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puddleglum

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puddleglum

Biography

With all the ugliness in the midwest, I was chosen to come spread beauty around the northeast area of Kansas. My radiant smile makes 80-year olds feel like teenagers again. I am very very pretty.
It is a lot of pressure.
I enjoy bacon, sometimes.

How I came to live in Lawrence

pretty people like me rarely appear anywhere other than the west coast and of course in magazines.
My skin is perfect, almost pore-free
My hair is angelic
I am very good looking

Affiliations

mostly the beauty magazines that I occasionally grace the cover of.

Hobbies

mostly being pretty and stuff.
I do like drag racing, fast cars, and cars that aren't wimpy and girl-like such as foreign cars with built-in cup coolers and other such nonsense.

Favorite Web sites

this one, of course

Favorite music

music is dumb, just look around at musicians. ugh.

Favorite books

I don't believe in books, unless they have a pretty cover, then it is real. Like Fox news. They say they are fair and balanced, so they are the only ones who tell the truth.