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March 18, 2010 at 8:32 a.m.
Anna Undercover: What to Wear?
I've been so busy with government-y stuff this week AND last that I haven't been able to finish a quality blog entry, so this is what I'm putting out. I just don't want you to think I forgot about you. Also, I can't buy all three suits anyway, so your feedback will be followed.
I've been rocking the pin-up girl look for a while now, and typically wear cute, 'modern' black lingerie with pink or white ribbons and bows that suggest the preferred styles of the 50's and 60's.
Now, I need a new outfit, and you're going to help me pick it out. :)
FYI to people who haven't visited me at work: As a rule, regardless of the rest of my get-up, I wear fishnet thigh-highs and big, black, Bettie Page-style retro-ish platform heels. My hair is always in two pigtail-type loops with twin white bows pinned above them.
What brings the look together, of course, is the infamous belt/whip I wear around my shoulders. (Sugar and spice always was a lie).
I ask the peanut gallery: Which one do you like best?
I had posted pictures here at first, but it turns out that our fearless leader Jon Kealing has been cracking down on "chicks threads" on KUsports.com, and it would be unfair to have even these rather innocuous pictures posted here, so links will have to do.
We have the black cherry one-piece, which will set me back $68.
Option two is the vintage bikini in white cherry, which is a two-piece. The damage there is $80.
Option three is black cherry "sweet cheeks" outfit. (Yes, it has a title on the Web site). This one is on sale and is $44.80.
Which one do you vote for?
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AnnaUndercover (Anna Undercover) says…
So, on the first post of this entry, @grammaddy said she likes the "sweet cheeks" two-piece.
I think I'm voting for that one, too.
JellyBeanMadison (Kimberlee Bourdon) says…
I love the black cherry one piece & the "sweet cheeks" outfit but then I love the retro cherry look anyways and I'm a lil bias.
-Jells-
classclown (Class Clown) says…
How about one of those Pink Taco t-shirts that you're selling?
g_rock (anonymous) says…
I still maintain that the media shy and reclusive Bettie Paige would not appreciate your homage to her or your use of her picture in your avitar as a part of your attention-needy blog.
KansasPerson (anonymous) says…
Even though I would personally prefer the first one (because I think one-pieces are cool and underrated), I think for what you're using it for, the third one is probably best!
RETICENT_IRREVERENT (Ronaldo Ignacio) says…
I'm kinda sorta partial to a super high waisted pencil skirt and blouse with a smart short blazer.
AnnaUndercover (Anna Undercover) says…
@KansasPerson
One-pieces are super awesome. You're right, though; it's probably best to do the two-piece thing this time around.
@JellyBeanMadison
So far it looks like the sweet cheeks one is far in the lead. :)
@reticent_irreverent
I totally need to do the secretary outfit on Saturday. I have a pencil skirt somewhere.
AnnaUndercover (Anna Undercover) says…
@reticent_irreverent
I'll totally do it up for the secretary outfit! I'll pick out some cheesy 80's songs for my sets and make it all naughty and awesome. Woot! Thanks for the idea.
(Actually, last weekend, I went out with some girlfriends after work and we ran into some customers at Perkins. They said I should do the schoolgirl thing, for sure, but the secretary look is right up there, too, so this should make them happy). :D
AnnaUndercover (Anna Undercover) says…
@multidisciplinary
Eh, when I named the Outhouse and invited people to come see me (in the previous version of this post), that was more the attention whore in me than an attempt to attract new/regular business. As I've said, I'd never shoo potential customers away, but when I started this blog, my goal wasn't to vastly expand my network, or anything.
AnnaUndercover (Anna Undercover) says…
@multidisciplinary
Now that I think about it, it's actually pretty difficult to convince people to come to a strip club through advertising. If I have to guess, I'd say a strip club is really a special occasion kind of place in most customers' minds; it's an occasional treat that can be pretty expensive. Also, it's kind of a sensory overload and not the place a regular guy might want to be every day.
They're suddenly surrounded by aggressive women, and a lot of customers aren't used to that. Mainstream culture teaches women and girls to behave more submissively than a sales pro, especially around men.
Demure, we are not.
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classclown (Class Clown) says…
AnnaUndercover (anonymous) says…
@multidisciplinary
Eh, when I named the Outhouse and invited people to come see me (in the previous version of this post), that was more the attention whore in me than an attempt to attract new/regular business. As I've said, I'd never shoo potential customers away, but when I started this blog, my goal wasn't to vastly expand my network, or anything.
====================================
Everyone get your boots on. It's getting deep.
These blogs or diaries as you like to refer to them exist to serve two purposes.
1) To satisfy your AW cravings an
2) To solicit business.
That's all they have ever been about.
Ludus (anonymous) says…
You still need money, so go with the one that costs the least - #3.
classclown (Class Clown) says…
Worth repeating
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So how is this blog or any other blog by the author NOT an advertisement for a certain business. Or asking people to give her things to take on her trips?
Does the author have express written approval as stated in the Use Policy Agreement?
A couple of other tidbits...
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AnnaUndercover (Anna Undercover) says…
@gatekeeper
Um, once again, as I just posted right above your response, "expanding my network" was never my goal. I did use an adverb to modify the verb 'expand,' but you have still not caught me in a lie. :P
Unless you know the whole story about what happened when I said, on another Web site, that I was a stripper (before I ever started this thing), and what happened as a result of that statement, then you are not familiar with the origin of this blog.
Also, you can go ahead and *ask* me why and how it started, if you want to hear the story.
AnnaUndercover (Anna Undercover) says…
I have stuff to do right now.
I'll check in if people have questions. :)
parrothead8 (anonymous) says…
Can I vote for "None of the Above?"
I've always been partial to the "Catholic schoolgirl" outfit or the "sexy librarian" look...both of which would totally work with your fishnets and platforms.
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MacHeath (anonymous) says…
Oh, for cryin' out loud!
I think you should go for a goth-look, on occasion.
Kinda like Abby on NCIS....yeah, thats the ticket!
AnnaUndercover (Anna Undercover) says…
@Ludus
:) You're right. Sigh. I think it's the cutest one, anyway.
Thanks again for the hug yesterday. Much needed and much appreciated.
madameX (anonymous) says…
Ya know, anyone who doesn't like a particular blog doesn't have to read it.... Just throwing that out there. This one's for fun and IMO it's no more "advertising" that if a hairdresser or a mechanic had a blog about what they do that mentions where they work. obviously the subject matter being blogged about is different, but the basic principal isn't.
Re: the actual topic, I like the one-piece best, but if you choose the black two-piece you should look into getting the green ties replace with red ones, I think the neon green takes away from the overall retro-ness.
AnnaUndercover (Anna Undercover) says…
@parrothead8
Lol! I am putting together a librarian outfit this weekend, as @reticent_irreverent suggested.
I love shopping. :) Especially in my own closet. Yay for cheap.
@MacHeath
We have a couple goth girls right now. They are gorgeous and awesome. I look like I'm trying to be something I'm not when I try and rock the black nail polish. Sigh.
@TheEleventhStephanie
"...should slap her silly."
You're a class act.
I encourage you to bring your concerns to the online editor, rather than me. There's nothing I can do for you but disagree with your opinion.
Ludus (anonymous) says…
Don't feed the trolls, let them have their tirades. It seems there are a few more who refuse to contribute - flag and continue, just don't respond.
You're welcome, it was good to see you again too, hope all is well.
AnnaUndercover (Anna Undercover) says…
@madameX
Love the username and avatar. :)
Yeah, I'm not a big fan of the green. It might look cool under the black light, though.
TheEleventhStephanie (anonymous) says…
A class act who doesn't get nekkid for money, in fact. Go do your stuff.
beatrice (anonymous) says…
Oh good lord, now we are getting the happy stripper's shopping list?
Well, shouldn't the decision be up to the guy you sucker into buying it for you? Also, knowing your line of work, I'd go with the one that won't easily get stained by coming into contact with bodily fluids.
Vic, better come in and protect your fair lady's honor by buying her an outfit.
Andini (anonymous) says…
I agree completely with TheEleventhStephanie.
Is this the National Enquirer or is it still my beloved Journal World? The on line Journal World has really gone downhill letting blogs like this on their web site.
I prefer to read the real news and not what skanky outfit a stripper is trying to decide to purchase for her "show".
This is my one and only comment on this topic....and it didn't really deserve this one.
AnnaUndercover (Anna Undercover) says…
@TheEleventhStephanie @Andini
Yes, the perceived social stigma of my occupation and my worth as a human being have a strong relationship.
Thank you for reminding us that it is possible for one human being to be better than another "just because."
Excellent.
TheEleventhStephanie (anonymous) says…
Maybe next she'll fill us in on the details of her grooming rituals. Oooh. I'm on the edge of my seat wondering which is better: shave or wax.
This whole blog should be somewhere else, not on the pages of a community paper (which is read by school kids, too) and it should have TMI in huge letters at the top. Gawd, I didn't even know what a trainwreck I had stumbled upon.
TheEleventhStephanie (anonymous) says…
Anna, I didn't say a thing about your worth as a human being. "Trash" referred to this blog (which I am now quite finished with, thanks.) Sounds like that's an issue you struggle with though, huh?
g_rock (anonymous) says…
Oh and is that picture of Bettie Page copywritten?
AnnaUndercover (Anna Undercover) says…
Off to the state house, guys. :)
Talk to you later.
TheEleventhStephanie (anonymous) says…
What's wrong with my comment LJW? She called herself an attention whore before i did!
MacHeath (anonymous) says…
I have never seen the word "beloved" and "Journal-World" used in the same sentence.
AnnaUndercover (Anna Undercover) says…
@TheEleventhStephanie
This entry will answer your questions about grooming:
http://www2.ljworld.com/weblogs/anna-...
TTFN. :)
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classclown (Class Clown) says…
Here's a swell idea. Why should anyone pay for advertising here? How about instead of paying to put ads up on this site, everyone simply make a blog about their business and expand their clientele that way?
From the blog of UndercoverPlumber
The Jerks I Deal With
UndercoverPlumber (anonymous) says…
Shortly after opening the affectionately known Main Street Plumbers MSP the other day, I got a call to go unclog a toilet. The customer was rude in my opinion and didn't seem to care about my day. All they wanted was their toilet unclogged. When I went in to take a look... OMG! Well, I don't want to go into too many details, but let's just say that was a pretty crappy thing they did in there.
I was so mad I unclogged the toilet, grabbed my $100 and left. They've called and left messages, but I don't know if I ever want to speak to them again. I mean, rules are rules. and they should have been up front with what I was going to be dealing with. I don't think I'll ever be able to forgive them.
RawkStar (anonymous) says…
Nobody likes to troll. Nobody. The other trolls hurt you, sometimes very badly. First you troll because your father wants you to. Then you troll to get the girls. If you keep on trolling, you do it for scholarships, and to get the girls. Then you troll for the money and the girls. Then you get to just watch the other trolls, and that’s fun. But nobody likes to troll. Nobody. And by nobody I mean everybody.
classclown (Class Clown) says…
From the blog of UndercoverPlumber
What to wear
UndercoverPlumber (anonymous) says…
Been thinking of wearing overall to work tomorrow-you know at MSP Main Street Plumbers- and I want to see what you all think as to which ones I should go with.
To choose from we have this one http://www.traumaflintstone.com/Image...
or should I go with this one http://blog.timesunion.com/kristi/fil...
Which one do you vote for?
KansasPerson (anonymous) says…
A few points.
1) Why is everyone getting upset about this blog all of the sudden, when it's been on here for a few months?
2) If you call the J-W, they will explain to you that their website is not the same thing as their newspaper. The rationale is that anyone can have a blog here (and if you've checked the list, it looks like just about everyone DOES have one). It's different.
Sure, kids can read this, but kids can read almost anything on the net. If you're not monitoring them, you should be.
3) In tough economic times, I can't blame the World Co for wanting to get hits on their website, and controversial blogs absolutely do drive up the numbers. It's like talk radio, except for me it's way more palatable. I would rather read this, than listen to people being contentious and setting people against each other just for ratings.
4) This "donations for her trip" thing has come up a few times, classclown, and I'm confused by it. As I remember, Anna asked if anyone had any little items or toys that they'd like her to take along, for the purpose of her taking their pictures in front of Paris landmarks. Kind of like when people did that thing with a garden gnome or whatever. So some folks sent a few things along with her, and she posted pics of them at the Louvre, Eiffel Tower, etc. The folks got their toys and keychains back when Anna returned. I am not seeing at all how this has anything to do with the rule you quoted, which sounds more like someone asking for donations (monetary or otherwise) which they aren't intending to give back. But maybe I'm referring to the wrong situation. Were you thinking of something else?
TheEleventhStephanie (anonymous) says…
@UndercoverPlumber
I am glad you told us upfront that you wear overalls. I was wondering what you did to prevent the chafing and exposure of plumber's butt. Thanks for the info.
@Anna
The state house hires strippers? Awesome!!
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KansasPerson (anonymous) says…
LOL at the second overalls picture!!!!
gatekeeper (anonymous) says…
Sure, kids can read this, but kids can read almost anything on the net. If you're not monitoring them, you should be.
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So, kids should have the LJW site blocked as being porn or adult content? I would think it a good idea for kids to read the local paper (whether online or in print) to know what is happening in their community. They shouldn't have a blog discussing licking strippers and with links to stripper attire on here. I'm sure parents wouldn't be happy if they knew their kids could read what Anna posts on here. And a parent can't look over their kids shoulder 24/7 (and not while they're at school). So the options then would be to totally block access to anyone underage or remove the blogs.
The LJW should stop all the blogs. I think another site would be a better place for them.
TheEleventhStephanie (anonymous) says…
Again, JW, what's wrong with my comment?
TheEleventhStephanie (anonymous) says…
There is no respect in this business, and this blog just drives that home. No respect from the customers, and no self-respect. Anna should go back undercover. This trash is lowering the standards (even further) of our hometown rag.
KansasPerson (anonymous) says…
Gate, you've got some points that may be well worth arguing, but wouldn't they be better aimed if you took them to the folks at the J-W? I'm not sure if you'd want J-W Online or the newsroom or what, but they'd be the people to ask.
Didn't mean to sound cavalier about what the kids can see online.
vertigo (Jesse Crittenden) says…
I've always been partial to the "lunchlady" look. A hair net, some rubber gloves, big old spoon, etc.
You also should look at frumpy housewife look. No makeup, stained sweatpants, Tshirt with baby vomit on it- and you can constantly nag your customers to get off their arse and fix the squeeky screen door. When they ask you to take off your clothes you can tell them you're too tired from watching YOUR kids and cleaning YOUR house. Take their money and give them nothing in return.
Vic (anonymous) says…
Where's her defender you ask?
Anna doesn't need my defense. I jump in because I want to.
Where's her defender you ask?
I have better things to do than to constantly comment on a newspaper's website. I'm not here to babysit. All you parasites want to do is tear her down. Referring to this as "porn" is laughable. If this is "porn" to you, the real stuff would probably make your head spin. There are a lot of busy-body know-it-all prudes out today. What, is QVC off the air or is Oprah a rerun?
kthxbi (anonymous) says…
Powershopper -exactamondo.
What could have been a thought provoking, stereotype challenging look into what few of us have experienced firsthand has developed into a self promoting, little thought out blog about picking out panties. Too bad. If someone with a more introspection and maturity had done this it could have been interesting.
rbwaa (anonymous) says…
i still say vic is anna's alter ego...has anyone ever seen the two of them together?
and, yes, this is an advertisement no matter how much you protest ... such as the outhouse being promoted whereas the flamingo and paradise are not...it seems that means 'come see ME at the outhouse 'cause that's where i am...'
honeychild (Mel Briscoe) says…
anna, i would be interested to know what your birthday is. not the year, just the month and day.
Veritas (anonymous) says…
I like AnnaUndercover and I'd also like to hear more from "UndercoverPlumber" :)
beatrice (anonymous) says…
classclown, great analogy with the plumber blog -- however, instead of "undercover" shouldn't it be "undercabinet"? Plumber jokes just "crack" me up.
Vic, pretty judgmental I see. So if one doesn't feel stripping is empowering for women or feels the paper would be better served not acting as a stripper's personal Craigslist page, then that means they are "prudes" who like reruns of Oprah and shopping on QVC, is that how it is Vic? I ask again, would you want a strip club on the street on which you own a home? If it isn't in the same ballpark as porn, then why not let children take part, right Vic? If it isn't porn, would you be okay if your (neice/daughter/mother ... insert family relation you would least like to see go into stripping) became a stripper?
Damn powershopper! You are making my comments seem down right pedestrian.
gatekeeper (anonymous) says…
Hey Vic - No, her blog isn't "porn". I asked if it should have to be blocked like it's porn when someone else commented that a parent should have control over what their kids see online. I made the point that parents and schools wouldn't have this site blocked because they wouldn't expect their kids on this site to be reading stripper blogs talking about licking, biting and grinding and having their kid potentially helping the stripper pick out her panties. Your reading comprehension is poor. Do you have kids? Would you want your kids potentially reading Anna's nasty adventures? I wouldn't want any kids reading about getting licked while grinding on a stranger for cash in a nasty place named after a sh*t house.
I agree with others - I think Vic is Anna. hi anna!
The LJW won't take this down because they like the attn it gets and they don't consider their website to be a news website.
jehovah_bob (anonymous) says…
Holy Crap! What is wrong with that woman's lips? Someone get her an epipen stat, she's having an allergic reaction. I think she took the bee stung lips a little too seriously.
Catholic school girl is so cliche. Why not go for a nun?
And just to be different, I vote for number 2.
amesn (anonymous) says…
I enjoy reading Anna's blogs but I almost spit my already expensive soda right out my mouth after reading clown's Undercover Plumber. My father in law is a plumber and some of his stories make me appreciate only having to keep the butts clean in my profession!
@Anna i've always been partial to a naughty nurse look :)
LoveThsLife (anonymous) says…
I could see "UndercoverPlumber" being a pretty crappy blog.
Anyway, Anna, I'm not really into your career choice or what you do. In fact, I am bit critical of it all...I just thing you are young and have some big dreams that might be limited by what you are doing now.
Sooo... I was hesitant to look at the links you posted (I didn't want to see anything gross) but..holy cow! Those swimsuits are cute! In fact I found a one piece that I think I might buy for the summer.
I have been eyeing a few on anthropologie but this one is just as cute and much cheaper.
So..thanks for the link.
xbusguy (chris Ogle) says…
I will come in and see you if can do the NCIS Abby thing...... she is so hot!!!
g_rock (anonymous) says…
Wait. I just *stupidly* read your twitter junk that you have linked to this profile. So what exactly is it that you are getting for free for mentioning it in you blog? It wouldn't be *this*, would it? Cause that may or may not be slightly commercial then, huh?
attention
attention
freestuff
money
attention
classclown (Class Clown) says…
From the blog of UndercoverPlumber
What to wear
UndercoverPlumber (anonymous) says…
@Multi
Thank you for the kind words. And thanks again for stopping by the shop and giving me that big monkey wrench.
That's going to have me all giddy and chirping all day down here at Main Street Plumbers. Now I'm ready to take on the really big jobs! So for those of you dear readers that have really big jobs that need to be done, I can do it.
@amesn
I'll be doing a blog about my butt soon. : )
@everybody else.
Thank you for all the attention. Except for you meanies. You're just mean.
classclown (Class Clown) says…
By the way, what do they call people that have and use twitter accounts? Twits?
KU_Dude (anonymous) says…
I can't wait until UndecoverPlumber goes on a trip overseas and posts pictures.
beatrice (anonymous) says…
I think that should spell it with an "a" instead of an "i".
g_rock (anonymous) says…
By the way, if you are getting free stuff from them for posting it in your blog, can you get me the one piece in a size 8? TIA.
denak (anonymous) says…
I know I said I would stay away.........but I changed my mind. And considering that the LJWorld, the police department, the fbi, cia, dea, Girl Scouts of America, PETA or Homeland Security has not contacted me yet about my ill-advised joke at the people of Lawrence's expense(not "Anna's) I think it is safe.
1) Class Clown, loved your Undercover Plumber post. I thought it was hilarious!
2) Vertigo, she can't have the fumpy housewife look. That's my look. And I ROCK it! (when I'm not too tired or cranky)
3) 11th Stephanie, be nice or she will call the police on you.
4) Bea, I answered your question as to how strippers pay taxes but then I foolishly clicked on one of the bathing suit links and it kicked me off (coincidence???), so if you still want to know I can post it later or I'll just email it to you.
5) And just to answer the blog question (no not yes Anna we are all paying attention to you) but the ones about the outfit, I would go for the black cherry one piece.
Dena
parrothead8 (anonymous) says…
It's funny that some people have such a problem with the content of a blog that they are choosing to read.
Here's a solution: Don't like the content? Don't click. Duh.
beatrice (anonymous) says…
spell twit, that is.
LadyJ (anonymous) says…
Classclown__almost afraid to ask what the plumber's version of a lap dance is.
LadyJ (anonymous) says…
LOL, I can't wait.
jehovah_bob (anonymous) says…
And caulk, lot's of caulk.
LadyJ (anonymous) says…
OK Anna, here is some non-judgemental advice. You are 28 and all this is fun, but take it from us older people, this is probably not how you will see it in say 10 or 20 years. You will change and so will your outlook on life. Right now you don't care about people knowing you're a stripper in fact it's fun to tell them, but in 10 yrs you might. Things change and people change. But you are putting it out there on the internet "forever" and years down the road you may sincerely wish you hadn't but you won't be able to change it. Why take that chance when later you might have something important to lose? I'm sure at this point your real identity is known by many. Who is to say in a year or so they will not get mad at you and make it know to everyone. Friends are not "forever". Then it is too late to keep the world from finding out on the internet "forever". A little precaution and restraint now could save you from a lifetime of misery. Please stop and consider your future and reconsider the blogging.
LadyJ (anonymous) says…
Another note, all the people urging you on, here and where you dance have nothing to lose if things go wrong in your life. It's no skin off their nose, their lives will go on as normal, only you will suffer.
grammaddy (anonymous) says…
Anna I love love LOVE your blogs. I don't get the haters. Nobody forces anyone to read this.
RETICENT_IRREVERENT (Ronaldo Ignacio) says…
Anna,
"I'll pick out some cheesy 80's songs for my sets and make it all naughty and awesome."
I was more thinking along the lines of "Little White Lies" sung by the Velvet Fog himself, Mel Torme.
http://www.google.com/url?q=http://po...
tubs_of_love (anonymous) says…
Black Cherry One Piece
MacHeath (anonymous) says…
Man, I tell ya, if I had a nickel for every time I heard a variation of "Hey, I used to be a jackass, then I got married...
blue73harley (anonymous) says…
MacHeath - I guess Tiger got it backwards.
beatrice (anonymous) says…
grammaddy, you are correct that nobody forces anyone to read this blog (or at least I sure hope they don't). I can appreciate why you wonder about the "haters" on here. As others have pointed out recently, silence is often perceived as consent. Not all of us feel the line of work or place of business being promoted and freely advertised in this blog on this family newspaper site is something that promotes healthy relationships or healthy images of and for women. I choose to comment, as I do not care for this material and don't mind letting people know. You may disagree with me, and that is your choice. Just as there are other blogs to comment on, there are likewise other websites on which one can promote her trade as the "happy stripper."
I simply ask, if a White Supremacist or a polygamist sect leader or pro-trophy hunting activist (or name your social poison that you strongly disagree with) had a blog on here, would you just turn away rather than comment? I've seen you speak out against others in the past, so I believe you would. While I can't speak for others, this is where I am coming from. I'm speaking out against something rather than in favor of something, but I'm not here to just "hate."
blue73harley (anonymous) says…
And now Jesse James falls from grace. Damn those strippers!
misplacedcheesehead (anonymous) says…
Time to take out the trash!
Hey, ever wonder what members of Scottish Rite Bods wear underneath their kilts?
Hell, I'd appreciate getting a peek under Sean Connery's.
Know what's really funny? The thought that eventually, what strippers have will wrinkle, sag, and look just plain old like the rest of us. There is indeed a god!
blue73harley (anonymous) says…
Sandra Bullock or....
The Stripper http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/gal...
You decide :-)
(What the hell was he thinking?)
thebcman (anonymous) says…
you should wear something that restricts hand movements so we don't have to suffer thru any more of this fecal matter.
denak (anonymous) says…
Really, that is who Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock with. Ewwww, she isn't even hot (imho). Seriously, if you are going to cheat make it worth your while. That's just me though.
amesn (anonymous) says…
What??? He cheated on Sandra? She is gorgeous and just seems so wholesome and nice! What a turd!
@ classclown...maybe we could team up for your butt blog..you talk about your butt and i'll talk about cleaning it..it will be a sure fire way to CRACK everybody up!
beatrice (anonymous) says…
That Jesse James stripper looks like something from a horror movie -- looks like Salvador Dali puked on her.
I wonder if she can do a perfect pirouette?
tubs_of_love (anonymous) says…
@blue and denak - In comparison to Sandra Bullock, I think she's hot! Now take Sandra out of the picture and yes, gross!
denak (anonymous) says…
tub of love,
You think the stripper is hotter than Sandra Bullock?
Dena
tubs_of_love (anonymous) says…
Yeah, I've just always thought Sandra Bullock was butt ugly, but thats just me.
rbwaa (anonymous) says…
has anybody taken the time to tabulate how many admiring and non-admiring posts have been made on these 'undercover' blogs? it would be interesting to know.
workinghard (anonymous) says…
Don't think the stat guys do that.
MacHeath (anonymous) says…
Gee, this is a "family" newspaper?
The J/W promotes "family values" I suppose.
This is a function of the printed news?
I never knew...
Ludus (anonymous) says…
The reason individuals cheat rarely have anything to do with the physical attractiveness of those they cheat with or who they are currently with. Usually it has more to do with the individuals involved.
All that being said, Sandra Bullock is a pretty 'every woman', which is much more attractive than plastic women generally considered the standard which beauty is judged. I've thought she was attractive ever since Love Potion #9. :)
Anna - you should do a Sandra night and dress like parts from her movies - the outfit from the talent scene in Miss Congeniality would be awesome!
http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_m...
For reference.
gatekeeper (anonymous) says…
MacHeath (anonymous) says…
Gee, this is a "family" newspaper?
The J/W promotes "family values" I suppose.
This is a function of the printed news?
I never knew...
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Good job trying to twist what was being said. This has nothing to do with the paper promote family values. This is not a site where parents would expect there to be writings about biting and licking strippers and grinding on crotches at a 2nd rate, BYOB, nasty strip joint. Kids do come to this site and can be exposed to this junk Anna posts.
Think about what you said. "A function of the printed news". So, you think Anna's writings are "news"????? They aren't and that's why it doesn't belong on this site.
The user agreement states nothing obscene or sexual can be posted, but yet Anna does post things of this nature. A parent shouldn't have to worry about their kids stumbling upon her writings when they think the kid is getting on to look up something in the local NEWSpaper.
beatrice (anonymous) says…
MacHeath, did you really not know that this was a family newspaper? Why do you think it doesn't read like a Dan Savage column? Why do you feel they wouldn't take ads for x-rated movies? There are plenty of things not printed here -- expletives or curse words, for example -- that are part of adult reality. The paper understands that it is intended for most audiences. One thing I believe you are doing is conflating the ideas of family with the political "family values" nonsense. I've never advocated for "family values," but happily support families in general. Does the Outhouse allow families of all ages into its fine establishment, and if not, does this mean they are all about "family values"? Of course not. Some things are for a mature audience in a mature setting. There is a place and a time for everything. Hopefully you see the difference. If you can't, then please don't ever babysit other people's children.
denak (anonymous) says…
".....The reason individuals cheat rarely have anything to do with the physical attractiveness of those they cheat with or who they are currently with. Usually it has more to do with the individuals involved.....
Very true. Personally, I wonder if this is a case of a domestic violence victim ruining a good relationship because he does't know how to handle a relationship without drama. Reportedly, Jesse James' ex wife, Janine Ludemuller(some of you guys might know how to spell her name correctly :0) ) was very physically violent.
That may be an excuse but it is one that I want to believe because I really did like those two together. I have always heard that, contrary to his appearance" Jesse James really was this gentle soul. I have friends who have tats all over their bodies, and people judge them but most of them are the nicest people.
Anyway, it is a total bummer.
Bea,
Don't you know, Anna, promotes family values also? Why she is alway giving married men advice on their relationships with their wives and some of her best customers are married couples who she so alturistically helps with their sex life by turning them on together.
Dena
P.S. *Disclaimer* I mentioned Anna's "name." This does not in any way whatsoever imply a threat to "Anna's" person. Nor does it indicate a willingness on my part, or anyone that I am intimately associated with, to do harm to Anna, any family members of Anna's, any pets of Anna's, any customers of Anna's or to the fine family establishment that Anna is currently employed at. So, puhleeeze, do not call the police. They are busy with other things.
tubs_of_love (anonymous) says…
@Ludus - So you're saying that Sandra Bullock isn't plastic? Just take one more look at her Michael Jackson nose, and tell me she is not plastic. It's true she probably doesn't have a boob job, but her face or butter face? Anyway, this is really off the topic of which outfit Anna should buy.
bearded_gnome (anonymous) says…
Bea,
I suppose that means "our dear Anna" shops at "Wench-mart?"
next I will go find lots of research documenting the links between pornography with violence against women, and with domestic violence specifically.
what "our dear Anna" does is live action porn.
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MademX,
late reply: I tried ignoring "our dear Anna," but her filth was showing up elsewhere off of her blogs! so didn't have a choice to ignore it!
you go 11th-stephanie!
denak (anonymous) says…
".....Anyway, this is really off the topic of which outfit Anna should buy..."
True, but it is a more interesting topic....in my oh so humble opinion.
TheEleventhStephanie (anonymous) says…
Does she really call the police? For what?? Do tell.
Newell_Post (anonymous) says…
Sandra B can come over to my house if that whole biker-girl thing isn't working out. You never know about people in "show biz," but she always has seemed like one of the good ones. I don't care if she had a nose job. JJ is a complete moron for cheating on an extraordinary woman like that.
bearded_gnome (anonymous) says…
Another note, all the people urging you on, here and where you dance have nothing to lose if things go wrong in your life. It's no skin off their nose,
their lives will go on as normal, only you will suffer.
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I vote for the pink fringey coveralls with the powder blue bib.
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steph:
"Our dear Anna" has supposedly gone to the police to accuse Denak of threatening her, stalking her! lmao no I'm not making that up, look at another recent of "Our dear Anna's" recent blog threads.
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to those who say why post here:
we tried that, ignoring it was taken for approval and the filth was showing up on other threads.
Zilla (anonymous) says…
I think the one piece or the vintage white bikini. The last one,the "sweet cheeks" is so played out. Everyone has had it at one point or another in their stripping career. Kind of like carrying a crown royal bag around in place of a cute little clutch.
I was going to come out and see you but didn't know if you were working last night. Plus, I don't know if I am still banned??? I've tried texting him and calling but to no avail.