If you had to dress up as someone famous, who would it be and why?

I look good in wings, so either Heidi Klum or Bar Rafaili.

August 12, 2012 at 11:25 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

How did you learn to cook?

I read that real good book, Cooking With Gas, by Sylvia Plath. Borrowed it from Lecter.

I'll tell you why people are cranky though. It's those circus acts being called Olympic sports. Those darn smiling robot mimes in the water, somebody needs to just how long they can hold their breath and just because you can catch a hula-hoop, a ball, or wave a streamer while tumbling doesn't make you a gymnast. You should be in Vegas, not London...freaks!

August 9, 2012 at 1:30 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

How do you stay active?

Arguing with the TV.
For the love of God, will someone tell me how synchronized swimming made it into the Olympics?

August 6, 2012 at 11:46 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

What do you like about the demolition derby?

Do they have free WiFi?
I've been taking an online pole-dancing course and if they make it an Olympic sport, I'm going for the gold.

August 4, 2012 at 2:51 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Have you been watching the Olympics?

Sometimes I crave those chargrilled chicken wraps and a sweet tea from Chik fil A...especially after a night of lesbian craziness with my wife.

August 1, 2012 at 8:09 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Lawrence burglary reports pile up

I think these statistics point out one of the biggest problems in America today, we wake up too much during the night.

July 19, 2012 at 9:57 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

What is your favorite ethnic restaurant or store in Lawrence?

I like that Chipotle restaurant because I can order in Spanish.

July 9, 2012 at 12:21 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

What do you think is the biggest health concern facing Douglas County or the state?

I think it has to be masturbation. Seems to be an epidemic. I watched Two an a Half Men the other night and the seemed to be the theme and their hook to edginess. I read in the paper about a guy on I-70 that didn't even take a break at the toll booth. What a world, what a world.
Germs!

June 20, 2012 at 11:50 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

If you had to live in a different country, where would you go and why would you live there?

I love camping out in a tent, so I'd have to say Haiti.

June 8, 2012 at 2:16 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Do you think parks or streets in Lawrence should be named for community members who have passed?

I sure do love the unique names for parks in Lawrence. Why just the other day I was driving past Clinton Pkwy. & Lawrence Ave., and the park by the stone buffalo was named "Native Prairie Grass" park.

How about that dog-walk park across the levee from Tee-Pee Junction, we could name it Mano-y-mano park.

I think we should name the skate park, Chronic Park.

Does Constant Park mean I can leave my car there?

Streets named after planets might be fun

June 5, 2012 at 12:08 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )