres, "nuts to this heat, I'm outa here.

mom_of_three 3 years, 9 months ago

my parking places are determined by the shade factor and not by distance.

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot that I almost put down my ice cold beer and walked out of my air conditioned house to tell my wife that she could finish mowing the yard later.

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot the Girl Scouts don't need a campfire to make 'smores.

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

I just saw a recipe for brownies with melted marshmallows over them and then browned under the broiler! Yum.

It's so 'hot I'm waiting to bake em!

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot that I baked a turkey, 3 pies, and a casserole, in my car on the way home from the grocery store.

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so 'hot I eat stewed tomatoes right off the vine.

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot that I went to a Mel Gibson movie because the theater was air conditioned.

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot I decided to have sex with George Clooney to cool down. :)

lonelane_1 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot I saw a squirrel at the indoor rink putting his nuts on ice.

RoeDapple 3 years, 9 months ago

It's too hot to start a new job . . . but mine starts tomorrow!

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot Roe took a job so somebody else pays for 'the ac!

RoeDapple 3 years, 9 months ago

Metal building, few doors/windows, hot machine.

Love it!

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot I ordered a frozen pizza and refused to tip the delivery boy because it was hot when he got here.

RoeDapple 3 years, 9 months ago

Just came from Lawrence. Explorer reading 111 degrees, various time and temp on 6th street reading 109 to 117. A breezy 105 at home.

marymo70 3 years, 9 months ago

Saw a duck walking and he was carrying a canteen.

Crazy_Larry 3 years, 9 months ago

Ouch! I thought mine was bad...You might consider turning the thermostat up a couple days a week and grabbing a bucket of water for your feet! Maybe put some pants in the freezer. Save some of that money for fun stuff like powder and brass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6PjORMomkU

RoeDapple 3 years, 9 months ago

Heck I turn it up every day Crazy_Larry! I set it at 78/80 then the next time I look it is back at 72. I don't think the cat or dog can reach it so I suspect the Mrs. . . .

Crazy_Larry 3 years, 9 months ago

Well then, sounds to me like you're up the creek without a paddle. Ever try tying the old girl up so she can't get to the thermostat? Wait, you might just be headed farther up the creek with a move like that.

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot Roe had to walk up the dry creek without his paddle.

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

Mine is right up there or higher. I know there is something in place for those who can't afford to pay gas bills to keep their heat on so they don't freeze to death. Is there something similar for electric? I'm also not sure if more deaths are attributed to heat or cold yearly.

1 confirmed and 21 suspected deaths so far this year due to the heat wave - I'm not sure if that's in KC or statewide. Our hottest day is coming up tomorrow!

camper 3 years, 9 months ago

It is so hot, I think even the fish are hot.

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

I told my wife she was "Smokin' Hot", she said "Thank You" and I said, "No Seriously!"

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot that not even the blondes are sun bathing.

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot that my cuzzin who everyone says is half-baked went for a walk and came back done!

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot that they had a weinie roast at the nudist camp!

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot my shadow went to sit in the shade.

Crazy_Larry 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot, I tried running off some squirrels with the hose and they just sat there enjoying the water.

pace 3 years, 9 months ago

so hot the parking lot stood up on it's hind feet and slapped me, twice, once when I got out of the car and again as i exited the store.

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot I lit my barbecue grill and the thermostat on the front went down.

beatrice 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot, the farmer fed his chickens ice chips so they wouldn't lay hard-boiled eggs. (a variation on an old theme)

It's so hot, you need oven mitts to drive the car.

It's so hot I'm sweating boiling water.

It's so hot, Al Gore used all his carbon credits running his a/c.

Of course, the reason none of these are all that funny? It's too d... hot to be funny!

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot outside my American Express card made me leave home without it.

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot that when I passed gas 4 people thanked me for the breeze!

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot that Ronda sunburned her tongue!

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

And her tongue was where when it sunburned? Still thinking chicken neck noodle. Hehe. Neither Poe or myself do well in the heat. We have weak constitutions and don't tan anyway.

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot I saw a chicken plucking itself.

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot at the pool that one out of every two and a half men goes off the deep end. Sorry Charlie.

Cait McKnelly 3 years, 9 months ago

My first husband used to say that you could always put more clothes on but there were only so many you could take off!

camper 3 years, 9 months ago

Jay_Lo, if you are inventing these yourself, I stand in awe.

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

I was just thinking the same thing. Jay could be a standup comedian except it's too 'hot' to stand - he'd be wilted!

wikkawikka 3 years, 9 months ago

Its so hot I took a job in Alaska where it's 56 degrees right now.

wikkawikka 3 years, 9 months ago

I took the job in Alaska. Now I HAVE to come home on a weeks leave.

It's so hot, I'm afraid to come home.

wikkawikka 3 years, 9 months ago

Hot, hot whatta ya got This is fryin and that is not Squirrels the blunt Of everyones pun If it wasn't so hot You wouldn't have any fun. Tiki tiki taka taka in your AC san sun.

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

On the plus side. It's so hot that my computer quit freezing up.

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot that by the time you finish reading the "to microwave frozen" instructions on your burrito you don't have to.

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so 'hot that if John Wayne were alive he wouldn't swagger.

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

Good one justbegintowilt. They were able to cut 10 minutes off the remake of "The Cowboys" by having the actor who plays John Wayne's part shorten his line from "We're burning daylight" to "We're burning"

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot that I have "Goose Dimples"

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

Ha! I believe you have the capacity to write as many masterpieces for late night comedians as you do books of poetry. What a quick mind!

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot I think topjay's comments are cool. (some people get so bent if you won't go out with them!). Ah, squirrel nuts!

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot that when I asked the place where I bought my fruit trees to honor their money back guarantee, they said, 'when hell freezes over!' and they were talking about Kansas.

wikkawikka 3 years, 9 months ago

Its so hot the trees are p..ing on the dogs

wikkawikka 3 years, 9 months ago

Its so hot the ice cream truck melted.

wikkawikka 3 years, 9 months ago

Its so hot my grass has gone underground.

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

Scientists this morning announced the discovery of a giant icy comet that is expected to pass within 100 miles of the earth. They were scrambling for a plan to attempt to divert its course towards Kansas.

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot that I sweat off 10lbs. just by going to the gym - from my car - in the parking lot.

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

Jay, if it wasn't so hot I'd suggest a duel between you and Wiki. As it is, you'll have to continue with the jokes! You've got steep competition now!

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

I saw the ghost of Hank Williams in Lawrence yesterday. He said he finally found a way to melt her "Cold, Cold Heart".

Sarah St. John 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot, I just saw two trees fighting over a dog.

Caesar_Augustus 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot, Tad's is serving shaved water.

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot that justbegintowilt changed her name.

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

Speaking of change, it's so hot that they changed the Kansas state song to "Heatwave" by Martha & the Vandellas.

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot that Fang says Phyllis Diller is back to her old self again (plastic surgery melted).

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot that if Johnny Cash were still alive he would be known as "The Man in Bermuda Shorts and a Hawaiian Shirt"!

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot the Coppertone Girl on the billboards doesn't have any tan lines.

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot I burned my tongue on an ice cream cone.

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot that the box my microwave came in heats food faster than the microwave.

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot, Grandma took a pie from the window sill and set it in the oven to cool.

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot I cooked steaks in the back yard, and I don't even own a grill.

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot the little van in the parking lot is selling RainCones.

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot people are advised to stay clothed and indoors for their sauna where it's safe!

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot that Brownback's back turned from red to blue. :)

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot that Lawrence is known as the sweat lodge of the world.

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot I didn't have to add any heat to my five alarm chili.

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot that the cow didn't bother to kick Ms O'Leary's lantern late last night when we were all in bed.

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so 'hot that when the firemen turn on their hoses steam comes out.

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

Wow, it's climbing fast. I see it's 109 now!

It's so 'hot I don't have to take my clothes to the cleaners, I just put them on wet and within seconds they're dry and pressed.

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

I'm sure you have several other talents, but this has got to be your niche! :)

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

Well we're benefiting from it while others who know you are catching a break then. :)

wikkawikka 3 years, 9 months ago

Take your current age or the age you will be and the year you were born, add them together.

You will see the eleventy-first birthday in all who try this.

wikkawikka 3 years, 9 months ago

All who do this will equal 111. Now that is HOT!

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

This one's for Roe. It's so 'hot Sarah Palin was spotted wearing a pantsuit without the pants - both her pistals were blazing and her fingers weren't even near the trigger.

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot McCain and O'bama were caught water boarding each other. And they were smiling!

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot the bank thermostats are broken. Since when is the temperature 111 but feels like 109? We're not in Kansas anymore!

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

Interesting! The humidity is generally high enough it's an increase I'd think. Thanks for my learning something new item today. :)

mom_of_three 3 years, 9 months ago

I didn't look and see if this was listed, but I heard this one today. it's so hot that the trees are whistling for the dogs!

wikkawikka 3 years, 9 months ago

Its so hot, the wind off the Alaska Mountain range felt sorry and blew us off the job.

It said to me;

We're sorry your peeps are so hot Here's the wind, so you'll not be forgot Tell the folks in Kansas, cool times are coming And better times will have you funning On the snow that is in the future You'll forget, heat doen't require sutures But the frost will bite your nose And you won't remember Your hot and sweatey woes

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

Wik, yes, the promise of cool weather- even snow and freezing temperatures - lends hope to this extreme heat and drought. I was just thinking earlier that I'll have to make sure this blog somehow resurfaces some brutally cold winter's day.

Back to topic:

It's so hot' that my friend Lonelane saw a pregnant squirrel giving birth in her birdbath. The fetus was skinned and cooked through by the time lone tried to rescued it.

wikkawikka 3 years, 9 months ago

Haa haa ha You people are hilarious and I do have empathy for you all.

I will be back the 6th of August. I told my coworker that I didn't care if it was 40 in Fairbanks, AK when I leave, I will definitely be wearing shorts and a tee-shirt, to prepare for the arrival in KC.

I may get some crazy looks but it's worth it to prepare adequately for the blistering heat.

It's so hot, I may look stupid or not, but that's the way it is, with all this uncomfortable heat biz.

wikkawikka 3 years, 9 months ago

Another thing.

I am grateful, hot or not, that I come from Kansas, because as Dorothy said "There's no place like home."

She may not have been referring to the current issue, but she is straight on.

Just spend a few weeks with the chilly folks up here and you will get my drift.

Not all bad, but they should spend a few weeks with all of us there and see how our attitudes or great, hot or not.

wikkawikka 3 years, 9 months ago

Its so hot, did my feet blister or not? Oh never mind...it's just my tongue!!!! Who said heat was a joy? Prose and pun are a cool toy!!!! To relieve my tired body..... My mind is included........ So the pain and sizzle and air is occluded!!

wikkawikka 3 years, 9 months ago

There once were some people:-) Suffering from heat;-( They sniffled and cried:-( It my burns my feet!!!!!! If we stick together In this inclement weather We can surrive replete

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot the tea party movement is steeped in rhetoric

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot Elvis wants back in the building.

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

Oh, I'll help you all right! :)

It's so hot the words to row row row your boat have changed from, 'gently down the stream' to 'you're just stuck in clay merrily merrily merrily life is but a nightmare'

Ronda Miller 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot that the expression go jump in 'the lake has been changed to go jump in 'the trenches.

Jay_lo 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot Lassie refused to come home.

RoeDapple 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot . . .

Wait a minute? Did I hear somebody say "Roe, Roe, Roe"? But I don't have a boat! (not even a kayak!)

wikkawikka 3 years, 9 months ago

Its so hot, I went to my doctor because I had blood in my urine.

The lady doctor said "You must be on your meunstral cycle", I said "Meunstral cycle!! I don't even have a Motor cycle!!!!

Ronda Miller 3 years, 8 months ago

Omgosh. I must have missed a couple of these gems when my eyes had cool cucumber compresses over them!

Don't let your bare thigh touch the metal. Wowsa!

coolmarv 3 years, 9 months ago

It's so hot, Hell is sending people to Kansas.

Ronda Miller 3 years, 8 months ago

It's so hot that even Marv lost his cool. :)

beatrice 3 years, 9 months ago

Did I tell ya it was 117 on Friday in Phoenix?

beatrice 3 years, 8 months ago

Amazingly, it wasn't! Maybe drier than a coastal area, but we had thunderstorms in the evening.

Besides, a convection oven is a dry heat. That doesn't make it any less hot.

Ronda Miller 3 years, 8 months ago

Wow, now that is hot!

Roe, and that was a question you should never ask a female! Lol

It's so hot my tomato plant produced one tomato the size of a jelly bean and I was delighted! Is there a contest at the state fair for smallest tomatoes? :(

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