Comment history

Are you giving up a vice for Lent?

I'm giving up

March 8, 2011 at 5:24 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

KU implements automatic enrollment policy for math requirements

Don't they still require freshman to take English 101 first semester? How is this any different?

March 8, 2011 at 8:04 a.m. ( | suggest removal )

Lawrence school board candidates holding live chats on

If a train leaves Phoenix headed for Lawrence at 57 MPH, how long will it take Bob to hand me a Blue Moon Ale?

March 7, 2011 at 9:37 a.m. ( | suggest removal )

What’s the loneliest job you’ve ever had?

Trolling the internets trying to be "first". The pay sucks, but at least everyone thinks I'm hip and clever.

March 7, 2011 at 1:15 a.m. ( | suggest removal )

How do you celebrate St. Patrick’s Day?

I'll probably eat Mexican food and wave the flag of England.

March 6, 2011 at 11 a.m. ( | suggest removal )

Share your 'Only in Lawrence' story on

That's like every single Applebee's in Kentucky.

March 4, 2011 at 2:03 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Are you taking a spring break trip?

I'm going to rent a Corvette and drive down to Juarez.

What's the worst that could happen?

March 2, 2011 at 11:11 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Sustained effort

This one's easy. In a few years, all the underage drinkers will be old enough to drink legally. (wipes hands) Problem solved.

March 2, 2011 at 1:09 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

U.S. Supreme Court rules in favor of Westboro Baptist Church protesters

Y'all are free to go picket in front of Westboro Church with "God hates Fred" signs and what-not....

March 2, 2011 at 11:21 a.m. ( | suggest removal )