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Is it fair for police to sit and wait for drivers to disobey temporary traffic signs?

Oh, don't worry about H&K! I'd be willing to bet that her problem has a lot to do with not having had any....ahem....."meat and (two) potatoes" in quite some time! You know what I mean?
She's just frustrated!
Ignore her!

July 28, 2005 at 5:36 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Record low temperature greets early risers

Yes, it was chilly this morning! I woke up with a pair of titty hard ons!!

July 27, 2005 at 5:41 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Amputee happy to be reunited with foot

Okay, I want everyone here to stop what they're doing, go back, and reread that part of the story about him cutting off two toes and considering giving them to friends....and then continue reading about the porcelain horse and the can of Hamm's beer and all of that stuff about those things being " a collage of himself"!!!!!-----That paragraph says it all!!! This young man is soooo twisted it's sad! Truly, I don't know whether to laugh at him or weep for him! What a lost soul!

You know, people like bennyotes can defend him all they want.....but this guy is pathetic!!

July 26, 2005 at 3:03 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Should pharmacists have to fill prescriptions for birth control and morning-after pills?

I think nectarines taste sweeter.

Maybe I should load up my refrigerator with nectarines!

July 14, 2005 at 12:28 a.m. ( | suggest removal )

Should pharmacists have to fill prescriptions for birth control and morning-after pills?

You call your "area" a pineapple??

Hmmmm.........

July 13, 2005 at 11:51 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Should pharmacists have to fill prescriptions for birth control and morning-after pills?

Chevygal probably has her entire refrigerator stuffed full with pineapples! As a matter of fact, everytime she opens the door, a bunch of them falls out all over the kitchen floor! LOL!

Am I right about that, chevygal? :P

July 13, 2005 at 11:32 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Should pharmacists have to fill prescriptions for birth control and morning-after pills?

Somehow I get the feeling that lonely guy's "tanks" must be full--to the point of almost overflowing-- with "manly essence/nectar"! LOL

Swollen! About ready to burst! Holy cow!

July 13, 2005 at 9:41 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Should pharmacists have to fill prescriptions for birth control and morning-after pills?

Uh-huh.

And may I ask, Chevygal, how many times a week do you "pretend" to enjoy your man's "nectar"?

3 times a week? 4 times a week? Each and every night?

July 13, 2005 at 9:04 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Should pharmacists have to fill prescriptions for birth control and morning-after pills?

Aren't they working on a birth control pill for men? Is it on the market yet? Does anybody know? Not that I'm interested in it, mind you! I like my "essence" just the way it is! Its volume, consistency, and potency are perfect, in my honest opinion. (And my girlfriend even agrees with me....I think.)

July 13, 2005 at 6:42 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

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