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By Mark Boyle
December 22, 2008
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The holiday travel season is getting underway. AAA says that nearly 64 million Americans are poised to go more than 50 miles from home this week.
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I go more than 50 miles to work every day. Maybe I should write some tips.1. Make sure the lid is firmly on your coffee cup.2. Real men pump fuel holding the nozzle bare-handed in 5 degree weather.3. Kids can hold it longer than they think.4. Your wife cannot.5. If you KNOW the right exit is the next one don't take this one because your wife says: 'Turn here!' at the last second.6. Forget about listening to your own music...or sports talk. It's either your wife's self-help CD or 'Uncle Myron's Christmas Cookie' for the kids.7. The fool in front of you doesn't know his turn signal is on and you can't help him.8. You will find someone who speeds up and passes you, then slows down and you pass him. This will repeat 20 times. Resist the urge to run him off the road.9. Wear your seatbelts.10. The world's largest ground hog is a fake.That should do it.
Do not drink prune juice before leaving.
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