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by Anna Undercover
March 5, 2010 at 5:25 p.m.
Anna Undercover Mini-Blog: Old Guys & Young Guys
"I like old guys," read a t-shirt in a store.
"Haha! I should get that," I said to my boyfriend, who is almost a decade older than I am.
There was a hat with the same message. I didn't get either of them right then, but I definitely have to go back and get one of them and wear it at work. Early in the evenings, we get a lot of older men who would get a kick out of it. It might help me sell dances.
Thursday night at work...
"You don't remember me from Wednesday night?" asked a sweet faced 19-year-old kid, sounding hurt.
Uh oh. I hate it when I forget customers' names and/or faces and they remember mine.
Luckily, I recovered the conversation, and he took me to VIP for a couple $30 dances.
"Who's your favorite dancer?" I asked flirtatiously at one point.
"You are," he said. "You're the gold standard." He looked a little too sincere.
"Oh," I said. "Well thank you, sweetie!" I hugged him and silently wondered if he had a crush on me.
I was pretty surprised. Young guys like to talk to me, but they don't always get dances with me. They tend to like the prettier girls with bigger chests.
"I like older women," he said.
What!
"Really?" I asked. "You know, if you don't mind, can I ask you an invasive question? I've never had an opportunity to have a frank conversation with someone who feels that way."
"Sure," he said. "Go ahead."
"Why do you think you developed that preference?" I asked, facing him in his lap.
"Hm," he thought for a second, as he rubbed my back. "I think it's because when I was growing up, my friends' moms were really hot. And they were always so nice to me," he said.
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Lisa90 (anonymous) says…
Am I the first comment? Weird. Anyway, greetings from Chicago! I feel like a total weirdo for like making an account just to comment on your blog, but I was thinking about all my former co-workers at the East Lawrence Ballet (ths is Lisa, by the way... ... ...), so I figured I'd risk looking like a huge weirdo to tell you this:
Clubs in Chicago are not clubs in Kansas. The one I've been working at all week is incredibly impersonal. I'm trying out for a different club on Monday, so I'm still optimistic. Also! You sort of inspired me not only to beat people up at work (lol-worthy, but true) but to start my own stripper blog (because our jobs are quite wonderful, are they not?)
Ta da!
KansasPerson (anonymous) says…
Welcome to the comments board, Lisa! Don't worry, you're not a weirdo...... and if you are, you should fit right in around here. :)
It IS awfully quiet around here tonight. I guess other folks are out and about on a Friday night. I had a very out-and-about day, and this weekend is going to be so busy that I'm already tired thinking about it -- so I'm staying in tonight!
Anna, LOL at the "older woman" comment. I can't remember if you've ever revealed your age, but for some reason I"m thinking late 20s? Anyway, when someone refers to you as an older woman, you know you're approaching that first corner. Just kidding. ;) I had a good laugh at that final paragraph -- that's hilarious!
denak (anonymous) says…
"......Uh oh. I hate it when I forget customers' names and/or faces and they remember mine.
Luckily, I recovered the conversation, and he took me to VIP for a couple $30 dances...."
Lol, what you would have hated Anna is to lose out on that 60 plus dollars you wouldn't have gotten when the horny sweet-faced 19 year old *kid* realized that you didn't remember his name and that he meant absolutely nothing to you. Poor dude. Oh well, I am sure that you are familiar with the adage, "A sucker is born every minute."
Succotash (anonymous) says…
Personally I am still laughing that she was basically compared to a teenage boy's mother. Exactly how old does the kid think you are? Yeah older woman... Still at that age 21 is old.
AnnaUndercover (Anna Undercover) says…
@Lisa90
I miss you so much, my love! I was thinking about you tonight. We have another girl about your age who just started who reminds me of you. She gets up there and shakes her little butt and it makes me laugh because she's all muscle back there, like you. :)
Yes! Beat your customers! I should write more about what I do on stage so people who don't come to the club know what it's like. :) No rest for the wicked. Show those Chicago men we mean business, lol.
And blog away, my love. We obviously have to get our stories out there. :P The Internet isn't exactly overrun with people familiar with what *our* lives are like.
On an unrelated note, I've been giggling about our conversation re: your recent customer at All Stars--the one who asked you how much he should give you in tips that one night before we went to church together. You were so adorable. "How much should I have asked for?!" Hehe. I keep hearing J. say: "If he's saying that, he wants it to hurt."
AnnaUndercover (Anna Undercover) says…
@KansasPerson
:) Thanks for welcoming Lisa. She's a sweet, sweet girl. I love her to pieces. And I should have pounced on her apartment when she moved from Lawrence to Chicago, but I was focusing on other things at that time. Darn.
Yeah, I was blown away when he called me an older woman. Turns out he thought I was 23-24, which I'm not. I have not revealed my age on here, and I probably won't. :) You and other people I meet in person will know for sure at some point, I'm sure. If you ask me, I'll tell you.
@Succotash
Haha, yeah. But hey, he thought those moms were hot! I don't mind being compared to a hot mom. Lol.
honeychild (Mel Briscoe) says…
old guys can be charming or icky. i noticed there is very little middleground where they're concerned. LOL
young guys can be cute or obnoxious. and ditto on that one. ;P
Aisling (anonymous) says…
Lol, what you would have hated Anna is to lose out on that 60 plus dollars you wouldn't have gotten when the horny sweet-faced 19 year old *kid* realized that you didn't remember his name and that he meant absolutely nothing to you. Poor dude. Oh well, I am sure that you are familiar with the adage, "A sucker is born every minute."
Oh just give it a rest Dena!