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Stripper Blog: Big Fat Butt
OMG. I just learned how to flip up onto customers, and now I'm showing everyone who will sit down and be a Guinea pig.
"OK! Thanks for doing this," I said to my friend Callahan. My hands were on the tops of his thighs as he sat, wide-eyed, unsure of what would come next.
I jumped and stretched my legs in the air. Bam! I hit him right in the face with my butt.
"Your ass is huge," he said, muffled by my gluteal area.
"What!" I kicked down. "You ass." I laughed, but he was the fourth person to tell me I had a 'booty' and not a 'butt,' since I arrived home the other day. It had been six months since my last visit, and living in Kansas does not exactly make healthy eating easy.
"I'm working on it," I said defensively. I wasn't.
Current weight: 135. Next meal will be: South Beach Diet-approved.
AWARDS: Sorry guys. My last posting was taken down ::sniff:: so only one person (besides me) was able to comment on it in time.
The Only Commenter (that I saw) Award: Vic!