Anna Undercover

Anna Undercover: We're Engaged!

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http://www2.ljworld.com/users/AnnaUndercover/photos/2011/feb/14/208008/ "...life is like a song..." -Etta James *[Ring custom-made by Niche Jewelry, Olathe, Kansas.]*

Anna Undercover: Always Appreciated?

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Anna Undercover: Good Times with Olathe PD

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*A car crashed into a karate studio last night (I have pictures!), and the redeeming value of Olathe PD's unblinking eye of Sauron is now clear.* ... If you live, work, and date in three separate counties, two things are certain: The laws of entropy will compel piles of crap ...

Anna Undercover: One-Year Anniversary

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*A year ago, I hit ‘publish’ and announced that I loved my job as an exotic dancer, and it remains as true today.* *To celebrate, I offer a toast to another woman who proudly breaks the rules.* http://www2.ljworld.com/users/AnnaUndercover/photos/2010/nov/4/202039/ Proper etiquette is commensurate with human rights in some corners of New ...

Anna Undercover: Girls^3

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##Girls, girls, girls! They're at your local strip club, and they're not just on the staff. They're here, they're queer, and a lot of them are hetero, too. A gaggle of four giggling teenage girls that visited me weekly at the Outhouse last winter. ("Omigod," the 18-year-old would gush. "I ...

Anna Undercover: Women

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**46 Mommas** are going to shave their heads on Tuesday to raise awareness for childhood cancer research, and **Karla Knudson** of Lawrence is one of them. Using beauty-obsessed Hollywood as a platform, they will **“Shave for the Brave”** to spotlight the surprising fact that pediatric cancer research is underfunded. http://www2.ljworld.com/users/AnnaUndercover/photos/2010/sep/2/197840/ ...

Anna Undercover: Nice Hot Cup

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Airborne as I erupted from my customer’s lap, I cried out with passion: “Noooooo!” I was seized with panic, mid-lap dance, at his sudden confession. Made clear by this admission, the 20-year-old boy beneath me was not a normal customer, but a poor, bleating lamb astray in a land of ...

Anna Undercover: Joe's Favorite Moon

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It took a team of lumberjacks to restrain her. Colossal, blindingly white, and straining the thick, steel cables taught, the Great White Butt tested the strength of the seasoned, burly men as they strained, veins bulging, to overpower her fight against the human anchors below. "Land sakes, men!" boomed a ...

Anna Undercover: Secrets, Secrets Are So Fun

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"You!" A beautiful, raven-haired girl jumped in front of me moments after I walked in to work last night. "What?!" I asked, genuinely surprised, but excited to have the attention of one of the club's pristine, princess-like dancers, whose beauty and pole skills outrank mine by quite a bit. "I ...

Anna Undercover: It Will Require Push-Ups

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In the latest sign of the apocalypse, it is possible to earn VIP status at the 23rd Street Taco Bell in Lawrence, Kansas. This is very bad news if you report to work with no pants on, and people show up to watch. "Oh! It's you!" the all too familiar ...

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