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Last login: Sunday, December 9, 2012
We can argue over the rights and wrongs of gun control until the cows come home, but surely we can all agree that there's been a tragically missed opportunity here. If just one student had the good sense to get one of these permits, he or she would have a whole dorm to themselves for the year. Think of all that extra space, privacy, quiet and bathroom availability... And, most importantly, the air of mystery and danger you could cultivate around yourself. Regardless of whether you actually owned a gun or not (and I think it would be much funnier if you didn't but never admitted it) you would be THAT student. The only gunslinger on campus. The urge to dress like Clint Eastwood every day would be irresistible (and, in my opinion, absolutely the correct thing to do).I think even the professors would think twice before giving you a bad grade.
December 9, 2012 at 3:22 p.m.
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